CugnoBrasso: O shit she has a BF :(

Beautiful 04.09.18	L0l
bloc 04.09.18	We've all been there bro. Not me though.
CugnoBrasso 04.09.18	Will you both be my gf please
TheSpaceMan 04.10.18	im the bf
Eons 04.10.18	I mean I really haven't ever been in this situation. What's the big deal? ''I talked to a girl a few years ago and have been obsessing over her since'' is basically what this post says.
Deathconscious 04.10.18	yeah, this list is weird.
artiswar 04.10.18	If they've been dating for more than 3 months then surely they are beginning to get jaded with each other. It will soon be prime time to move in as the attractive sub-50% asbergers third-wheel to test her dedication to her stale, complacent relationship. Alternatively you can just kick the boyfriend straight in the nuts, stalk her, and leave bags of dog poop on her porch signed from her bf to strategically sow disconent. Either way, you are in a strong position, hang in there and keep your head in the game. You will find your window.
Prancer 04.10.18	those are some really precise asperger percentages
CaimanJesus 04.10.18	Steal her boyfriend to teach her a lesson
Drifter 04.10.18	Lmao
Deathconscious 04.10.18	maybe she's getting ahold of you because she remembers you as that guy who casually brushed her sexy ass off, so now that shes in a failing relationship shes looking for a backup plan and the guy she couldnt have is the first on her waiting list. but probably not.
artiswar 04.10.18	I'm always on a waiting list :(
Deathconscious 04.10.18	Sitting still, started asking God Man, give me some of your patience Thought the quiet was the only reply But it was, it was more like a statement I was hoping for brandy wine Gave me something tasteless That's the thing you gotta learn what you need So you put me low on the wait list I'm still chasing you Still behaving like you never left Still waiting for you Still praying that you don't regret Taking pills for every no reply You know I, I got a pain and can't fake it It always feels like a do or die I'm always, I'm always reaching for banquet But I'm still chasing you Still behaving like you never left Still waiting for you Still praying that you don't regret You're all I ever know or cared You're all I want to see right here I'm still chasing you Still waiting for you I'm still chasing you Still behaving like you never left Still waiting for you Still praying that you don't regret me
Meridiu5 04.10.18	Who knows, she might hate her bf
XingKing 04.10.18	What the fuck is this lol
Deathconscious 04.10.18	sputrape
Trebor. 04.10.18	This is a gross way to view women tbh
CaimanJesus 04.10.18	Better a waiting list than a watch list
Deathconscious 04.10.18	this kid might be on that list as well soon.
Beautiful 04.10.18	Tfw wondering if I'm the only one who didn't take this seriously
PortraitsOfDecay 04.10.18	This is a gross way to view women tbh [2] this comes off as kinda incel-ish, but I haven't been intimate with another human being since like 2015 so I can't really talk lmao
bentheREDfan 04.10.18	Kill him. Bury his body in the woods.
ArsMoriendi 04.10.18	"(I was 87% asperger back then whereas I'm only 42% asperger now)" Where do you guys come up with this shit? lol
Deathconscious 04.10.18	through the gift of autism.
TheSpaceMan 04.10.18	@Trebor @portaits y'all fucking white knights Jesus Christ
Eons 04.10.18	Or you could, you know, find another girl to focus on. I mean who knows what will happen with her relationship, but in the meantime you may as well have a decent time dude.
Deathconscious 04.10.18	yeah, find another girl to be fixated-, i mean obsessed w-, i mean...pee on.
Eons 04.10.18	And if you want to wallow in your lovesickmisery at least do it right, damn. Listen to 'Transatlanticism' (the title track) by Death Cab For Cutie.
polyrhythm 04.10.18	Why did I assume this was a rodrigo90 list?
Eons 04.10.18	They're both very whiny dudes.
Deathconscious 04.10.18	nah brah, The Cure's Disintegration is the way to go.
Eons 04.10.18	Nah, that's too far down the hole. Although Fascination Street is pretty good. But not for his situation. I prefer college age indie music bc it seems sophisticated AND sad.
Trophycase 04.10.18	Doesn't matter. Girls are always looking to upgrade, don't count yourself out
TheSpaceMan 04.10.18	% chance she thought you were gay?
Zeuzo 04.10.18	100
Deathconscious 04.10.18	"Girls are always looking to upgrade, don't count yourself out" i think if thats true he should definitely count himself out.
CugnoBrasso 04.10.18	Like where is rodrigo
JS19 04.10.18	What is up with this incel-thread jesus
Trophycase 04.10.18	What is up with people using the term incel. What the fuck even is that?
