My Dream Theater Ranking
Sitar Hero threw down the gauntlet and I gladly accepted it. This is my Dream Theater list of every single album that I have listened too. |
| 1 |  | Dream Theater
Metropolis Pt. 2: Scenes from a Memory
My favourite overall. For the brilliant plot and the excellent music that went with it.
Number of Orgasms: 15 |
| 2 |  | Dream Theater
Images and Words
Easily has my favourite songs on it, but not quite as good as Metropolis Pt 2.
Number of Orgasms: 14 1/2 |
| 3 |  | Dream Theater
Awake
Seriously underrated, some excellent keyboard work by Moore. Very dark and moody.
Number of Orgasms: 14 |
| 4 |  | Dream Theater
A Change of Seasons
Absolutely epic song, and the covers ain't bad either.
Number of Orgasms: 13 1/2 |
| 5 |  | Dream Theater
Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence
42 Minutes of WIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Number of Orgasms: 13 |
| 6 |  | Dream Theater
Live Scenes From New York
Brilliant album, brilliant live. Extended solo work from Petrucci and the addition second half.
Number of Orgasms: 12 1/2 |
| 7 |  | Dream Theater
A Dramatic Turn of Events
Haters gunna hate, let them hate away.
Number of Orgasms: 12 |
| 8 |  | Dream Theater
Score
Twenty years of awesome. Including an excellent orchestra bit.
Number of Orgasms: 11 1/2 |
| 9 |  | Dream Theater
Train of Thought
Heavy Theater
Number of Orgasms: 11 |
| 10 | | Dream Theater
Chaos in Motion 2007?2008
Excellent work from the band on tour of a not so great album.
Number of Orgasms: 10 1/2 |
| 11 |  | Dream Theater
Falling Into Infinity Demos
Better than the actual album, juicy proto-version of Metropolis Pt 2 and Raise the Knife.
Number of Orgasms: 10 |
| 12 |  | Dream Theater
Octavarium
The final song makes this album better than what the front half told us to expect.
Number of Orgasms: 9 1/2 |
| 13 |  | Dream Theater
Live at Budokan
Excellent live versions of Train of Thought among other things.
Number of Orgasms: 9 |
| 14 |  | Dream Theater
Awake Demos
Rough and edgy but Awake is still in there.
Number of Orgasms: 8 1/2 |
| 15 |  | Dream Theater
Images and Words Demos
Same as above, only with Images and Words.
Number of Orgasms: 8 |
| 16 |  | Dream Theater
Systematic Chaos
Okay at parts, but far too wanky for it's own good.
Number of Orgasms: 7 1/2 |
| 17 |  | Dream Theater
Black Clouds & Silver Linings
Spazzy Dream Theater
Number of Orgasms: 7 |
| 18 |  | Dream Theater
Greatest Hit (... and 21 Other...)
Utterly pointless as an album, but it has its own benefits.
Number of Orgasms: 6 1/2 |
| 19 |  | Dream Theater
Train of Thought Instrumental Demos
Rough, tumbly and vocal-less.
Number of Orgasms: 6 |
| 20 |  | Dream Theater
Falling into Infinity
Dream Pop-Theater
Number of Orgasms: 5 1/2 |
| 21 |  | Dream Theater
Once in a LIVEtime
From a bland time period, but it makes FII sound so much better
Number of Orgasms: 5 |
| 22 |  | Dream Theater
Dark Side of the Moon
Not Pink Floyd, but I've heard worse versions.
Number of Orgasms: 4 1/2 |
| 23 |  | Dream Theater
The Number of the Beast
I wonder how Petrucci can pull off the guitar work of three other guitarists......
Number of Orgasms: 4 |
| 24 |  | Dream Theater
Master of Puppets
James LaBrie is not James Hetfield
Number of Orgasms: 3 1/2 |
| 25 |  | Dream Theater
Uncovered
Good selection of good music, Heaven and Hell is a good cover.
Number of Orgasms: 3 |
| 26 |  | Dream Theater
Live at the Marquee
Probably my least favourite live album due to the small amount of material
Number of Orgasms: 2 1/2 |
| 27 |  | Dream Theater
When Dream and Day Reunite
Better vocals than Dominici, I never really lived them that much.
Number of Orgasms: 2 |
| 28 |  | Dream Theater
When Dream and Day Unite
Vocals and production let this down a lot.
Number of Orgasms: 1 1/2 |
| 29 |  | Dream Theater
Wither
If you like the song Wither you will like this ep, otherwise no.
Number of Orgasms: 1 |
| 30 |  | Dream Theater
When Dream and Day Unite Demos
The actually album is pretty bad, these are no way better
Number of Orgasms: 1/2 |
| 31 |  | Dream Theater
The Majesty Demos
Apart from the pretty cool cover of YYZ, this collection of gibberish is completely random.
Number of Orgasms: 0 |
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