amemento: Maybe. Maybe Not. Maybe Fuck Yourself

amemento 07.22.13	what are you one of them fitness freaks go fuck yourself also i gotta go see about a girl
DamnVanne 07.22.13	I gotta see a man about a wallaby
amemento 07.22.13	go fuck yourself
grish 07.22.13	I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking. You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood. That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking. I want you to clean your vagina. I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane? I have to return some videotapes. My need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale cannot be corrected but, uh, I have no other way to fulfill my needs.
MuhNamesTyler 07.22.13	WHAT IS THIS!? A CENTER FOR ANTS!?
grish 07.22.13	When I get to Paul Allen's place, I use the keys I took from his pocket. There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park and is obviously more expensive than mine. I calm myself and move into the bedroom, where I find his suitcase and start to pack.
acorncheese 07.22.13	mark walhberg is so great in that movie
DamnVanne 07.22.13	That subtle off-white coloring... oh my god, it even has a watermark
DamnVanne 07.22.13	Speaking of Mark Wahlberg, "I'm a peacock, you gotta let me fly"!
tommygun 07.22.13	argo fuck yourself
tommygun 07.22.13	yeah every american psycho quote is gold but the book >
MikeC26 07.22.13	"I'm gonna go drop some dumpage" "You think you're gonna bring the demons out of me?! I go to church every sunday! I'm fucking pumped I've been drinking green tea all day!" "Pools are great for holding water." Hot Rod is a masterpiece
MikeC26 07.22.13	"Aim for the bushes"
DamnVanne 07.22.13	YOU KNOW I HAVE A HORMONE DISORDER
MikeC26 07.22.13	Now I don't want to say that kiss was hot, but if the boner police are here, I want a lawyer!
DamnVanne 07.22.13	that was the best line from the movie, and Chris Parnell is my lord and savior
amemento 07.22.13	feed me stray cat
tlhk 07.22.13	stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job that would make cunts. are you calling us cunts? like a servant? butler? shine shoes?
ILJ 07.22.13	YEAH BITCH, SCIENCE
Trebor. 07.22.13	Have you read the bible? Maybe, maybe not Can you read my son? Well that all depends, can you go fuck yourself?
YourDarkAffected 07.22.13	everything John McClane says in the first Die Hard.
YourDarkAffected 07.22.13	best: "attention whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only" "no fucking shit lady, do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?!"
NationalRadio 07.22.13	Anustart
Trebor. 07.22.13	I couldn't fucking care less and if I cared less it would be a crime You ever seen a care bear? Well I'm the complete fucking opposite
Hyperion1001 07.22.13	seven is the worst movie ive ever seen
MikeC26 07.22.13	Don't you have some offs to fuck, Randy?
peaks40 07.22.13	I gotta see about a girl
peaks40 07.22.13	I feel like men are more romantic than women. When we get married we marry, like, one girl, 'cause we're resistant the whole way until we meet one girl and we think I'd be an idiot if I didn't marry this girl she's so great. But it seems like girls get to a place where they just kinda pick the best option... 'Oh he's got a good job.' I mean they spend their whole life looking for Prince Charming and then they marry the guy who's got a good job and is gonna stick around.
peaks40 07.22.13	Some people have a hard time explaining rock 'n' roll. I don't think anyone can really explain rock 'n' roll. Maybe Pete Townshend, but that's okay. Rock 'n' roll is a lifestyle and a way of thinking... and it's not about money and popularity. Although, some money would be nice. But it's a voice that says, "Here I am... and fuck you if you can't understand me." And one of these people is gonna save the world. And that means that rock 'n' roll can save the world... all of us together. But what it all comes down to is that thing. The indefinable thing when people catch something in your music.
peaks40 07.22.13	Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last days in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
Hyperion1001 07.22.13	"Edward, what have you become?" "Myself."
Trebor. 07.22.13	Judge: Richard, since you chose to defend yourself and fire the public defender, I guess it's your turn to question the witness. Ricky: Thank you, Your Majesty. Judge: And Richard, before you begin, I'd like to say that I think this is a very bad idea. However, you do have a right to defend yourself, so proceed, but please remember to watch your language. Ricky: Look, I can't speak without swearing, and I've only got my Grade 10, and I haven't had a cigarette since I've been arrested, and I'm ready to fuckin' snap. So I'd like to make a request under the people's freedom of choices and voices act that I be able to smoke and swear in your courtroom. Because if I can't smoke and swear, I'm fucked! And so are all these guys. I won't be able to properly express myself at a court level, and that's bullshit! It's not fair and if you ask me, I think it's a fuckin' mistrial. Prosecutor: This man can't represent anyone...Your Honor! He's a complete and total idiot! Judge: Now although I am opposed to that kind of language in my courtroom, I'm going to allow it, as unfortunately it is part of your right to a fair trial. So you may proceed, but please, I want to remind you that this is not a carnival. Richard, you have permission to smoke and swear.
Hyperion1001 07.22.13	"And what would a note say, Dan? 'Cat dead; details later'?"
Hyperion1001 07.22.13	"I'm a real light sleeper Childs."
Hyperion1001 07.22.13	"I know, there's a problem with your face."
amemento 07.22.13	fuck you matt se7en is good youre objectively wrong go fuck yourself
VlacDrac 07.22.13	Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
VlacDrac 07.22.13	One thing I can't fucking stand is warm beer makes me fucking puke
peaks40 07.22.13	I'm not an animal, i am a human being!!
ZippaThaRippa 07.22.13	The horror, the horror
ZippaThaRippa 07.22.13	Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're fuckin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull!
peaks40 07.22.13	I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse
RogueNine 07.22.13	How have we not mentioned that line from Shark Attack 3 yet?
grish 07.22.13	One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu. Really? That's weird. Yeah, we called it a bullshit. Mary... I desperately wanna make love to a school boy. Hey guys. Woah, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see ya later.
ZippaThaRippa 07.22.13	So what do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?
peaks40 07.22.13	Listen, that's not a subway strap, that's me cock!
InbredJed 07.22.13	"Do you like Phil Collins?" "You know, might not even have been no money?" "It's possible." "But you don't believe it." "Huh. No. Prob'ly I don't" "Well its a mess, ain't it sheriff?" "If it ain't it'll do til the mess gets here."
Mr_Coffee 07.22.13	Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.
Judio! 07.22.13	"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
cvlts 07.22.13	the weather outside is weather
jdennis31 07.22.13	Fuck bruge
NightProwler 07.22.13	"NOT THE BEES!!!"
Havey 07.22.13	se7en is pretty bad yea
amemento 07.22.13	fuck off havey
amemento 07.22.13	fuck you donnie
Havey 07.22.13	now that's a good movie
Instez 07.22.13	Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.
amemento 07.22.13	i guess se7en doesnt have enough weed
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.22.13	The Dude: Walter, what is the point? Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the fuck are you talking about? Walter Sobchak: Huh? No, what the fuck are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude. Donny: What the fuck is he talking about? The Dude: My rug. Walter Sobchak: Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element! The Dude: Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the fuck are you talking about? Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please. The Dude: Walter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads here. This is a guy... Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you...? The Dude: Walter, he peed on my rug! Donny: He peed on the Dude's rug. Walter Sobchak: Donny you're out of your element! Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here!
MuhNamesTyler 07.22.13	shut the FUCK UP donny!
ZippaThaRippa 07.22.13	Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism at least it's an ethos
InbredJed 07.23.13	Bahaha
InbredJed 07.23.13	Thanks for that Butts
bach 07.23.13	"Oh, man I shot marvin in the face."
Judio! 07.23.13	That rug really tied the room together.