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| Movies About Poo - A Metaphorical Journey
Films that go a long way to simply describe Bowel Movements.
List is appropriately shit albums. | | 1 |  | LCD Soundsystem
American Dream
There Will Be Blood
Tragic, intermittently violent, full of tension and atmosphere, and the whole time you're pooping, the guy from Radiohead is standing behind you making dissonance. | | 2 |  | Queens of the Stone Age
Villains
Five Easy Pieces
Full of chicken salad sandwich remains. In the end, as you flush, you realize that you will never love anything or anyone as much as you love yourself. | | 3 |  | Brand New
Science Fiction
The Departed
Potato-heavy and when the poo comes out, it screams at you - Are you a fucking cop? in a bad Boston accent. Academy Award Winner. | | 4 |  | Paramore
After Laughter
Gone in 60 Seconds
A quick, wham bam thank you nan. Smells a bit like gasoline and the top of Nic Cage's head. | | 5 |  | Stevens / Dessner / Muhly / McAlister
Planetarium
Children of the Corn
Horror-inducing and every time you poo it, Stephen King gets a royalty check in the mail. | | 6 |  | Everything Everything
A Fever Dream
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
Self-explanatory. | | 7 |  | Frank Zappa
Jazz From Hell
A River Runs Through It
So purging, cathartic and ever-flowing, that in the end, you feel as fresh-faced and full of promise as a young Brad Pitt. | |
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09.03.17 | I'm a bit of a cinephile. | ArsMoriendi
09.03.17 | "List is appropriately shit albums."
"Frank Zappa
Jazz From Hell"
I hate you. | CompostCompote
09.03.17 | Do you though, friend? Do you hate me? Or do you hate the scared man who lives inside all of us? | Orb
09.03.17 | Hey a fever dream doesnt suck. List is accurate otherwise tho | Papa Universe
09.03.17 | More titles that sound like kinds of shit you can take:
Brimstone
Rain Man
Some Like It Hot
Apocalypse Now
As Good As It Gets
The Nightmare Before Christmas | CompostCompote
09.03.17 | I'm not familiar with these. I only watch sophisticated foreign movies that ruminate on life. Like the ones mentioned in the list. |
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