cake day, flug off!
The life one not the Sput one.
im not leaving dont fear the fears. no i dont know reddit. |
| 1 |  | Blink-182
Enema of the State
Will the last prominently feature Blink-182's pop punk high water mark "Enema of the State" ?
????
*list
sure will do man. |
| 2 |  | Skinny Puppy
Remission
skinny puppy shite confirmed |
| 3 |  | Al Green
Everything's OK
The most necessary album ain't even in the data base brb fixing that shite
Look at the deeply repressed despair in his eyes.
Feel the anguish mars embrace the existential void into which we are all despondently swallowed, you, me, Flug, the Reverend Al Green |
| 4 | | Animals As Leaders
Wave of Babies
The Madness of Many is the gayest album name I've ever heard. Plus the album art is stupid as shit. Hopefully they bring the junz hard though. Tosin is the sexiest black man in metal.
The album is going to be out of stock unless you preorder it. This is the hottest band in metal right now mister. This album is going to be sell like GOD DAMN HOT CAKES!
Matt Garstka literally sucks atleast 20 different penises each tour they go on. |
| 5 |  | Porcupine Tree
Stupid Dream
The Incident and On the Sunday of Life are both better than Fear of a Blank Planet
- omair sad now |
| 6 |  | Mogwai
The Hawk Is Howling
If it be my Sisyphean task to bear the shame of your misery, than so be it
If u don't sm0k u gay tho
BIRBNATION
REPRESENTIN HARD |
| 7 |  | Anal Thunder
Cheap Wine And Quality Time
im boozin liquor now
to numb the pain
Way to fucking be Flug
Tis the only proper way to cope |
| 8 |  | Pain of Salvation
Scarsick
the pain of existence is weighing me down
pathetic humans |
| 9 |  | Dr. Who Dat?
Beyond 2morrow
schwebender Grundwasserleiter {m}
perched aquifer
who knew |
| 10 |  | 2 Chainz
Felt Like Cappin
A 2chainz eiffel tower in which he is the big booty ho |
| 11 |  | Agalloch
The Mantle
I put blown up pictures of my face on the mantle and pretend I'm my own groupie
- as porc realized he soon will be fame |
| 12 |  | Opeth
My Arms, Your Hearse
evry day
im husselin
fat organs are my fav dish tbh |
| 13 |  | Kvelertak
Westcoast Holocaust
So birbs into water sports also have to dig on coprophagia?
Gr0ss
I'm going to kinkshame every avian I pass on my walk home |
| 14 |  | Grave
Tremendous Pain
It's like Dub is a drive-thru and I ordered some death metal,
hold the bullshit and Flug served me up a delicious helping of grimy crypt stench
A wonderful side dish if ever there was one |
| 15 |  | Love
Forever Changes
shoutout to the bestest
tuna
evo
calculating
jac
plebby
aaron
demigawd
porcupinetheater
arty
sinternet
resty
basically the whole dub crew
wolfe
ala
rabbitpal aka the spookynewghostfriend
Spacesh1p
sevengilly
deviant
sowing pls dont ban me, oh wait...
the good old LivingThrowaway
evilford we miss you |
| 16 |  | 69
Adulte
flug: this is a crezy sang doe
porc: God if I could sing like Devy my showers would be way more fucking fun right now they're like 2.0 poor
flug: step it up lad
u gotta practice the water falls
porc: When I'm naked in the shower I don't have any underoos to tie in knots and force my voice into a piercing upper register
flug: u gotta squeeze my man
u aint got hands for nothin
porc: I lost those in a horrible farming accident back in 1969 and I can't even get sympathy because everytime I try to say 69 I start cacklin'
flug: did u know that foo fighters is my #1 good mood music? |
| 17 |  | Sodom
In the Sign of Evil
(on the Movie Tournament - Round 3 - list from TheMagicalBlender:
flug: how did you even come up with those particular entries in the first place?
porc: We all put our two votes for best movie on small pieces of paper, wrapped each piece of paper around the two legs of a carrier pigeon, then wrapped the carrier pigeon around a dart and hurled it at TheMagicalBlender's general cranial area
flug: poor pigeon
porc: What care you, you noble Birb? Pigeons are nothing more than your lowly vassels, cogs in the wheel that you turn from the simple wind cast by a flap of your mighty wing
TheSpaceMan: They literally just fly, eat our trash and shit it out somewhere nearby
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd: So commies that can fly? Sounds about right.
TheSpaceMan: pigeons are commies [2]
altertide0: you forgot how cute they are while doing the above (kawaii desuu~~) |
| 18 |  | Wormed
Planisphaerium
pinnacle of savage from jac in a dark time for sput:
I got attacked by a centipede once it was like a foot long and it was really scary and now I can't think of futures without associating him with centipedes but tbh if I were to liken him to any creature it would be a tapeworm or some other parasitic invertebrate hellbent on sucking any modicum of joy and life from the denizens of this site because he has nothing better to do and I can't wait for him to see this comment and complain about it in the med's thread lel gary johnson is a pussy :D |
| 19 |  | Cult of Luna
Salvation
"in this moment i am euphoric, not because of Cult of Luna's technical prowess but because I am enlightened by their glorious tones" - jac tips fedora |
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