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Figured Out How To Sing Like La Dispute

I figured it out last night. There are a few steps so pay attention.
1foxing
the albatross


Step 1: Drive to the redneck bar in your town. It's close, it's open late, and it's cheap.
2iron maiden
powerslave


Step 2: Get buzzed on guinness
3utada hikaru
ultra blue


Step 3: Have a good time with your friends (this step isn't completely necessary,
but it helps)
4pixies
Come on Pilgrim


Step 4: Get in your car to drive home, you're a little buzzed but you're cool to drive
cuz there's fuckin nobody on the road in your town at 1 in the morning
5state faults
resonate/desperate


Step 5: Put on Tegan and Sara
6Park Jefferson
Park Jefferson


Step 6: Attempt to sing along, scratch that, scream along at the top of your lungs
to said Tegan and Sara
7rustie
glass swords


Step 7: Make sure to try and match the octave even though you can't even fucking
get close to hitting those lesbo notes
8tegan and sara
the con


Step 8: Your voice will sound like la dispute guy, maybe add some throat in there,
but you probably are anyway cuz you're straining and you're buzzed
9 la dispute
somewhere over the rainbow or wtv the fuck it's called


Step 9: idk that's it, you did it
10barrow
Though I'm Alone


Step 10: Wake up the next day with a sore throat
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