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step aside Charli XCX there is a new phrase and its Magdalena Bay Fall. ?Imaginal Disk? is the sophomore record from duo Magdalena Bay
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CONFESSIONS of a mank sprain

here is some awful shit that i have done
1BOaT
Listening Suicidal

i broke my B-string to this it and it was because i was having too much fun this is not acceptable
2Periphery
Periphery V: Djent Is Not a Genre

my burner alt getting banned has brought me to consider the bumpable threads that i want to leave loose comments in, and shit damn a lot of metalcore threads are losing old comments now
3Yukika 3 sleepyneko ??neko
無題 Yukika

(((yikes i'm not ready to confess this one yet)))
4Akira Mizumoto
A.M.

when the felon robertsona rec'd me an almost-alltimer shibuya-kei album, i doubted him and expected little i was wrong
5Grimes
Visions

i had never in my life once heard of Grimes until i scouted her from related artists on Crystal Castles' last.fm page
6The Knife
Silent Shout

...and ditto the Knife
7Kanye West
Yeezus

i use itunes lol
8Kayo Dot
Choirs of the Eye

i tried to say hi+thank to Toby Driver when he was clearing up after the Choirs album show, but i was too tipsy to not gush and he gave the me the "thank you please calm down" face and this plus the frankly intimidating levels of inner peace in his aura traumatised me to the point that i will not speak to another good musician again ever
9JPEGMAFIA and Danny Brown
Scaring the Hoes

i neg'd the initial review for this and am convinced that its subsequent emeritusisation was a giant apologetic COVER UP
10daine
shapeless

[see separate list for BNM crimes]
11Ling Tosite Sigure
last aurorally

i accidentally made my girlfriend cook the dinner i was supposed to be cooking because i had an itch to record an ultrasloppy 1-take Sigure cover, and then when i came back she had finished cooking and it tasted better than if i had done it
12Kessoku Band
Kessoku Band

the average frequency of my anime consumption 2020-2023 was so much lower in the periods that i was single that i am increasingly certain that literally anyone who virginshames anime diehards is the real, uh, virgin
13For Another
The Haunting In Autumn

this isn't a real 4.9
14Lil Goldberg and the Star Boyz
White Hendrix Vol. 3: Filth

and no fucking way did i listen to the end of this before reviewing it
15Swans
The Seer

yolomancuos's Best Soundoffs list is weak and the only reason i haven't made a better one yet is because i am making this list right now actually you fucking muppet
16Kanye West
Donda 2

i consider this record to be better than at least two Beach House albums
17Kanye West
Donda

i am jeffreybigglestein.
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