anat
04.18.23 | thoughts and opinions |
artiswar
04.18.23 | it would depend on the food. If we're talking broccoli, yes it wants to be eaten. If we're talking banana peppers, they would not want to be eaten. Let's not get into mammals |
ArsMoriendi
04.18.23 | Weird that all of the food you specifically called out are small round morsels
Also this: https://open.spotify.com/album/3LSgLZrSXELqWt5eqb6XMY?si=QCXii1nPSVWPRuR5_hs8tw |
Vinnymcscoop
04.18.23 | If coleslaw was sentient, it would probably want to die because of its appearance and smell |
artiswar
04.18.23 | coleslaw isn't real food |
anat
04.18.23 | say there’s a cake with sprinkles. is it the entire cake that’s sentient? and the sprinkles are like hair or something but not sentient? when you slice it, are you killing the cake, or does each slice gain sentience? if they do, are they clones or do they have their own personalities? |
Vinnymcscoop
04.18.23 | @ artiswar You're right, you're right |
anat
04.18.23 | coleslaw is a foodstuff amalgamation- I fear it is already dead |
artiswar
04.18.23 | you've ruined sprinkles for me thanks |
Sinternet
04.18.23 | does semen count as food |
JefferyPigglestein
04.18.23 | you can make it into an omelette |
artiswar
04.18.23 | if you eat it then yes |
vult
04.18.23 | Coleslaw is fucking good, y’all just don’t eat good coleslaw.
I’d imagine a potato being sad about being eaten. It grows underground for a reason, it wants to stay hidden. |
Vinnymcscoop
04.18.23 | If each bean was sentient, what would happen if you put 500 beans in a bag? Would they be irritated being in an enclosed space? Would there be screaming? Is there a bean school? |
anat
04.18.23 | what if you taste semen and it tastes nice? do you think that means it would have produced a functional and high achieving human? is it better to taste foul semen, safe in the certainty that you’ve prevented the potential birth of a vagrant? |
pizzamachine
04.18.23 | I think food would enjoy, in a sexual way, being caressed with my gentle tongue. Yet it would equally enjoy being penetrated with my unstoppable teeth. |
artiswar
04.18.23 | I've been told if you eat pineapple your semen tastes pretty lit |
vult
04.18.23 | Eating pineapple leads to bearing high functioning humans, in that context |
anat
04.18.23 | pineapple laced semen breeds prickly characters |
artiswar
04.18.23 | I think we've just found the correct form of eugenics |
Minortimbo12
04.18.23 | meat? |
anat
04.18.23 | meat? |
RogueNine
04.18.23 | This is very much like a sketch my brother and I would do when we were little. Basically the premise was a french fry who wanted to be eaten because the person had already eaten ketchup. |
Sinternet
04.18.23 | if chickens don't wanna be eaten they shouldn't make feathers so tasty |
Vinnymcscoop
04.18.23 | Just take feathers, water, sugar and a blender and mix it all together and just drink it |
ArsMoriendi
04.18.23 | Checkmate vegans |
TheSonomaDude
04.18.23 | It really depends on a multitude of factors. If humans were genetically designed and manufactured by a higher power for the sole purpose of consumption and caloric intake for their own nutritional needs, would we blindly accept our predetermined purposes? Would we rebel and fight back? |
theBoneyKing
04.18.23 | who's gonna tell him |
anat
04.18.23 | let me ask my good friend abe from abe’s odyssey |
IsisScript80
04.18.23 | "would we blindly accept our predetermined purposes? Would we rebel and fight back?"
Would you be happy with this? |
RogueNine
04.18.23 | I think VeggieTales might have the answer for some of this. |
ToSmokMuzyki
04.18.23 | i was a pineapple cum baby |
MoM
04.18.23 | All food wants to be eaten. Why the hell would it not? That’s like a pig not wanting to be harvested for bacon |
PotsyTater
04.18.23 | Is this intentionally stupid or just by accident |
ToSmokMuzyki
04.18.23 | the fact you cant tell shows just your level of intelligence |
ffs
04.18.23 | define food and not food |
anat
04.18.23 | guy with potato based username: this is dumb |
neekafat
04.18.23 | lots of food is sentient |
PotsyTater
04.18.23 | Tosmok are you still mad I called power metal picture books for cognitively stunted adults? |
anat
04.18.23 | neekafat explain
please also explain why neekafat autocorrects to breakfast in my phone |
PotsyTater
04.18.23 | My name has nothing to do with potatoes btw |
chemicalmarriage
04.18.23 | Bro have you seen sausage party |
Asdfp277
04.18.23 | how would it feel for the food to rot tho |
PotsyTater
04.18.23 | If food was into vore that would really be somethin |
Minortimbo12
04.18.23 | *consulting bob and larry*
No answer. I guess we are doomed |
Asdfp277
04.18.23 | would that make it ethical still |
MoM
04.18.23 | “ how would it feel for the food to rot tho”
We should know this answer very well already |
Egarran
04.18.23 | Oh gatekeeping coleslaw now, nice.
