Dedes
04.05.18 | List is jams, of course. Also if you like Monster just add caffeine powder and copious amounts of splenda to a bottle of cough syrup and you will likely achieve a similar flavor. |
Dedes
04.05.18 | After making this list I am realizing just how expensive a habit drinking energy drinks is. |
BAG
04.05.18 | you are so wrong it's ridiculohs |
combustion07
04.05.18 | I got my first kidney stone immediately after finished a big can of Monster. It truly unleashed a beast lol Red Bull OG is my favorite |
Dedes
04.05.18 | Darius is correct, they are. They will be the death of me. |
TheSpirit
04.05.18 | Cranberry flavored Red Bull is #1 |
combustion07
04.05.18 | I guess I should really give the flavored ones a shot |
Dedes
04.05.18 | I like Cranberry a lot, sounds like that would be either really good or total shit though. |
TheSpirit
04.05.18 | it's very good |
hal1ax
04.05.18 | forms of diabetes ranked |
cold
04.05.18 | I didn’t know anyone else drank venom, haha. I’m all about that mango kind. |
SandwichBubble
04.05.18 | I had one green-variety monster in my entire life when driving up to Canada cause I wanted something that would keep me alert while driving for an extended period and it was god awful. If this list is correct, then I choose the worst one possible. great job me. |
bloc
04.05.18 | Did you learn nothing from DinoJones |
dbizzles
04.05.18 | Balls Root Beer is gud |
Maniac!
04.05.18 | Cranberry Redbull
Monster Assault
Monster Absolute Zero (Purple)
Full Throttle Citrus
Also I used to love AMP back in the day, but I tried it recently for the first time in years and it tastes like shit. I can't tell if it has changed or if I have.
also regular Rockstar is garbage |
Beautiful
04.05.18 | coffee >>>> |
Dedes
04.05.18 | I never learn bloc, nor do I intend to. |
pjquinones747
04.05.18 | I'm a simple man. Coffee or redbull is all I need. |
foxblood
04.05.18 | og redbull is #1, nice choice with the mamba I love that stuff. fav overall is og monster though. I don't drink them lately because it's a waste of money but they're always a treat |
foxblood
04.05.18 | @maniac yeah amp has definitely changed, doesn't taste like it did back in the day |
necropig
04.05.18 | Review some popular toilet roll |
TheCharmingMan
04.05.18 | whipped strawberries n cream rockstar. nuff said |
Supercoolguy64
04.05.18 | venom is greatest correct
finally, some good taste |
butcherboy
04.05.18 | I just dissolve Dexedrine in distilled water and then pour a bag of sugar directly into my ass.. |
Sinternet
04.05.18 | energy drinks are for neckberds and chavs |
JoeTex
04.05.18 | Jolt |
Nazzadan
04.05.18 | Okay first of all White Monster is fucking delicious |
Dedes
04.05.18 | @CharmingMan oh fug I forgot about that, whipped rockstar is sooooo goddamn good. And Pina Colada now that I think about it.
@Sin I have neither a neck nor a beard, nor a chav. Checkmate dickhead. |
Dedes
04.05.18 | I mean I like it Nazz but like, idk Monster always felt a bit flat to me? I like that extra carbonation in drinks like Rockstar tbh. |
TheSpaceMan
04.05.18 | Energy drinks are my fav item in pubg |
Beautiful
04.05.18 | You are neckbeard in spirit |
brainmelter
04.05.18 | all energy drinks are trash
srry not srry |
anarchistfish
04.05.18 | blueberry red bull is pretty nice
orange red bull is just fanta but 2 times the price
i like black cherry/tropical monster. the doctor is good too |
Dedes
04.05.18 | I get the hate, shits disgusting and I love it. |
anarchistfish
04.05.18 | i thought white monster was just a diet monster? what's in it? |
JoeTex
04.05.18 | the one with korean red ginseng and horny goat weed |
Dedes
04.05.18 | White monster is zero calories but it has a more crip taste than og monster for sure. |
Snake.
04.05.18 | every trip to walmart I take seems to end up with me leaving with a java monster whoops |
TheSpaceMan
04.05.18 | Y'all gonna die |
TheSpaceMan
04.05.18 | I mean we all are but you sooner than you should |
DoofusWainwright
04.05.18 | Stop drinking this dumb useless evil shit |
DreamyDragon
04.05.18 | 4Loko is the pinnacle |
TheSpaceMan
04.05.18 | 4loko tastes like industrial paint thinner with melted jolly ranchers tho |
brainmelter
04.05.18 | 4lokos are the devil |
DreamyDragon
04.05.18 | dude i water up my drinks with denatured alcohol, as if i care how 4Loko tastes |
Spec
04.05.18 | Blueberry red bull is God tier. |
Dedes
04.05.18 | @Snake that shit is pretty good, my favorite of those is prolly Irish blend? All of them are varying levels of good, however.