Trophycase 04.10.18	Apologies if I'm out of the internet loop
CugnoBrasso 04.10.18	I'm following your advices, I just called her boyfriend on skype and dude is a chill bro, we watched a couple of MLP episodes on Netflix. My strategy is working, I'll keep you updated.
Trophycase 04.10.18	that's good bonding material
Beautiful 04.10.18	excited to hear how this unfolds, don't be scared to use a finger
Deathconscious 04.10.18	send him back with a load on his face, she'll realize her mistake.
TheSpaceMan 04.10.18	"What is up with this incel-thread jesus" what is up with men so ashamed of their heterosexuality that they use that stupid ass word after reading the tamest fucking thread on the entire internet?
Trophycase 04.10.18	so is incel the new "virgin" or is it subtly different?
Deathconscious 04.10.18	its an overused word on sput honestly.
TheSpaceMan 04.10.18	idk i looked it up and its got like a 9 page desc on urbandictionary that i didnt read so im assuming its used by people who get angry at other people who have sex and talk about it
Demon of the Fall 04.10.18	I'm 100% sure you're an idiot for coming up with those figures for Asperger's, unless this is some sort of elaborate joke I don't understand. Maybe both.
CugnoBrasso 04.10.18	Yeah Demon that was a dick move, sorry.
Deathconscious 04.10.18	no it wasnt, dont be a pussy.
TheSpaceMan 04.10.18	whoa gross misuse of the term for female genitalia man
CugnoBrasso 04.10.18	It's not about being a pussy, I'm the first one to get angry when somebody makes fun of handicapped people, it was pretty hypocritical of me to use autism as a joke.
TheSpaceMan 04.10.18	omg
Deathconscious 04.10.18	plz give me a list of acceptable demographics to make fun of. so far we've got autists, retards, and cripples off limits. any more?
Zeuzo 04.10.18	Nibbas
hansoloshotfirst 04.10.18	I cringed a bit. good job, I guess?
Demon of the Fall 04.10.18	@Adolf: wow, you're so edgy & cool. Please post a more comprehensive list of all the words that could be perceived as offensive.
Deathconscious 04.10.18	yeah ive really got my edge sharpened in this thread, can you feel it??
Storm In A Teacup 04.10.18	Is this an Andcas list someone is simply recreating an exact replica of or do we need to worry for the safety of this green eyed girl?
CugnoBrasso 04.10.18	What would Chomsky say in this situation
Zeuzo 04.10.18	Chromosomsky?
JS19 04.10.18	'what is up with men so ashamed of their heterosexuality' damn been found out lol
ianblxdsoe 04.10.18	u dumbass lol i have brown eyes lol not green eyes ;)))
Pheromone 04.10.18	The Cure - 4. wrong list
Rolling Girl 04.10.18	Since when did platonic relationships have less value then romantic ones?
guitarded_chuck 04.10.18	^lol m'lady
Astral Abortis 04.10.18	Well they intrinsically lack sexual value so that's an indisputable lack of a certain value But i mean who ranks the value of relationships
CugnoBrasso 04.10.18	Agreed, I mean it's not like we are on a website whose sole purpose is to rank thinks, rate them and judge their value
guitarded_chuck 04.10.18	lol
Trophycase 04.10.18	well if your relationship was an album, what would it be
Astral Abortis 04.10.18	the best one in the world
guitarded_chuck 04.10.18	6.9 amirite boys AMIRITE FELLAS
CugnoBrasso 04.10.18	It would be Tool's new 2017 album
deathschool 04.10.18	Don't stress it; it had been a while, but I finally met a girl that's pretty fucking cool, attractive, and super into me for some reason, and I still wanna die, so like, there's no reason to think having someone in your life will make anything better. : D
botb 04.10.18	There’s no way this is real.... is there?
CugnoBrasso 04.10.18	word for word botb. Her BF just came over to play minecraft
BigHans 04.10.18	Word of advice. Don't cry over a woman unless you are actually in a real relationship with her and she fucks you over or something. Also, odds are she already had this boyfriend, which means she isn't exactly the loyal type.
CugnoBrasso 04.10.18	"odds are she already had this boyfriend, which means she isn't exactly the loyal type" I'm not following... How can you understand that a girl like this wouldn't be loyal based on the story I wrote?
TheLongShot 04.10.18	Shit this thread brought out the idiots didn’t it
BigHans 04.10.18	How can you understand that a girl like this wouldn't be loyal based on the story I wrote? ^ Pretty simple. She contacted you while having a boyfriend.
BigHans 04.10.18	Look you don't have to listen to me. I've just seen dozens of people I know get cheated on, or cheat, etc. Its a racket. I'm a bit bitter. I don't trust women lol.
