JohnnyoftheWell
08.08.23 | get BURNED pizza |
PotsyTater
08.08.23 | Im sorry to say pizzas was better in that most of the names were truly awful while this featured a number of absolutely iconic names |
Sinternet
08.08.23 | i like all of these except 2 and 3 lol |
Sinternet
08.08.23 | oh and shpongle thats a terrible name lol good shit though |
JohnnyoftheWell
08.08.23 | pizza's wins for absolute worstness for sure, but *many* of his entries pass the mojo dojo casa house test (which is the real cinch - i love a lot of these) |
PotsyTater
08.08.23 | Stuff like 29 through 31 belong on pizzas list while things like shpongle, chumbawumba, dj Sabrina, dj close your eyes to find me, anamanaguchi, yourbougriendsucks! And more are all like so bad that they are amazing |
Sinternet
08.08.23 | 25 is iconic |
SomeCallMeTim
08.08.23 | Ween. Literally impossible to explain that one to anyone. Example convo (had this like convo more or less 10 times):
sorry can't go, going to a concert that night
oh well that sounds fun, who are you seeing?
A band called Ween.
I'm sorry, WEEEEEEEEEÊEN??! |
PotsyTater
08.08.23 | 1, 9, 10, 11, 13, 15, 18, 19, 20, 21, 24, 26, I29, 30, 31 are all genuinely trash but the rest are iconic stupid |
pizzamachine
08.08.23 | Nice copyright infringed stolen idea list obvs not as unique as the original because it’s not original but nice job |
JohnnyoftheWell
08.08.23 | you have me there uh fuck!
more bands are here
ween doesn't count bc if i said it out loud, i wouldn't corpse. would feel more like i'd pissed on the floor, godawful name but definitely sayable |
Squiggly
08.08.23 | Gerogerigegegegegege |
JohnnyoftheWell
08.08.23 | fuck, of course |
bludngorevidal
08.08.23 | Idk I feel pretty fricking tuff whenever I utter teenage Jesus and the jerks but that’s just me |
SomeCallMeTim
08.08.23 | Gerogerigegege literally means shit and vomit, how is that not hardcore af |
Sinternet
08.08.23 | circle of dead children should not be in daily lexicon i think |
JohnnyoftheWell
08.08.23 | if a band was called Shit and Vomit in English, it would most likely be simple cringe
but those words being onomatopoeias in Japanese definitely fails the mojo dojo test
Circle of Dead Children is right on the line |
pizzamachine
08.08.23 | Thank you for including Shpongle |
Deez
08.08.23 | Kiss the anus of a black cat
Rancid shitwank |
chemicalmarriage
08.08.23 | Shpongle is awesome af |
Ryus
08.08.23 | 33 is great and funny |
Kompys2000
08.08.23 | Shpongle is an awesome band name. If the Beatles were called shpongle I bet they would have been even bigger
All band names should be either made up words or puns |
SomeCallMeTim
08.08.23 | ShpoNgle is music made with people on hallucinogenics in mind so it’s perfect. Half the words you can hear in their music are just as nonsensical |
sneakers
08.08.23 | black fag - the black flag cover group |
kalkwiese
08.08.23 | I was about to suggest 23, but you did a good job and already had it on the list
This is kenough
However, another few suggestions:
Caligula's Horse
Agent Fresco
Electric Callboy
Karnivool
Rabbit Junk
They might not be silly kenough, so take it or leave it |
Mort.
08.08.23 | and you will know us from the trail of dead |
Mort.
08.08.23 | 14, 16, 19 & 27 are all banger names |
0xME
08.08.23 | slice the cake |
Egarran
08.08.23 | Johnny handily wins this round, sry pizza. |
JohnnyoftheWell
08.08.23 | Kiss the Anus of a Black Cat was a sore omission
kalk/sneakers/0xme plz refer yourself to the pizza list - those names handily pass the mojo dojo casa test
Trail of Dead is such a chore to say or ready that's impossible to corpse at, so it also passes the test. does not help that it only kicks in at the final 3 words |
kalkwiese
08.08.23 | Pizza's list features Karnivool, so I am happy
This list wins though, names are just more stupid |
Kompys2000
08.08.23 | Hot-ish take literally every single band name that starts with a preposition is bad |
JohnnyoftheWell
08.08.23 | Above and Below, After Dinner, Against Me!, and (maybe) From The Kites Of San Quentin and In the Woods... are alright
otherwise hard yes all KILLs no KEEPs |
kalkwiese
08.08.23 | Between the Buried and Ken |
SomeCallMeTim
08.08.23 | also surprised Made Out of Babies wasn't mentioned on either list yet |
DavidYowi
08.08.23 | Any band name longer than four words is a bad band name |
PotsyTater
08.08.23 | I like “circle of dead children” |
POOPlol18
08.08.23 | Potsy likes dead childenLOLlololololdeezenutsowned |
hesperus
08.08.23 | i'm honestly surprised Every Time I Die doesn't come up more often in these discussions. i feel like a tool every time i say it
other suggestions:
Test Icicles
Dear Diary I Seem to Be Dead
Wow, Owls!
Nug
Just Mustard |
aydross121
08.08.23 | Mewithoutyou
I mentioned this band once irl to a friend and suddenly felt the urge to off myself there and then
Some bands are meant to be named only in text in dingy music forums
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JohnnyoftheWell
08.08.23 | have said mewithoutYou out loud to various people and never found it that awkward - possible skill issue
they + hesp names are more in line with the pizza list, but i will add dead children and the band-with-the-worst-version-of-mwY's-name |
aydross121
08.08.23 | Not as bad as any band here sure, though I had to correct my friend who was googling the band on their phone by saying it's just a single word and that crosses the line for me. |
kalkwiese
08.08.23 | Hahaha, "Wow, Owls!" is brilliant |
PotsyTater
08.08.23 | Every time I die is definitely worthy of the pizza list, as is between the buried and me and as I lay dying |
Spec
08.08.23 | Make a Change… Kill Yourself is for sure a name I can’t imagine saying out loud unless I was actually giving somebody edgy advice when I was fourteen. |
Ryus
08.08.23 | as i lay dying is a highly based name, faulkner is the goat |
Squiggly
08.08.23 | Iwrestledabearonce, Iwrotehaikusaboutcannibalisminyouryearbook, Iosonouncane |
Squiggly
08.08.23 | Neckbeard Deathcamp, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs |
Shemson
08.08.23 | Dog Fashion Disco
HORSE! The Band (if you say it right by shouting HORSE!) |
MeatSalad
08.08.23 | HTB isn't P!ATD, you can lose the exclamation mark |
Shemson
08.08.23 | Lol you’re right, it’s been a while
I played a show in London supporting those guys they were funny af and played an amazing set |
anode
08.09.23 | honestly 3 of my 4 favorite bands suffer from this to a certain degree. have a nice life, pig destroyer, system of a down. whenever i tell people about them i feel like i have to go "i know, i know. theyre good though i promise" |
BookoftheFallen
08.11.23 | five finger death punch |
BookoftheFallen
08.11.23 | every pornogrind band
anal cunt
torsofuck
cemetary rapist |
Shemson
08.11.23 | Anode - the amount of times I’ve had to do the ‘I know, but it’s not what you think’ about Lil Ugly Mane means I know exactly what you mean! |
onionbubs
08.11.23 | gotta love the experience of saying "biffy clyro" out loud |
anode
08.13.23 | haha i think people need to get with the show-gram with rappers with "lil" "baby" "mane" in their names |
Minortimbo12
10.08.23 | shoot johnny burnt the pizza |