TheAntichrist
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1Metallica
Kill 'Em All


phantom lord
jump in the fire
metal militia
everything else also fuckin' rlues cus this is trve trvsh
2Metallica
Ride the Lightning


t/t
for whom the bell tolls
creeping death
everything else also fuckin' rlues cus goddamn u thought kill em all was good forget about it this is like 69% better if u know what i mean
3Metallica
Master of Puppets


battery
leper messiah goddamn this is so fuckin' underrated
disposable heroes
you know the deal how everything else also fuckin' rlues after all this is one rolling stones 500 best ablums ever so that must mean they're a credible source right?
4Metallica
...And Justice for All


blackened
the shortest straw
dyer's eye
while this one prolly rlues the least of their first four, it still fuckin' rocks my socks off but i don't have socks on cus fuck clothes let's all get naked and giddyup like donkey kong
5Metallica
Metallica


the struggle within
sad but true
the god that failed
yo this might actually be better than ajfa but not by much which is a hot take but guess what i sacrifice virgins to my lord and savior jeebus christe so it's always fuckin' hot down here anyway the production here changed everything and makes everything before it sound like a cougar queef in comparsion
6Metallica
Load


ain't my bitch i guess
what the fuck happened melattica? i mean the ablum is ok i guess, but it's a far cry from their first five and don't be all like not it's it's underrated like fuck that stupid opinion you're wrong, and you know it
7Metallica
Reload


gimme fuel gimme fire gimme apoqapekwadpire!!! ooooooh yeaheeeeeuuuuhhhh!
8Metallica
St. Anger


frantic
invisible kid
if you look past that tin can snare, which btw sounds fuckin' awesome and you know it, this ablum is better than the loads of shit before it
9Metallica
Death Magnetic


all nightmare long
the judas kiss
this was just your life
this one's pretty good too, somewhat of a return to form
10Metallica
Hardwired... to Self-Destruct


atlas rise
t/t
moth into flame or spit out the bone
prolly melattica's most front loaded ablum which is funny cus load and reload exist so you would think they would be, but you'd be right about them if they were actually good anyway this sounds like kill em all meets black ablum so it's pretty good
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