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Last Active 12-05-20 9:13 pm
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| Kiss on the cheeks
List of girls who should deliver a kiss on the cheek (KotC for short from now on) towards yours truly. Every now and then, every grown ass man longs for a KotC: it's part of human nature and toxic masculinity. Still remember my first KoTC, I was 29, I couldn't believe the girl agreed for just 14 bucks in small change (thanks mom!). List will be updated every time I'll get a KotC. | | 1 |  | Paramore
This Is Why
Never really liked this band but I love the way she dances. I want ⋅ (a KotC delivered + her to teach me how to dance). A guy on Omegle told me he had her phone number and he gave it to me, I just texted her, I'll let you know. | | 2 |  | dodie
Hot Mess
A sputnik review for one of her albums gave me the inspiration for this list, oh the potential for some dank ass lore. Left a comment on YouTube telling her my intentions, she still has to reply. | | 3 |  | Against Me!
Reinventing Axl Rose
Met Laurita at a Mexican place in Arizona, I uttered "it is time for you to deliver a kiss on >= 1 of my cheeks" but my mouth was chock-full of pico de gallo and she left. No pico de gallo next time, my mouth will be empty. | | 4 |  | Fiona Apple
Extraordinary Machine
Met a guy on a Fortran subreddit who names his variables in Sanskrit, dope ass amigo, he told me Fiona kissed him on the cheek. Well fuck, I thought, sent a message to fiona.apple@email.com and you would never believe what happened, I woke up in Belarus with only one kidney (my least favorite one on top of that). | | 5 |  | The Smashing Pumpkins
Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
I want to travel back to 1995 and Darcy must kiss me on the cheek, even if this means that Billy will have to do the same. Too bad it won't happen, I'm still just a rat in a cage. | | 6 |  | Tiny Hazard
Tiny Hazard
KotC aside, you guys should unironically listen to this EP, it's amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vigDek19onY | | 7 |  | Charles Manson
Lie
Charles Manson could teach you a lession about kiss on the cheeks and his other tricks. There you go. | | 8 |  | Brutus (BE)
Nest
Listen I don't know why I'm doing this, it never sounded like a good idea. Please somebody kill me lmao | |
DadKungFu
12.09.22 | Genuinely distressing | Koris
12.09.22 | Wait, is 2 referring to my review? lol
Edit: it has to be, considering it’s the only Dodie rev so far | Egarran
12.09.22 | Wait a minute | Dedes
12.10.22 | I'll kiss ur cheeks pal | Drifter
12.10.22 | im uncomfy | CugnoBrasso
12.10.22 | Yeah Koris your review opened my eyes. | IsisScript80
12.10.22 | Some S-tier KotC slut-talk. | BAT
12.10.22 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS_DBKDtKCk |
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