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06.27.14 Today I'll Make A List

Today I'll Make A List

Twenty-five calendar days, twenty-five albums, twenty-five actions.
1Pocahaunted
Make It Real

Today I will wear a poncho.
2Jandek
You Walk Alone

Today I will smoke a cigar.
3Michael Hurley
Armchair Boogie

Today I will memorize the poem "The Drunken Boat" by Rimbaud and recite it to a stranger in passing.
4Cerberus Shoal
Homb

Today I will call a professional music reviewer and tell them I am Woody Guthrie and demand an interview.
5Sun Araw
Heavy Deeds

Today I visit a video-store with fake archaeologist credentials and exclaim what a beautiful rendering of the artifact they've constructed.
6Vashti Bunyan
Just Another Diamond Day

Today I will write a flyer for a fake missing cow called Betsy.
7Yellow Swans
Going Places

Today I will make a rorschach image with my life-juice.
8Slint
Spiderland

Today I will defeat my enemies by making them my friends.
9James Blackshaw
All Is Falling

Today I will drink a food and eat a drink.
10Elliott Smith
Figure 8

Today I will record an album of ten songs in one sitting.
11Sun City Girls
Grotto Of Miracles

Today I will be naked in my house all day.
12Alvarius B.
Baroque Primitiva

Today I will bury roadkill I find.
13The Congos
Heart Of The Congos

Today I will light a candle for every reference to a dead or dying person.
14Moondog
Moondog

Today I will celebrate life by reflecting on my positive qualities.
15Six Organs Of Admittance
School Of The Flower

Today I will sit at home and listen to my favorite records.
16Bardo Pond
Amanita

Today I will write non-stop for three hours.
17Valet
Naked Acid

Today I will write fake letters to everyone I have ever met.
18The Angels Of Light
How I Loved You

Today I will think of my earliest memories and go from there chronicling every memory since.
19Inca Ore
Birthday Of Bless You

Today I will go to a concert and hand out CDs of farting sounds, saying it's my band.
20Jack Rose
Kensington Blues

Today I will make no sound.
21Ducktails
Ducktails

Today I'll only talk in rhymes.
22Comus
First Utterance

Today I will blaze up and see art.
23Silver Apples
The Garden

Today I will.
24Sun Ra
Secrets Of The Sun

Today I won't.
25Thinking Fellers Local 282
I Hope It Lands

Today I will eff your ass so hard you will need a wheelchair.
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