tommygun: The Ashes - Second Test

tommygun 07.18.13	sup buttery
JumpTheFkUp** 07.18.13	in before australia lose by an innings
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.18.13	sweet list morning mate man I'm excited I bet you're perched in front of a TV as well you lucky so and so predictions?
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.18.13	2&5 are so good
tommygun 07.18.13	dude every album here is so good :] good changes for the aussies - cowan and starc out for khawaja and harris will prob be closer than a lot of people are guessing as long as the aus batters don't collapse too hard!
tommygun 07.18.13	and yeah man i'm perched in front of the tv, beer in hand raining like crazy outside let's hope it's a bit sunnier at lord's!
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.18.13	Lords is looking good. The Bressenator is in for Finn which is great news!!! Guy is a tank!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tommygun 07.18.13	haha yeah massive chest! handy batsman too cook will prob get 150, great conditions
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.18.13	Yeah, he needs to dig in. We're having a bat!
tommygun 07.18.13	bring back mcgrath
JumpTheFkUp** 07.18.13	i really want khawaja to do well, i like the kid. i don't think england will let it be anywhere near as close a game this time around.
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.18.13	Never write Australia off.
tommygun 07.18.13	wish the queen would hurry the fuck up, they better not start late cos of her slow ass
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.18.13	woah woah woah
tommygun 07.18.13	good she's gone, t minus 20 mins
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.18.13	all this excitement is making me thirsty. Tommy, chuck me a tinnie!
tommygun 07.18.13	vb or fosters?
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.18.13	don't lie I know you can't get fosters in Australia! Even though it's my favourite beverage.
tommygun 07.18.13	lol yeah it's so hard to find here! not a bad drop though! bit of early swing for the boys, they can't control it though
tommygun 07.18.13	on your bike cook!
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.18.13	lol what I nightmare - that's you putting the mockers on him!
tommygun 07.18.13	trott is good for it too!
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.18.13	trott thinks he's playing the one day game! two fours already MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tommygun 07.18.13	fuck yourself root!
tommygun 07.18.13	this is getting silly
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.18.13	wut
tommygun 07.18.13	28/3 dude
JumpTheFkUp** 07.18.13	uhh what the fuck england getting wrekt
tommygun 07.18.13	harris rules
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.18.13	it's the English media again! Thet dubbed him 'Ordinary' earlier
tommygun 07.18.13	haha fuckin english media
tommygun 07.18.13	good session lads
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.18.13	oi
anarchistfish 07.18.13	remember when English media went mental over Brian O'Driscoll not being included in the Lions test match against Australia demanding the coach explain himself, reverse the decision, denouncing it as a terrible mistake and then Australia got buried yeah, fuck English sports media
tommygun 07.18.13	fuck em
anarchistfish 07.18.13	yeah
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.18.13	yeah just like they slated Bell for so long like they're doing now with Joe Root. The guy is 22!
tommygun 07.18.13	haha yeah bell rules too
tommygun 07.18.13	100 up decent recovery you pale bastards
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.18.13	fuck you you singlet wearing fuck ! Trott's going steady isn't he?
tommygun 07.18.13	yeah dude he's so good, so solid in defense!
tommygun 07.18.13	welp spoke too soon awful shot
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.18.13	was hoping he'd ton up
Chortles 07.18.13	o m g wow i'm bumpin this list has like 12 amazing albums on it
tommygun 07.18.13	yes yes yes
Chortles 07.18.13	been jammin a lot of things we lost in the fire recently too, you listened?
tommygun 07.18.13	not yet man still playin catch up and i wanna let live in hope sink in over a dozen spins like it deserves, will prob get to it some time over the weekend
Chortles 07.18.13	sweet yeah man i understand, man that band made so much amazing music though, you're in for a treat how's the fugaziing comin btw
tommygun 07.18.13	still just reacquainting with red med and argument and i've been kinda busy lately so only jammin like 5 albums a day... lots of hours at work plus getting back into practising guitar a lot so yeah! i will get there i promise just a matter of choosing quality over quantity and not trying to hear every fuckin album that comes out haha
Chortles 07.18.13	word dude i gotcha, no point in overwhelming yourself. i feel like a lot of peeps on here listen to albums once, rate them and then move on to the next one which is pre wrong so respect for absorption if i didn't have the ability to jam at work i'd be listening to like 2 or 3 albums a day
tommygun 07.18.13	man jammin at work is the dream job for sure, i envy you!