JS19 04.10.18	Don't trust men. Don't trust anyone. Nothing to do with genders just more that everyone in the world is a complete prick
UpwardSpiral 04.10.18	´there was a little something between us maybe´ ehhh ok
Trebor. 04.10.18	"what is up with men so ashamed of their heterosexuality that they use that stupid ass word after reading the tamest fucking thread on the entire internet?" try not to choke on that red pill bruh
Storm In A Teacup 04.10.18	Yeah everyone is a prick
BallsToTheWall 04.10.18	Go fuck somebody's wife.
rabidfish 04.10.18	lmao you suck
TheSpaceMan 04.10.18	"try not to choke on that red pill bruh" Try not to choke on the women's feet you suck on
CugnoBrasso 04.10.18	This list was a mistake
TheSpaceMan 04.10.18	I'm certainly not helping
Deathconscious 04.10.18	Lol great thread
CugnoBrasso 04.10.18	Agreed, who would have thought
TheLongShot 04.10.18	“try not to choke on that red pill bruh” this thread in a nutshell tbh
TheSpaceMan 04.10.18	I really don't see how
Beautiful 04.10.18	Is anyone here part of the MGTOW movement?
Trebor. 04.10.18	"Try not to choke on the women's feet you suck on" Sucking on toes rocks I don't know what you're on about. Fuck me for not thinking of women as objects of sexual conquest am I right
CaimanJesus 04.10.18	I see you're taking my advice to steal her boyfriend, nice
Deathconscious 04.10.18	Ugh
BigHans 04.10.18	If they've been dating for more than 3 months then surely they are beginning to get jaded with each other. It will soon be prime time to move in as the attractive sub-50% asbergers third-wheel to test her dedication to her stale, complacent relationship. Alternatively you can just kick the boyfriend straight in the nuts, stalk her, and leave bags of dog poop on her porch signed from her bf to strategically sow disconent. Either way, you are in a strong position, hang in there and keep your head in the game. You will find your window. ^ Literally kill yourself
TheSpaceMan 04.10.18	I don't think of women as sexual conquest either but I also think it's ridiculous to be like "WOMEN ARE PEOPLE TOO" when the discussion doesn't call for it
Beautiful 04.10.18	I'll never understand this feet fetish thing tbh
TheSpaceMan 04.10.18	2 men are at a bar, one says to the other, "Hey that chick at the end there is fine, hope she ain't taken" Trebor walks up, purposely in her earshot "whoa man this young lady is to be RESPECTED"
BigHans 04.10.18	Any dude that tries to steal another guys' chick should be drug on a gravel road. Have some respect for the code.
Deathconscious 04.10.18	Yeah chill. The fact that hes still hung up over a girl he was never even with is weird but theres nothing very wrong with this.
BigHans 04.10.18	I'm talking about everyone giving him advice to try to steal some dude's chick. Wouldn't like it if you were that dude.
Deathconscious 04.10.18	That was directed at trebor/people who are trying to say the listmaker is sexist or some dumb shit.
BigHans 04.10.18	Got ya
BallsToTheWall 04.10.18	"Any dude that tries to steal another guys' chick should be drug on a gravel road. Have some respect for the code." A bro I thought was my bro tried to do that to me offered to give me some free mead after he tried to charge me $35 for it prior.
BallsToTheWall 04.10.18	86'd that motherfucker but still, my other bro who is still bros with that bro,the same bro tried to get with his girl too when they were together, and yet they're still bros to this day. Fuckin A.
CugnoBrasso 04.10.18	BallsToTheWall I hope that's a true story
Deathconscious 04.10.18	What a coupla dumbfucks, they deserve each other.
BallsToTheWall 04.10.18	Unfortunately it is, and my true bro in that story needs to find his balls. I was joking about the wife thing although most people in South Florida are swingers, hence why their's STD and anti abortion ads plastered everywhere.
CugnoBrasso 04.10.18	I won't lie, the mead part was funny, but I pity your bro.
JS19 04.10.18	The listmaker isn't sexist - he's just a bit dim and not a v nice person by this account
BallsToTheWall 04.10.18	I do too, that bitch broke up and got back with him 4 times and then ended up cheating on him. Shouldn't date a 20 year old when you're 30.
Deathconscious 04.10.18	Im 27 so hopefully im reaching that age where people get less retarded in the dating world. Got a date with a 28 year old tonight, we'll see how that goes.
BigHans 04.10.18	Good luck bro
CugnoBrasso 04.10.18	This thread has become too serious
Deathconscious 04.10.18	Shut up, bitch.
