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How does everyone determine their ratings?

I'm curious about this. I feel I may be simultaneously too much of a stickler and also too nice. Albums on list are among my favorites of all time.
1Opeth
Damnation


See, here's the thing. for a 5 to be a 5 to me, there's a lot of things it should pass. and on the opposite hand, a 1 should specify among the worst of the worst I've ever heard.
2A Tribe Called Quest
Midnight Marauders


5's usually mean all-timers. No skips. Every track hits. Minimal/no filler. Near-infinite replay value. Sometimes it's as simple as just one song being the difference between a 4.5 and a 5. If a song like Eminem's "Drips" was on an album that's otherwise 5 stars, that's an immediate dealbreaker.
3My Chemical Romance
The Black Parade


For a long time, I fought myself over whether or not to factor in my (at the time not as positive) opinion on "Teenagers" when it came to rating this. It was a 4.5 even when Bullets and Three Cheers were 5's.

Nowadays that's irrelevant because despite it sounding "off" conceptually where it is in the tracklist, it's still a damn catchy tune.
4Alice in Chains
Alice in Chains


The ultimate criteria for a Haley 5.0 is as follows:

- album must have zero skips, interludes should add to the overall experience as a whole (Salmarnir by Underoath being a good example)
- the replay value must be near-infinite - what good is a 5 that I never want to hear ever again?
- certain moods have an advantage over others (i.e: melancholy is advantageous over happiness)
- concept albums are almost universally advantageous
- if I get sensory overload listening, that's an automatic DQ
5Avenged Sevenfold
Life Is But a Dream...


So yeah. Maybe some albums in my 4.5's deserve a 5, and some may get there someday. But I like to remain somewhat picky with them.
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