all sputniks rotate till i die
well this is fucking gay, i got banned again, so it's time to make a list i always wanted to do, i've been here for almost 4 years and i secretly kno a lot of dudes so don't feel left out, these are the ones i could remember so that means they're all fags |
| 1 |  | Atheist
Unquestionable Presence
mx - first of all what the fuck is this nigga using? pentium 4? shit man my mental state is more stable than sput's servers, should we start a kickstarter campaign to buy you a new computer or something, go sell fucking guitar tabs to get a better computer |
| 2 |  | Kuusumun Profeetta
Jatkuvasti Maailmaa Pelastamaan Kyllästynyt Supers
artuma - this dude is from finland and that's already pretty funny, i give him a lot of shit because he's gay and supports lgbt community. most of you know him as the guy who rates your favorite stuff with his bullshit low ratings but don't be angry at him cuz he looks like a werewolf. if there was a sput cemetery, i'd demand being buried next to him |
| 3 |  | Doom (JPN)
Complicated Mind
voivod - cool guy, knows random languages, the type of dude to always lend a helping hand but go to the woods and scream at squirrels if someone upsets him |
| 4 |  | Ulrich Schnauss
Far Away Trains Passing By
fullofsounds - nice guy, got into a bad company in his first year and now listens to electronic music and gives out edgy ratings to stuff he doesn't like, also hates black people but that's not proven |
| 5 |  | Johnny Cash
At Folsom Prison
jom - is that you on your profile pic |
| 6 |  | Yung Gleesh
Cleansides Finest 3
sach - love this mf, legend says he already killed himself and now his spirit lives on thru yung gleesh songs, he's also australian and everyone knows they're fucking cool and have snakes and spiders in their houses |
| 7 |  | Trvth
Black Horse Plague
ovdeath - isn't this nigga australian too or like from new zealand idk, anyway he's fucking gay but i don't hate him and he always tells people that their death/black metal lists suck but his are no better and last salt blood purpges (haunted arrow arc is officially out get it on ebay) |
| 8 |  | Tristan Tzara
Omorina Nad Evropom
yak - lost my virginity to this boy, i was there at his first concert in his heart, fucking screamo nerd fuck him honestly |
| 9 |  | Latterman
No Matter Where We Go...!
conmaniac - really cool dude who makes a lot of money cuz he's an architect, both art and yak hate his love for false emo but no one cares about what they think, fucking emo nerd hurry up with my album review |
| 10 |  | The Used
The Used
sowing - our leader who was supposed to be fucking matty b fans at the katy perry concert instead of being a sput user but something went wrong, also he's prob the one who banned me so fuck you asshole (don't ban me again pls) |
| 11 |  | Angelo Badalamenti
Twin Peaks
adr - claimed supremacy over audrey horne and i bowed down to the king |
| 12 |  | Kylie Minogue
Body Language
hal1ax - i don't really kno him but he's buds with sach and prolly also australian, so sick (my ep title roll it in) |
| 13 |  | Deftones
Koi No Yokan
tempest - stole his username from a deftones song, somehow always remembers that i hate art |
| 14 |  | Alcest
Kodama
dbizzles - only knew him as the guy who really enjoyed having an alcest cover as his profile pic but now he's the man behind the sick artwork for my album so we gon stay killin' it |
| 15 |  | teen suicide
DC snuff film
torts - idiot finish high school first (on a serious note our paths only crossed after torts was gone so it was a beautiful, poetic conflict of personalities, teen suicide fucking sucks but i really hate alex g) |
| 16 |  | As The Sun Sets
7744
mort - don't kno him that well except for his friendship with torts and a weird connection with art's name on sput |
| 17 |  | Hasan
Land Of The Unknown
hasan - god bless |
| 18 |  | John Cena And Tha Trademarc
You Can't See Me
sniff - fuck you stop giving all my releases a 2.5 rating bitch |
| 19 |  | The Grand Astoria
II
mad. - best dude to discuss stoner shits with, unfortunately died or something |
| 20 |  | Molecular Corporation
Ambient Sputnik And The Dancing Government
fripp - the heart and soul of this website even tho some of y'all don't feel it, i also frequently used "fripp" instead of "fuck" to pay homage to the man |
| 21 |  | Lana Del Rey
Ultraviolence
brostep - love this old fuck, his bruh loves lana del rey so already better taste than his autistic brother |
| 22 |  | Rachel's
Music For Egon Schiele
lordepots - used to hate him bc we never had a confrontation, now i feel ok, funny guy i respect him hasanmedia |
| 23 |  | Arcane (USA)
Destination Unknown
KILL - the man who refused to die, it's been said they started counting his age from -200 years old, my hero, my god |
| 24 |  | Absurd [GER]
Der Fünfzehnjährige Krieg
flugmorph - fucking nazi lmao give me my schnitzel |
| 25 |  | Landser
Das Reich Kommt Wieder
wolfhorde - another fucking nazi lmao u owe me a schnitzel too (hi wolfhorde) |
| 26 |  | Sleaford Mods
English Tapas
zakalwe - fucking brit, used to hate him but he's actually one of the slick cats here and the way he talks is fucking hilarious (i also have no fucking idea why you 5'd this album but it looks funny) |
| 27 |  | New Age Steppers
Action Battlefield
hep kat - third part of the trio i used to hate but now have respect for, cuckold speaking jive lost in time |
| 28 |  | Babes In Toyland
Spanking Machine
futures - rip, another one of sach's pals, we never talked |
| 29 |  | Emery
...In Shallow Seas We Sail
storm in a teacup - never change your profile pic, fucking legendary |
| 30 |  | Pile
Special Snowflakes b/w Mama's Lipstick
ala - idiot |
| 31 |  | Snide Remarks
Anything But Casual
snide - same as ala but less anime |
| 32 |  | In Hearts Wake
Earthwalker
betray - same as snide but less awareness that he's an idiot |
| 33 |  | Pantera
The Great Southern Trendkill
ballsdeep - weird dude remember when he made a rape joke about ariana grande and everyone got offended lmao |
| 34 |  | Self Defense Family
Indoor Wind Chimes b/w Cottaging
pajolero - my russian comrade, fucks wit me on twitter all the time, luv it |
| 35 |  | Lifeless (RUS)
Simulacrum
greem - my russian comrade, makes beautiful music but his parents are musicians |
| 36 |  | Pixies
Doolittle
butcherboy - my russian comrade, never ask him to draw an album cover cuz he won't send it to you |
| 37 |  | Courtney Barnett
sometimes i sit and think, and sometimes i just sit
piglet - australian so he's in the mix |
| 38 |  | Rufus Wainwright
Rufus Wainwright
doofus roofus - doofus roofus haha |
| 39 |  | Fleetwood Mac
Time
jamietwort - older than pink floyd |
| 40 |  | Team Dresch
Captain My Captain
dev - fucking faggot i swear to god he comes back to this site just to ban me |
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