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Mort.
You say proto-this, I say post-that, lets call the whole thing skronk
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11.21.24
Things ive checked this year 2024 holy
08.10.24
Morty skramz
07.14.24
Mort.'s 2024 pt.1
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07.05.24
Hip-Hop to check
06.21.24
Mort.'s top 100
06.14.24
EUROS 2024
06.12.24
Me me me me me me me me me me me me me
05.15.24
List is digs
03.19.24
Nostalgia for the American core 2000s
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01.15.24
A love letter to Coalesce
11.28.23
Morty's 2023 fav listens
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11.23.23
Metalcore that does suck
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10.29.23
The Skronkman Cometh
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09.27.23
Things ive heard in 2023 pt.3
09.12.23
Bands sput has 'rediscovered'
08.22.23
10 years of Mort.
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06.22.23
Things ive heard in 2023 pt.2
06.07.23
I shall break free from guitar music
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Things ive heard in 2023 pt.1
just a lil summation of what ive been checking this year so far.
1
Scratch Acid
Scratch Acid
3.5 - proto-jesus lizard that isnt as good as jesus lizars but still alright
2
The Field
From Here We Go Sublime
4 - sublime beat
3
Nanoray
Zapper
3.5 - big bombastic breakcore
4
Brainbombs
Obey
4 - lipstick on my dick, fuck you in the arse etc noise rock
5
Machine Girl
Gemini
3.5 - female machinations
6
Underworld
dubnobasswithmyheadman
4 - flows like a river of sega bass fishing
7
Sonic Youth
Confusion Is Sex
3 - thank fuck they started writing songs instead of boring lazy noise rock experiments
8
Follow The White Rabbit
Endorphinia
4 - russian metalcore band with grand aspirations
9
Zomby
Where Were U In '92?
3.5 - uk break time (av a kitkat)
10
The Prodigy
Music for the Jilted Generation
2.5 - rave music sucks jesus christ brightly coloured repetitive wank
11
Cop Shoot Cop
Consumer Revolt
4 - ny noise rock goes cling clank clonk
12
Kardashev
The Almanac
3 - boring but fine proggy metalcore atmosphere bla
13
Charles Mingus
The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady
4.5 - classic i am not equipped to describe properly
14
Cherubs
Short of Popular
4 - noise rock comp. nice and straightforward chunk
15
Tujiko Noriko
Crépuscule I & II
4 - ambient that makes me feel lost
16
King Crimson
In the Court of the Crimson King
4 - classic album i am not equipped to hold court on
17
Viagra Boys
Street Worms
2.5 - i do not want to be a street worm
18
Ennio Morricone
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
4.5 - classic soundtrack that goes twang and makes me think of the desert
19
Boundaries
My Body in Bloom
3 - metalcore ep that is solidly throwback with little ingenuity
20
Prefab Sprout
Protest Songs
4 - DARLING ITS A LIFE OF SURPRISES
21
William Basinski
Lamentations
4 - ambient that makes me lament
22
Boris
Pink
4 - noise rock jammin woaaah rawk music yeah yeah stomp your feet
23
Don Caballero
What Burns Never Returns
4.5 - somewhere some lameass music nerd called like mahatma tiger or something is listening to this and going 'yeah, real math rock'
24
Bohren und der Club of Gore
Black Earth
4 - doomjazz darkjazz ambient minimalis dirge music
25
Dead Can Dance
Spiritchaser
4 - tag this band world music for the laughs
26
Catharsis
Samsara
3.5 - crusty metalcore punk overrated as hell but fine
27
Far
Water & Solutions
4 - mtv emo precursor
28
Orbital
Orbital 2
4 - beats
29
Shudder To Think
Pony Express Record
4.5 - camp, theatrical, weird, twiddly, alt rock mainstream tunes, post-hardcore skronk, beautiful
30
The Plot To Blow Up The Eiffel Tower
Love in the Fascist Brothel
4 - sass spazz dance core punk
31
The Field
Yesterday and Today
4 - more sublime beats
32
Girls Against Boys
Venus Luxure No. 1 Baby
4.5 - double bass post-hardcore/alt rock
33
Cocteau Twins
Victorialand
4 - ambient wave beatless dreamland
34
Porter Ricks
Biokinetics
4 - biobeats
35
Slice the Cake
Odyssey to the West
2 - big grand metalcore concep album that sucks ass. awful lyrics and vocal performance. pure cringe
36
Mamaleek
Diner Coffee
4 - i dunno man read johnnys review
Show/Add Comments (31)
ArsMoriendi
03.31.23
Nice! Didn't take you for a King Crimson kinda guy
Also nice Dead Can Dance, I haven't gotten to that one yet
JohnnyoftheWell
03.31.23
Ars jam Pony Express Record you are probably its audience
The Nanoray I've heard is kinda arse, but otherwise this list is mostly on point
YoYoMancuso
03.31.23
check shiner
Mort.
03.31.23
ive already told ars to check pony express record, he wasnt fascinated with it like i am
Mort.
03.31.23
i have probably overrated a few of these (a few 4s that are probs 3.5s)
generally only listen to music im already interested in/know ill probs enjoy hence the high ratings
will add descriptions in a bit
Mort.
03.31.23
added descriptions
cylinder
04.01.23
that was me with Don Cab a couple weeks ago. i'd heard em once or twice, several years ago, and it didn't really click. now i'm in love.
i wish my name was mahatma tiger tho
Mort.
04.01.23
mahatma tiger hasnt seen this list i presume, dont want to upset him
GhandhiLion
04.01.23
Nice list. 7 is lol tho
GhandhiLion
04.01.23
Venus luxury very based
GhandhiLion
04.01.23
Also 10 is lol
Mort.
04.01.23
thank you mahatma tiger
i am writing a review for girls against boys
and yeh sorry i prefer sonic youths good material
Mort.
04.01.23
im sorry i would rather listen to the prodigys good material
JohnnyoftheWell
04.01.23
i also love chart music
Mort.
04.01.23
right now pink pantheress ft ice spice is no2 on the charts behind ed sheeran
there have been much worse no2s
GhandhiLion
04.01.23
Nice I love the pink panther theme tune
PotsyTater
04.01.23
10 sucks yeah
Deez
04.01.23
Re 26 'Passion' is the better record
Forgot Zombie did that rave record...man
Mort.
04.02.23
yeah i need to recheck passion its been a while
Deez
04.02.23
Its just go more too it, Samsara does get a bit samey even though i love it.
MoM
04.02.23
Never heard 32 before, but it’s got a lot of style. Adding that to my list
Willie
04.02.23
27 - Far is an underrated and underappreciated gem.
Deez
04.02.23
[2]
Squiggly
04.02.23
Nice list, The Field is great, anyway check Cardiacs 👀
GhandhiLion
04.02.23
Do you ever just read goodreads reviews of philosophy books for a laugh?
Mort.
04.02.23
na i actually dont because it would pain me
i did modules on nietzsche and philosophy of religion at uni, ive heard enough bad takes for a lifetime
Mort.
04.02.23
but i think the worst takes ive heard tend to be regarding ancient philosophy
the lazy takes calling plato dumb
PotsyTater
04.02.23
Plato dum me smart
Sinternet
04.02.23
plato more like overrateo
socrates more like suconteez nuts
Mort.
04.02.23
omg imagine being greek and dead
Mort.
04.02.23
aristotle?
more like
rather be throttled
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