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| On my own, boys
Starting just over two weeks ago I moved into a new apartment and this is the first time living entirely on my own. First few days were empty and lonely, but over time I've sunk into it and the independence and ability to do most w/e I want is sick. Who's to stop me from jerking off into the kitchen sink? No one, not even god. Stuff is what I've been jamming to stay sane in lonesome planet. | 1 | | Vein Errorzone
Spastic metalcore/mathcore with an everpresent old school slipknot vibe. If you like strange breakdowns and wicked snares you'll love this. | 2 | | Norma Jean All Hail
I probably dont need to say much about this but this is a fucking wrecking ball of big riffs. Best Norna Jean? Prolly. | 3 | | Sargeist Let The Devil In
Its black metal. Scary black metal. | 4 | | The Dillinger Escape Plan Option Paralysis
Man it has been a fair bit since I've jammed this. Still as chaotic and spastic as I remember it. Also Greg Puciato is the only vocalist in metalcore whose shrieks actually sounded wicked and frightening. | 5 | | Solstice (UK) New Dark Age
Epic Doom with beautiful melodeez, enthralling riffs, very good music, good sangs, idk just listen to Hammer of Damnation you fucking dope. | 6 | | Portishead Dummy
Shoutout to my bro ars (arsmoriendi, detective ars, dr.ars, whatever people want to call him). This is suchhh a great album to zone out too and just relax, read a bit, file my taxes, walk my dog (I have neither of those things, but this would be perfect in that metaphorical situation.) It's a tranquil album that almost certainly should have made it onto Skyfall or something of the sort. Its nice. | |
Dedes
09.02.20 | 125 lists lmao when will I stop not even I know. Anyways tho how yall doin' on this fine night | Dewinged
09.02.20 | You are about to live the best years of your life. Enjoy it. | unclereich
09.02.20 | have you ever had roommates? if not trying having even 1 and then try to convince me living alone isnt fxcking heaven on earth | Divaman
09.02.20 | I don't actually miss living alone, but having a clear shot at the bathroom 24/7 certainly doesn't suck. | Dewinged
09.02.20 | I only enjoyed a year and a half of it and it was wonderful, before it was either room mates or girlfriend. If you have the economy to support it, it's the true taste of freedom. | MO
09.02.20 | Nice dude welcome to real life | JohnnyoftheWell
09.02.20 | Nice dude, hope your kitchen sink is doing ok | kevbogz
09.02.20 | Who's to stop me from jerking off into the kitchen sink? No one, not even god. | LeddSledd
09.02.20 | Poor sink, I'll pray for him 🙏 and also congrats man! | Dewinged
09.02.20 | That sink is about to see some real shit. | fogza
09.02.20 | Smart. Easy cleanup. | Sinternet
09.02.20 | roommates are more fun tbh, but my previous roommates and i are moving into separate studios on the same floor of a building in a week or so we get the best of both worlds.
enjoy it though bud, that feeling of complete ownership of your own life is both scary and exciting when you start, you settle in pretty quickly, make sure to call your folks though | Dedes
09.02.20 | @reich lived with two close friends for 2 years but we had a bit of a fallout. @johnny no kitchen appliance is safe now | Trifolium
09.02.20 | 6 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚 | costofnothing
09.02.20 | Nice, I'm alone in a college dorm room right now and its kinda miserable at times but also kind of relaxing | RogueNine
09.02.20 | Honestly can't wait to be back in my own place again. | JayEnder
09.02.20 | Good for you Dedesbro!! Welcome to the adult life haha. | SteakByrnes
09.02.20 | righteous dedes that owns, I'm moving into a new place in October | Morningrise767
09.03.20 | I knew I wasn't the only one jerkin it in the kitchen sink |
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