Purpl3Spartan
03.18.22 | wait you mean like all of it, right |
Dewinged
03.18.22 | 1 and 2 are amazing albums.
The rest not so much. |
Purpl3Spartan
03.18.22 | 2 is good yeah |
MrSirLordGentleman
03.18.22 | 2 is great
1 and 6 have some excellent songs
Of course people will comment on all hair metal sucking since well, Sputnik. Hopefully you didn't expect any different buddy |
Muzz79
03.18.22 | What's right?
What's wrong?
What's left?
What the hell is goin' on? |
budgie
03.18.22 | lol
the track little caesar off hot in the shade has been one of my fav songs since i was a kid
shrug |
MrSirLordGentleman
03.18.22 | Unskinny Bop rules |
rockarollacola
03.18.22 | I basically only released this list to prove that I'm not a total fanboy for hair metal, and actually have the ability to dislike some of the music from the genre. If you guys dig some of the shit on here, more power to ya.
This was basically a one off, so I'll be back next March with more actual recommendations. |
Dewinged
03.18.22 | A lot of the hair metal that sucks was born during the last years of the genre when grunge was taking over and clone bands were still trying to cash off the spoils of the first half of the 80s, but before that there was a lot of good stuff around.
Poison did suck on their first album, but Open Up... onwards they got much better, and they more or less gracefully transitioned to blues rock. As for Bon Jovi, well you know how it worked out for him, the man could have retired decades ago and still bath in champagne until his last days. |
rockarollacola
03.18.22 | Genuinely surprised by the amount of Poison love on here. I knew GNR would be a controversial inclusion, but I was almost positive nobody would stick up for Poison. |
Dewinged
03.18.22 | What can I say, i grew up on that stuff! |
aightnow
03.18.22 | My mom loves bon jovi |
SitarHero
03.18.22 | Poison and Bon Jovi are fun lightweight pop rock, nothing more nothing less, and not nearly deserving of the hate they get, even if Bon Jovi is waaaaaay overplayed.
Also, apart from the fact that GNR Lies is barely even a real album, the band isn't a hair metal band any more than Aerosmith is a hair metal band. Imagine putting them on this list and leaving off NITRO lol. |
Dewinged
03.18.22 | Or Faster Pussycat, or Sea Hags, or Britny Fox, the list goes on and on... |
Muzz79
03.18.22 | Faster Pussycat! I remember the name and photos in the old metal mags but didn’t hear them. I came into it right at the end of the era when Dr Feelgood and Skid Row s/t were king. Unskinny bop was big too and Cherry Pie |
JKing92
03.18.22 | I am unashamed to admit that I love the first GNR album. Everything else that I've heard, though... yeah, not good. "Hogwash" is an accurate description. |
ReturnToRock
03.18.22 | 1, 2 and 6 are genuinely good albums.
4 is not really glam at all, aside from the band photos (and plenty of metal bands in the 80s struck glammed-up poses.) The cuts I've heard from it are more along the lines of heavy/speed/thrash metal.
5 is not even their worst album - Animalize, Music From The Elder and especially Carnival of Souls are all SO much worse. |
budgie
03.18.22 | yall ever hear Sister, pre W.A.S.P.? also circus circus
sweet glam stuff if you can find it |
rockarollacola
03.18.22 | "5 is not even their worst album - Animalize, Music From The Elder and especially Carnival of Souls are all SO much worse."
I kinda like a few songs on Animalize, but you're totally right about Hot in the Shade not being their worst album. That title goes to Carnival of Souls. |
budgie
03.18.22 | if you took the best tracks of 80s KISS and made an album it would be pretty killer |
Emim
03.18.22 | "more enjoyable than anything released from Far Beyond Driven onward"
Incorrect |
ReturnToRock
03.18.22 | @budgie that wouldn't be an album, it would be an EP.
@Rockarolla Animalize has ONE good song, Heaven's On Fire. And then bits and pieces of goodness on otherwise crap songs. |
budgie
03.18.22 | no no no no no no no!!!! |
FadedSun
03.19.22 | I always forget that Pantera started out as a hair metal band. |
BarbiePop
03.19.22 | Bait list? Okay I'll bite. Uriah Heep isn't hair metal, also Pantera was but actually progressed past that, unlike every other metal band that sold their souls for cash, they had a good run. |
rockarollacola
03.19.22 | "Animalize has ONE good song, Heaven's On Fire. And then bits and pieces of goodness on otherwise crap songs."
I really like the opener, "I've Had Enough (Into the Fire)"
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rockarollacola
03.19.22 | "Uriah Heep isn't hair metal, also Pantera was but actually progressed past that, unlike every other metal band that sold their souls for cash, they had a good run.
Uriah Heep overall isn't hair metal, but their late 80's output most certainly was. Also, Pantera did progress stylistically, but I seriously can't listen to any of the pseudo-BRUTAL edge lord dogshit they released after VDOP. Power Metal and Cowboys from Hell are the only two albums by them that I actually like. |
Madbutcher3
03.19.22 | 12 is a 5 just for the cover art |
budgie
03.19.22 | power metal one of the greatest albums all time |