Chortles 07.18.13	haha just an internship, it rules though i mean i'm on sput jamming unwound at work as we speak lol
menawati 07.18.13	michael clarke looks like that guy on Supernatural dont he
tommygun 07.18.13	amazing! i got 'leaves turn inside you' from your rec on my /wrists list and will jam v soon!
tommygun 07.18.13	@ martin - jensen is way sexier but clarkey is prob a better batsman... i'll pay that
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.18.13	Awesome session lads.
tommygun 07.18.13	bell is immovable yeah can't believe bairstow got bowled off a no ball what the fuck siddle
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.18.13	I know - he'll be kicking himself.
tommygun 07.18.13	i'd be kicking him too!
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.18.13	Me too if I was an Aussie. Hopefully we can see today out now. 250-275 / 4 will look very nice indeed.
tommygun 07.18.13	can't see bairstow making it through the day but i got a nasty feeling prior is gonna do that thing where he blasts a run a ball 100 would be happy if we can knock you off for under 350 tbh
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.18.13	Bairstow will stay on this wicket We'll be looking for 400 - 450.
Chortles 07.18.13	sweet dude unwound is just the best and leaves is one of my absolute faves, took a while to grow but once it did holy hell
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.18.13	sneaking away Bairstowe 50
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.18.13	lol automatically spelt stowe like the end of my town.
tommygun 07.18.13	good day prob bout even at this stage!
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.19.13	what the hell happened?
tommygun 07.19.13	lol steve smith happened, and the dude can't bowl for shit! i'm goin out for a feed will prob be here drunk in the afternoon session talking absolute bollocks! clarkey will go big today 150 minimum
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.19.13	Mate I look forward to it. You've started talking bollocks already - clarkey will go for a duck.
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.19.13	not the bressenator!
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.19.13	361 all out.
BigPleb 07.19.13	Who has the advantage?
joshieboy 07.19.13	Waiting for the Australian collapse.
Sanders 07.19.13	Nice handful of runs from that final partnership c'mon anderson
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.19.13	Anderson will deliver!
Chrisjon89 07.19.13	hope Khawaja does well. hoping for something from the top order.
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.19.13	@ Leb - England, just I'd say for now.
tommygun 07.19.13	what the fuck was up with that rogers lbw i mean seriously ps aus are fucked
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.19.13	Yeah well and truly Should have reviewed it.
tommygun 07.19.13	yeah he should have, i guess he didn't wanna waste the last one though after watson blew the first one on himself
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.19.13	Yeah. That Swann delivery that dismissed Rogers has been dubbed 'The Worse of his career' on the live text. I can't wait to see it on the highlights tonight.
tommygun 07.19.13	dude it was fucked up it hit him on the thigh on the full way outside leg stump and rogers just walked off like a chump
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.19.13	like a chump (hey)
tommygun 07.19.13	hard
tommygun 07.19.13	fuck yourself smith
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.19.13	fuck yourself indeed
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.19.13	Awful shot or good bowling, tommy?
tommygun 07.19.13	neither he just pushed forward to one that bounced a tiny bit extra and popped up off the glove to bat pad
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.19.13	71 runs to avoid the follow on, tommy
tommygun 07.19.13	fuck i was literally typing that pup looks in good shape and he got the plumbest fucking lbw you can imagine
tommygun 07.19.13	follow on likely
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.19.13	yes it is now, unless Agar the apparant opposite of Bogan bats.
tommygun 07.19.13	you should read this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bogan
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.19.13	I know we spoke about it last week, you told me Agar is a really polite gentleman, which is the opposite. Our chavs = your bogans I assume all Aussies are Bogans mate ;-)
tommygun 07.19.13	i assume all poms are chavs too sweet :]
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.19.13	haha :)
tommygun 07.19.13	anderson back into the attack we are so totally fucked
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.19.13	ohhhhhhhhh man
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.19.13	bye bye princess
joshieboy 07.19.13	Can we forfeit?
