intotheshit
06.04.14 | 2 best albums of 2014 |
Kman418
06.04.14 | it feels incredible and i feel bad that so many straight boys will never experience it |
intotheshit
06.04.14 | Has nothing to do with being straight for me. I just don't like having a finger sneaking it's way into my ass. |
wacknizzle
06.04.14 | Never experienced it and not sure I ever want to. My one friend is obsessed with girls putting their fingers in his butt and having his anus licked, I personally find it disgusting. |
ArsMoriendi
06.04.14 | lol Straight people. |
PappyMason
06.04.14 | @wacknizzle
hahahaha |
Relinquished
06.04.14 | nothing wrong with that wack
but he must be that guy who extracleans that hole |
Kman418
06.04.14 | ofc u need to scrub it out good first isnt that just like common courtesy |
BMDrummer
06.04.14 | Should've told her to smell her finger afterwards |
Relinquished
06.04.14 | yea but a straight dude wouldnt normally do that unless he was into that stuff kman |
YakNips
06.04.14 | "lol ew im straight i don't want things up my butt" mentality"
yea be more open minded smh |
Relinquished
06.04.14 | it's not like I haven't done it myself kman I was referring to the other dude
my girl and I already explored ourselves sexually in different ways |
StallionMang
06.04.14 | To open up your mind, you must first open up your behind |
Riviere
06.04.14 | Just let her peg you and get it over with. |
Relinquished
06.04.14 | gotta light up the lightbulb somehow |
YakNips
06.04.14 | "To open up your mind, you must first open up your behind"
can this be my senior quote
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Lord(e)Po)))ts
06.04.14 | of course im down with a chick jamming her pinkie up my stinkie or tonguin up my brown eye |
treeqt.
06.04.14 | it probably can |
DominionMM1
06.04.14 | lol knew this was a pit or balls list |
demigod!
06.04.14 | im open to it |
Calc
06.04.14 | I said I said I said I say NAY! |
intotheshit
06.04.14 | It has nothing to do with being straight or gay.... It's about at least warning me first.. |
Relinquished
06.04.14 | communication is key in these situations...
or else you might get shit on your couch again |
intotheshit
06.04.14 | Oh god don't remind me.... |
ZombicidalMan
06.04.14 | lol the thread for that list was great
I have the tightest asshole on earth so I'm not a fan. You couldn't get a greased BB up there |
intotheshit
06.04.14 | You wouldn't know if you had the tightest asshole on earth unless you tried to stick something up there already. |
ZombicidalMan
06.04.14 | truth |
Calc
06.04.14 | yeah that's a strange thing to claim. |
KriegdemKriege
06.04.14 | yay |
Calc
06.04.14 | if you're a man you should be eating steak every other day at least and if you eat steak you'll be taking massive shits and if you take massive shits your ass will loosen up.
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intotheshit
06.04.14 | Hey guys I have the tightest peehole ever |
ZombicidalMan
06.04.14 | lol |
ArsMoriendi
06.04.14 | "you should be eating steak every other day at least"
So you're promoting clogged arteries?
Steak is delicious though... |
Calc
06.04.14 | if you're a man you're also lifting heavy shit and hunting wild cows to make steak so your arteries should be fine. |
Relinquished
06.04.14 | true |
Satellite
06.04.14 | sometimes i recognize a pit list by title alone. this was one of those times. |
Trebor.
06.04.14 | It rocks but she shouldn't be so sneaky about it lol |
Ovrot
06.04.14 | yeah first it's just a finger then suddenly it's pegging |
ncguitar
06.04.14 | what the flying fuck is this list |
Trebor.
06.04.14 | lube is your friend |
Ovrot
06.04.14 | then you wake up behind the chipotle with a asian women forearm up your ass and wonder how much this cost you |
demigod!
06.04.14 | hey did you guys know that if you stick a tobasco sauce covered finger up yours or someone else's ass it'll make your erection last way longer?
oh the things i learn from curb |
Trebor.
06.04.14 | sometimes (and by sometimes I mean daily) I think about putting things in Mila Kunis' butt |
demigod!
06.04.14 | well id put my dick in there but thats about it
and id rather but it in the pussy but i guess im old fashioned |
Trebor.
06.04.14 | Get with the fucking times |
demigod!
06.04.14 | the times are gay |
intotheshit
06.04.14 | Lube or no lube, the Sneaky Baboon isn't pleasurable. |
Trebor.
06.04.14 | When it's sneaky nah
Even a sneaky tug is pushing it
I basically don't like to be surprised
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SitarHero
06.04.14 | intotheshit
'nuff said |
beefshoes
06.04.14 | My girlfriend once accidentally tried to put a leprechaun up my asshole.
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intotheshit
06.04.14 | Did you taste the rainbow? |
beefshoes
06.04.14 | I had the same feeling that you get when you walk into the DMV. |
sneakers
06.15.23 | incredible thread. incredible. |
pizzamachine
06.15.23 | Another unforgettable list |
evilford
06.15.23 | Please |
Koris
06.15.23 | Fortunately I was self-administering a prostate massage at this time and was so unable to turn off the apparatus immediately. As the initial shock of disgust subsided I was forced to recognize an immense profundity beneath the veneer of coarse wailing electrical guitars and primal screams. I entertained the first song Dunkelheit in its entirety, which moved me very nearly to tears with its exquisite tristfulness. I was then swept into a Wagnerian frenzy by Jesus Tod, as if drawn inexorably into the legendary furor teutonicus of old, a spell which was only gradually broken by the remaining four songs on the album.
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evilford
06.15.23 | Wagnerian frenzy |
porcupinetheater
06.15.23 | the best the best the best the best |