Also if plants and animals don't want to be eaten why are they made of food? |
GhandhiLion
04.18.23 | yeah get in my belly egarran
Baked beans would be stoners obviously. Therefore the most acceptable to kill and eat |
unclereich
04.18.23 | My name has nothing to do with potatoes btw[2] |
Ryus
04.18.23 | mayonnaise coleslaw is godawful
vinegar coleslaw is delicious |
Egarran
04.18.23 | I wouldn't mind my corpse being eaten, bur pls let met die of natural causes first.
My name is a rare russet from northern Argentine. |
RogueNine
04.18.23 | "Also if plants and animals don't want to be eaten why are they made of food?"
Lmao Eggy. |
unclereich
04.19.23 | ive had the company of a few pigs in my life |
fogza
04.19.23 | wtf is this thread |
Sharenge
04.19.23 | what's taters |
AsleepInTheBack
04.19.23 | STUPID FAT HOBBIT
peas being nice and sweetcorn being not nice is so true and deep you have made me do a thunk |
PotsyTater
04.19.23 | “ what's taters”
No idea what ur talkin about m8 |
anat
04.19.23 | btw animals aren’t examples of sentient food because they’re not food yet |
anat
04.19.23 | “My name has nothing to do with potatoes btw” sure thing matey potatey |
Sharenge
04.19.23 | they are in my house |
PotsyTater
04.19.23 | That’s nonsense and I’ll give you an example why
Wolverines eat other animals alive from the asshole up so being alive is an entirely arbitrary feature of whether or not something is food yet |
Sharenge
04.19.23 | holy shit that's exactly what I do |
PotsyTater
04.19.23 | Another example, Timothee Chalamet is a fuckin snack and he’s sentient |
Bedes
04.19.23 | is that the dragon from dork souls |
anat
04.19.23 | apologies I guess to any wolverines on this here forum, I know it must be a sizeable contingent |
DoofDoof
04.19.23 | I’d hope the sensation of being eaten would be halfway between an orgasm and having an itch scratched over your entire surface area all at once for sentient foods
Down the hatch |
IsisScript80
04.19.23 | I hear the longpig is a vaguely sentient food.
"apologies I guess to any wolverines on this here forum, I know it must be a sizeable contingent"
No worries, Bub. |
fogza
04.19.23 | "apologies I guess to any wolverines on this here forum"
i am a were-duck so that's ok |
zakalwe
04.19.23 | Lay off the ketamine for God sake |
Egarran
04.19.23 | ~I've had one desire since I was born
To see my body ripped and torn
To see my flesh devoured before my eyes
Only for IsisScript80 I volunteer as a human sacrifice~ |
ffs
04.19.23 | would milk like to be sucked out of a titty or not |
IsisScript80
04.19.23 | "~I've had one desire since I was born
To see my body ripped and torn
To see my flesh devoured before my eyes
Only for IsisScript80 I volunteer as a human sacrifice~"
Aww... damn, Ega! A whole poem no less... that's so sweet!
Kicker is, I've been vege-matarian for close to a decade, but if I were to ever renege on that... I'm sure you'd be the tastiest morsel sputnikmusic dot com has to offer. :D |
Vinnymcscoop
04.19.23 | Would the food have organs? |
Vinnymcscoop
04.19.23 | If they didn't have eyes or a mouth, could they speak telepathically? |
ToSmokMuzyki
04.20.23 | @potsypotatochipsbakedinlardstarchfatty
u still mad at whatever insult i threw at u in response to that sheer abomination of a statement worthy of the 10th circle of hell? |
Spec
04.20.23 | Are parts of a cow different sentient beings once they’re separated and prepared? |
rabidfish
04.20.23 | in that reality the raw diet is the cruelest form of torture. |
PotsyTater
04.20.23 | @tosmok idk I didn’t read it but Im sure it was devastating |
ToSmokMuzyki
04.20.23 | fking rude ass potato peeling sonovaspud |
bighubbabuddha
04.20.23 | sweetcorn on my penis after anal is a song by vince staples |
ToSmokMuzyki
04.20.23 | if food was sentient being a foodie would have a whole different meaning ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
apple pie anyone ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |