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Liberal Ranks Kid Rock

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1Kid Rock
Devil Without a Cause


I was more than willing to give this a chance. I'll admit it, there are some bangers on here (namely the singles). And Kid Rock using autotune to exaggerate the despondant vocal delivery a decade before Kanye would do it on 808s? Men braver than I may call KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID a visionary. But this dude had to ruin any good will I had when he drops the n word on the album closer. Bruh. Album is too goddam long anyway.

Fav track: Only God Knows Why
2Kid Rock
Cocky


Devil Without a Cause pt. 2 Electric Boogaloo but without any of the hits that made that album mildly tolerable. And why does this dude think he's obliged to make 60+ minute albums omfg.

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3Kid Rock
Rock N Roll Jesus


This is only ranked "high" cos it's shorter than most Kid Rock albums. Jesus wept. All summer long is also a crime against humanity.

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4Kid Rock
Kid Rock


The Feel Like Makin Love cover is a crime against humanity and my dad played it way too much when I was a kid

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5Kid Rock
Born Free


The album where Kid Rock sold out and made the most sterile fucking country album on the planet, complete with conservative lyrics that'll make any hick yeehaw. The title track is also an abomination and should be considered a war crime

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6Kid Rock
Grits Sandwiches for Breakfast


Imagine the Beastie Boys without talent and with some really shitty beats. Yeah, I'd rather yeehaw again than listen to this shit

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7Kid Rock
Rebel Soul


65 minutes of buttfuck nothing. I couldn't tell you what any individual song sounds like other than it's a bit of a return to a more rock oriented sound as opposed to the previous album's (Born Free) AI generated country sound. But this time, it's like you typed "dad rock with gospel choirs and conservative lyrics" into an AI. I mean the guy is known to be shamelessly unoriginal but Jesus wept how dyou make the hook to Girls Girls Girls the least sleaziest thing ever recorded in butt rock? Also, the dude tries to do these Axl Rose type screams (yknow the ones) and manages to sound like a dying cat.

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8Kid Rock
First Kiss


The shortest Kid Rock album yet I couldn't even remember enough about it to be mad or like anything. At least the others invoked a reaction from me.

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9Kid Rock
Sweet Southern Sugar


Worst goddam country album Kid Rock has released. I'd rather replay the escort mission in Silent Hill 4 again than listen to this shit.

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10Kid Rock
Bad Reputation


WHY IS THIS 72 MINUTES LONG??????????? WHY DO CONSERVATIVES USE THE "HURR DURR CANCEL CULTURE SNOWFLAKES REEEEEEEE" SO MUCH TO SHIELD CRITICISM?????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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