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.19.13	Unfortunately not.
joshieboy 07.19.13	Damn it.
menawati 07.19.13	maybe we should play New Zealand instead for the ashes, might be more competitive
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.19.13	burn
tommygun 07.19.13	rip aus cricket burn the fuckin bails
tommygun 07.19.13	bangladesh would be more competitive than aus
menawati 07.19.13	get an american baseball team over and give em cricket bats, or maybe a girls rounders team from the nearby primary school haha
tommygun 07.19.13	or any of the drunk dudes in the crowd wearing green and gold
menawati 07.19.13	mcgrath just said 'I'm still optimistic. This Test match isn't over yet'
menawati 07.19.13	all gone
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.19.13	great innings lads
menawati 07.19.13	would you force follow on or not ?
menawati 07.19.13	ah england are batting again, good call
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.19.13	Yeah always on the cards. You don't want to be batting on that wicket come day 4.
menawati 07.19.13	always look forward to scanning the aussie press in these situations
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.19.13	'FLAMING GALAHS STOLE MY CRICKET BABY'
tommygun 07.19.13	no need for follow on they can let anderson put his feet up, bat for 4-5 sessions, pile on another 350 - 400, then give emselves two days to bowl us out again whichever way you spin it it's gonna be 2-0 very soon get your hand off it mcgrath
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.19.13	McGrath is refusing to let this test slip.
tommygun 07.19.13	aus press isn't too bad they just make sorry excuses and blame the umpires/stuart broad/mickey arthur
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.19.13	Yeah I wouldn't like to be Broad when we next tour Aus.
menawati 07.19.13	but massively gloat when australia do well too
menawati 07.19.13	broad seems like kind of person who thrives on that though
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.19.13	Yeah you got to have nerves of steel at that level haven't you
tommygun 07.19.13	basically right martin, aus has this whole thing about putting successful sportsmen on a fucking pedestal so i skip the articles, check the scores and move on for cricket journalism i stick to cricinfo.com, there are always interesting pieces on there
menawati 07.19.13	cmon aussies bowl them all out for 40 and make this exciting
tommygun 07.20.13	good recovery fellas, siddle tearing shit up
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.20.13	Roots gonna ton up
tommygun 07.20.13	agreed boring fuckin day though these dudes are so slow
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.20.13	Yeah it'll be like this whoevers in. Grinding them down.
tommygun 07.20.13	why not play some shots fellas, still got 7 wickets in the shed
tommygun 07.20.13	bout time piss off bresnan you boring git
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.20.13	lol
tommygun 07.20.13	wow what a tedious day
tommygun 07.20.13	fuck root
tommygun 07.21.13	sweet just a quick 583 and we got this one!
JumpTheFkUp** 07.21.13	hopefully australia actually turn up next test
Adabelle 07.21.13	You called it dude, was pretty much won by an innings
tommygun 07.21.13	rip australian cricket
menawati 07.22.13	well you had 15 years or so of domination wasnt a bad innings
tommygun 07.22.13	fair call! looks like it might be 15 years the other way now, we're a fuckin shambles! england have really got their shit together too... anderson man wow
menawati 07.22.13	its only the aussies main batsmen that are doing bad, they bowl well and the tail end makes a lot of runs, if a couple of the first 6 batters get in form it would be a lot closer
amemento 07.22.13	why did you make this list fuck me that is embarassing
amemento 07.22.13	we gotta get rid of watson, he's not bad but hes a selfish cunt and our top order has all done well individually in an innings but they cant get anything together, i think khawajas and clarkes innings was the highest partnership weve had above the 7th wicket this series
tommygun 07.22.13	dude after getting so close in the first test i was full of false hope really came back to bite me on the arse
tommygun 07.22.13	yeah fuck watson he has a serious technical flaw that he refuses to rectify and it gets him out the same way EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME
Chrisjon89 07.22.13	apparently Dave Warner's brother got on Twitter and ripped into the Aussie team, defended Dave and Mickey Arthur and said that someone had to be the escape goat. instead of scapegoat. absolutely amazingly good. and i didn't even watch day 3 or 4. yuck.
tommygun 07.22.13	lol sweet i gotta find these tweets! yeah chris i didn't watch intently just had it on in background
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.22.13	sweet
SlothcoreSam 06.20.23	Well that was a fantastic finish.