SitarHero
02.05.21 | Needs Motley Crue's Girls, Girls, Girls. |
WatchItExplode
02.05.21 | Long live TMF |
BookoftheFallen
02.05.21 | Girls are not manly at all. No girls allowed! |
widowslaugh123
02.05.21 | /men |
rabidfish
02.05.21 | five finger donkey punch |
BookoftheFallen
02.05.21 | Five finger death punch have songs about punching shit. Thatโs manly. |
Rowhaus
02.05.21 | Dyscarnate - With All Their Might |
EoinCofa
02.05.21 | Every Rush album |
americanohno
02.05.21 | Leviticus - I Shall Conquer!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-luo7CKmIU&ab_channel=Leviticus-Topic |
americanohno
02.05.21 | Also...
Kublai Khan - Nomad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GGMdMo61_o&ab_channel=riserecords |
Dedes
02.05.21 | Listen to The Lumberjack by Jackyl they play the chainsaw which is super fucking manly |
americanohno
02.05.21 | @ dedes
how the fuck have i never heard of this before? theres a goddamn chainsaw solo lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A52p9jc-gOo&ab_channel=JackylVEVO |
OldCrime
02.05.21 | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e6QhjdKmHCQ |
Sinternet
02.05.21 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44nDLsVeqbE |
FitToSwing
02.05.21 | Every Time I Dieโs The Big Dirty has that manly, party animal vibe going for it. |
wham49
02.05.21 | LOL
anything from Motorhead is actually manly |
BookoftheFallen
02.05.21 | yeah having a car part for a head is very manly and badass |
rodrigo90
02.05.21 | Are you sure Judas Priest is mainly?, because I understood that many lyrics has some (gayish) undertones. |
Parallels
02.05.21 | Lmao a chainsaw solo
Reminds me of that Home Improvement episode where they played Greensleeves on a crosscut hand saw. |
BookoftheFallen
02.05.21 | judas priest is very manly. they have a song called grinder thats about grinding up meat and shit. theres nothing mor manly than this
"Grinder
Looking for meat
Grinder
Wants you to eat" |
Parallels
02.05.21 | Top zozzle
Pair that with Pain and Pleasure, and you've got a spicy bdsm sandwich |
deathofasalesman
02.05.21 | grindr |
Parallels
02.05.21 | Grindr, looking for meat
Grindr, wants you to eat |
BookoftheFallen
02.05.21 | Eating meAt is very manly. Especially hamburgers and large steaks. |
wham49
02.05.21 | "cars are manly"
I think you mean "speed" is manly |
Egarran
02.05.21 | Pretty sure being gay is the manliest you can get |
Cygnatti
02.05.21 | ^trve |
MillionDead
02.05.21 | WHere is Nails? |
evilford
02.05.21 | Where is metallica |
evilford
02.05.21 | Where is nickelback |
evilford
02.05.21 | Where is buckcherry |
Veldin
02.05.21 | GRINDERMAN *grows goatee* |
JokineAugustus
02.05.21 | Where is Bob Dylan. Two male names = double manly. |
BookoftheFallen
02.05.21 | Those are all girly bands that real Men donโt listen to. |
evilford
02.05.21 | Maybe one day I'll be a REAL MAN!๐๐๐๐๐ |
Parallels
02.05.21 | Real men use emojis on Sput |
evilford
02.05.21 | Now we're talkin |
BookoftheFallen
02.05.21 | ๐ฆ๐ฆง๐ |
alamo
02.06.21 | Dorian Electra - Flamboyant |
TheAntichrist
02.06.21 | anthrax - fistful of metal
fisting is manly |
Parallels
02.06.21 | Women fist too, though. |
Gyromania
02.06.21 | This list is sexist af |
ReturnToRock
02.06.21 | Judas Priest - Stained Class / British Steel / Screaming for Vengeance / Painkiller
Cyborgs / razorblades / metal eagles / half-dragon half-motorbike vehicles with sawblade wheels are manly |
Relinquished
02.06.21 | makes you wanna FUCK |
virpi
02.06.21 | Sexism is manly |
Shuyin
02.06.21 | List needs more Gunther |
BookoftheFallen
02.06.21 | gyromania is a sissy boy. not manly at all |
Scoot
02.06.21 | crowbar |
Demon of the Fall
02.06.21 | Crowbar >
This list is a terrible advert for a terrible concept. |
Egarran
02.06.21 | Pretty sure that's the point |
Demon of the Fall
02.06.21 | I sincerely hope that is the case, you never can tell. |
americanohno
02.06.21 | I'd like to submit thor's hammer - a fate worse than death for consideration by list creator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxuW72MDIoE&ab_channel=BlackMetalPropaganda |
protokute
02.06.21 | yeah someone already made a joke about fisting |
BookoftheFallen
02.06.21 | yeah, crowbars are manly. especially old rusty ones |
Egarran
02.06.21 | It's true tho, I have killed a LOT of zombies (and cops) with a crowbar |
ReturnToRock
02.06.21 | Thor - Keep The Dogs Away
Moonlighting as a dogwalker when you are a superpowered prince from another dimension is manly.
Chainsaw - Smell The Saw
Bondage is manly.
Spinal Tap - Break Like The Wind
Farting is manly. So is staring wistfully into the distance while posing with your top off. |
Demon of the Fall
02.06.21 | Farting is only manly if followed by a grunt and a โhave a whiff of that mate/loveโ (delete as applicable). |
Egarran
02.06.21 | For extra points, first get someone to closely inspect your butt with a 'did I sit in something?' |
Demon of the Fall
02.06.21 | or literally just sit on them and let one rip so it makes a satisfying reverberating sound against their leg (other body parts are available). |
Egarran
02.06.21 | I prefer the deception |
evilford
02.06.21 | Yes
The gross realization that a person physically close to u has released a substantial amount of gas from their bowels is the best |
CaliggyJack
02.07.21 | Sabaton - Literally any album
Making music about dying in wars and kings and shit is manly as fuck |