Also bro Spec you KNOW it. |
DreamyDragon
04.05.18 | do you have the lime rockstar over there cuz that shit is OG |
Dedes
04.05.18 | All these flavors I keep forgetting lmao, yeah we do. That shit is real good, maybe my 3rd favorite rockstar? Maybe that'll be the next one I get. |
DreamyDragon
04.05.18 | i'm presuming y'all don't have mother cuz mother is better than all these brands tbh |
Dedes
04.05.18 | Hm, never heard of it. Don't think anywhere in my area has it? If I come upon it i'll try it for sure tho. |
DreamyDragon
04.05.18 | just googled it and it's an aus/nz thing specifically so dw |
chemicalmarriage
04.05.18 | thundermuscle |
McP3000
04.06.18 | Coffee is the original energy drink |
someguest
04.06.18 | ^No calories, tastes good all by itself, smells great. |
Grimlin
04.06.18 | Is Redline still around? Been a long time, but I remember that stuff made me manic like no other. |
Spec
04.06.18 | Coffee makes me too jittery. |
DreamyDragon
04.06.18 | real caffeine fiends just rail lines of no doz (or w/e cheap otc caffeine tablets are in vogue) |
Spec
04.06.18 | Just rail blow like an adult. |
DreamyDragon
04.06.18 | coke is shiiiiit out here
better off coppin modafs and snortin those if you want that long, strong, mildly serotonergic buzz |
artiswar
04.06.18 | blueberry red bull is the most disgusting shit ever concocted |
Dedes
04.06.18 | Yeah Grimlin, redline is still out there. Only had a bit of honestly, taste is w/e. It definitely kicks you tho, man. |
killerK1
04.06.18 | i honestly loved the taste of red bull until freshman year of college when i had too many jager bombs and i got so sick so just the smell of red bull makes me gag now |
DominionMM1
04.06.18 | og 4loko son |
Agonba
04.06.18 | how many cans you drink per day?
I stay with Red Bull (sometimes even sugar-free). Don't like anything else i tried. Monster tastes like ice tea for me. A bad made ice tea. |
JayEnder
04.06.18 | Drink water and stay hydrated peeps. Quit drinking that liquid sugar |
Dedes
04.06.18 | Recently I've been going through a can about every other to every day which is a bit much. |
MO
04.06.18 | original Rockstar all dayy |
BigHans
04.06.18 | I am aware of how awful these are for health but I have a serious weakness for them. I mean, its not like I don't pump obscene amounts of booze into my liver anyway, so whats the difference?
THe best Energy Drink is Rock Star Punched. 1. it tastes like Hawaian Punch with like 8 cups of Sugar added which rules. 2. It has 240mg of Caffeine. |
Dedes
04.06.18 | The first time I had it I actually wasn't a big fan. It grew on me but I would take og rockstar for sure. |
hal1ax
04.06.18 | "Coffee makes me too jittery."
every single avid energy drink consumer i know says this. this is weird to me considering these monster things are way more stimulating than coffee, unit per unit. idk i guess it's whatever you have a tolerance to? |
JoeTex
04.06.18 | rum n coke |
ianblxdsoe
04.06.18 | yall schleepin on Bang and Spike tbh but the fruit punched rockstars with 240 and the mango monster juices are still GOAT |
hexfix93
04.06.18 | Drinking 11 right now lol. One of the only energy drinks I like. I really can't stand Red Bull and shit.
And yeah that's definitely weird that a lot of people who drink energy drinks say coffee makes them jittery. I mean most energy drinks have the same amount or more caffeine than coffee does so you would think there'd be cross tolerance. I've personally never had a problem but then I drink both daily. |
killerK1
04.06.18 | man. nowadays i usually drink 2 original rockstars when i wake up
im probably going to get a new illness that hasn't been discovered yet like type 3 diabetes or something lol. |
hexfix93
04.06.18 | Idk I think you're good man. I drink 2 monsters every morning and coffee at some point too. Been my routine for years, I'm still here lol |
hal1ax
04.06.18 | insulin resistant diabetes in t-minus 10 years or less on that trajectory |
hexfix93
04.06.18 | Probably less if you were to factor in all the coke I drink. But hey, I've been drinking a lot more water lately so there's that lol |
hal1ax
04.06.18 | yea breaking bad dietary habits is hard dude. gotta take it in baby steps. try to drop one thing at a time and then once the cravings of said thing subside then ween off another. but yea soda and energy drinks every day is no good man :[ |
CaimanJesus
04.06.18 | If you don't fuck with Saskatoon berry beaver buzz, I don't fuck with you |
Demon of the Fall
04.06.18 | I don’t go there anymore fortunately but I never really enjoyed them taste-wise anyway, I just used them as a hangover cure when desperate.
More recently the occasional ones I’ve had are Lucozade or Mountain Dew, does Lucozade even count? I like orange & cherry. All those hardcore ones taste nasty.
I still drink coffee though, so it’s not like I’m capable of caffeine related abstinence. |
dctarga
04.06.18 | Yerbamate, my dude |
deathschool
04.06.18 | Just smoke crack. Fuck |
JoeTex
04.06.18 | lighter the roast higher the caff |
betray
04.06.18 | mango NOS tho |
ianblxdsoe
04.06.18 | fuck yes betray |
betray
04.06.18 | yeehaw |
Dedes
04.06.18 | Dude, I have never seen mango Nos around here. That sounds dank, will try it if I see it. |
mrdogthrow
04.07.18 | lime rockstar > anything |