CugnoBrasso 04.10.18	O-ok sorry :(
TheSpaceMan 04.10.18	"my other bro who is still bros with that bro,the same bro " I love you
TheLongShot 04.10.18	"That was directed at trebor/people who are trying to say the listmaker is sexist or some dumb shit." Listmaker ain't sexist, half the commenters tho shrug
CugnoBrasso 04.10.18	It took me a while to understand who "the same bro" was, but I was successful in my task since I watched a four-hour long Ben Shapiro interview on youtube and my IQ is now 159
Beautiful 04.10.18	ew not him
CugnoBrasso 04.10.18	Sorry I meant Milo Yannopoulos
TheSpaceMan 04.10.18	"Listmaker ain't sexist, half the commenters tho shrug" Dude literally how
chemicalmarriage 04.11.18	" crying and watching MLP episodes alone." You're gay
rodrigo90 04.11.18	she's a solid 8/10 What kind of Anthony Fantano are you?
Eons 04.11.18	definitely a troll and a made up story for sure
UpwardSpiral 04.11.18	I don´t get why the guy has so many subs.
DDDeftoneDDD 12.12.19	I m over you now. Tks to that video
rodrigo90 12.13.19	I think someone has called my name to answer some relationship doubts. So here I am
rodrigo90 12.13.19	You have to do the following thing: 1) Buy the anarchist cookbook 2) Look for the recipe of the mail bomb 3) Make the mail bomb 4) Send her the mail bomb (or the bf, depending on your interests) 5) LET THE MAGIC HAPPEN
rodrigo90 12.13.19	You can thank me later.
bloodboold 12.13.19	Just because there is a goalie doesn't mean you can't score
EphemeralEternity 12.13.19	How could that slag shaft you like that!? Sounds like you dodged a bullet with this one chief
HisBelovedMaker 12.13.19	Welcome to 2019 where literally every girl has a boyfriend and your last hope is Indian girls.
EphemeralEternity 12.13.19	May none of us ever have to stoop to the depths of Punjabi poon
bloodboold 12.13.19	I don't always see a hot girl, But when I do I see her boyfriend 2 seconds later
EphemeralEternity 12.13.19	In Australia we can just take a trip to Southeast Asia trade in what we’ve got and return with a fresh model
rodrigo90 12.13.19	Welcome to 2019 where literally every girl has a boyfriend and your last hope is Indian girls. Can confirm
sixdegrees 12.13.19	ok incel
rodrigo90 12.13.19	And your last hope is Indian girls. This part is weird. Indian girls are fine. Mia Khalifa anyone?
hal1ax 12.13.19	"""literally every girl has a boyfriend""" or so they say ;p
EphemeralEternity 12.13.19	I understand the desperate India men meme (which isn’t a meme, ask any semi attractive girl how many times a month they’re proposed to by Indian men on social media) but I don’t think the same rule applies with Indian women lmfao
DDDeftoneDDD 12.13.19	Where's the ass virginity thread?
Thalassic 12.13.19	"Mia Khalifa anyone?" She's Arab not Indian lol
Aerisavion 12.13.19	“Where's the ass virginity thread?” Asking the real questions
CugnoBrasso 12.13.19	The anal virginity thread has been removed by the admins, so if you still want to talk about it, this is the place. I'm so glad that this thread is continuing, one of my favorite lists. Also, thank you Rodrigo for joining, your contributions to this site are always so valuable.
DDDeftoneDDD 12.13.19	LMAO okay
Demon of the Fall 12.13.19	There was an anal virginity thread? Sounds like the sort of content Spunkitmusic.cum needed.
DDDeftoneDDD 12.13.19	Man you missed! It was last night...Cugno just made the title "Lost anal virginity (crazy emoticons) + I got a new job." Then the summary..."Can you believe I just got a new job!? and the craziest thing is that I'm not even applicable for it...lets see how long does it takes for them to find out LMAO" something like this...
Demon of the Fall 12.13.19	Was the anal thing just bait then? Lol. It feels safer in here than the 'Good morning UK' thread, staying out of that shite.
DDDeftoneDDD 12.13.19	Are you sad? Idk if it was just a bait...but maybe he got tired his lists got few comments...Cugnobrass is super funny - check this story if you get the time - https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=181390
Demon of the Fall 12.13.19	OK, I was never going to click that (sounded boring), but I'm glad you showed it to me, thanks. Again, THAT'S the kind of content this site needs... well that and occasionally talking about that other thing, what is it again? Musikq or somethin' like that anyway.
CugnoBrasso 12.13.19	Or don't
Demon of the Fall 12.13.19	3 and 7 rule by the way!
splinter 12.13.19	F