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| Round 7: Inverted Umbrella Competition
2 are out and 9 are still in. No lateness disqualification this time! Yay! The new deadline to get your round 2 songs in is 5pm EST on December 10th! | 1 | | Crass Yes Sir, I Will
1.Link a song via YouTube, Spotify, Soundcloud, Bandcamp, DailyMotion, Vimeo... or whatever you like as long as I don't have to download something.
2. This round is [Noise Rock]. Distorted, feedbacky, punk-influenced rock. Give me messy!
3. Aim to impress me with what you pick, since I'm rating these.
4. If I know the song already, I'll tell you to pick something new, otherwise, you're good.
5. I'm going to start each new round every Sunday night (EST,) so if you're late, you're out. My 1-2 least favorite recs will be eliminated each round (1 if we don't get a lot of people and 2 if we do.)
***Winner of the competition can recommend me whatever 2 albums they want and I'll listen to them no matter the album as long as it's possible to find and as long as neither exceeds 3 hours.*** | 2 | | Lamb Lamb
SlothcoreSam: “Gorecki”
Pretty voice! I like the tablas so far. Great pickup. This sounds very cinematic, like the climax of a film. The strings are lush and beautiful. Good all around, really.
4.1/5 (SAFE) | 3 | | Sneaker Pimps Splinter
Kompys2000: “Half Life"
Nasalish voice, kinda lik 3D. The strings stick out a lot here. The production here is really appealing too. It feels distinct and sexy. Their harmonies are cool too.
4.3/5 (ROUND WINNER! [+0.5 will be added to their next round score]) | 4 | | Two People First Body
fogza: “Phone Call”
Vocals sound very “modern” but I like them. Chillest one yet - dreamy even. Maybe not a engaging as it could be, but it’s good.
3.6/5 (SAFE) | 5 | | Cibo Matto Viva! La Woman
JohnnyoftheWell: “Beef Jerky”
A bit obnoxious for what what I was expecting. The verses are trip hoppy though. This is a little too in you face for trip hop? I guess that doesn’t mesh for what I was in the mood for. Maybe too cutesy?
3.2/5 (SAFE) | 6 | | R.L. Burnside Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
ffs: “Got Messed Up”
Heavy blues rock influence, but the trip hop beats are still there. The record scratches are nice. Kinda Beck musically?
4/5 (SAFE) | 7 | | Deadmau5 W:/2016ALBUM/
BlazingBlitzer: “Snowcone”
Surprising from deadmau5, but yeah that’s a trip hop feeling for sure. When this song going to start? It’s 2 minutes in and I still feel like we’ve been listening to the first 30 seconds on loop. Oh…I guess never.
2/5 (ELIMINATED!) | 8 | | Neat Beats Cosmic Surgery
someone: “Graffiti on a Tuesday Night”
Talking samples are often cool. The piano is nice. It’s a chill beat, but has some dynamic changes. The cello is pretty.Maybe a little underwhelming.
3.1/5 (SAFE) | 9 | | Laika Silver Apples Of The Moon
GhandhiLion: “Sugar Daddy”
Feels very in a hurry. The vocals feel very backseat, but they’re nice and sensual. The outro section is cool though, very liquidy if that makes sense. Needs a little something something.
3.3/5 (SAFE) | 10 | | Saltillo Ganglion
Porcupinetheater: “Giving In”
I like the drums and the production is spacious in a way that works pretty well with the mellow atmosphere. It’s a bit bland for me, but it’s not bad. Amost like 2000s radio-pop.
3.3 +(0.5 from winning last round) = 3.8/5 (SAFE) | 11 | | Ulver Perdition City
CugnoBrasso: “Lost in Moments”
Epic intro with cool drums. The vocals sound a bit mumbed so far. First one with prominent jazzy saxophone, which is cool. It’s very brooding and ominous. I like the changes in sections and I just noticed the bass is cool too. See, it’s not very melodic which shouldn’t work for me in trip hop, but Ulver are so good at switching things up that it definitely work. Like look the into is back for the outro and it’s epic!
4.2/5 (SAFE) | 12 | | Faex Optim Look Around You
BitterJalapenoJr: “Irn Bru”
Cool percussion. That synth line reminds me of Black Moth Super Rainbow. Haha Scottish sample reminiscing about soda and uh…idk something else Scottish. He has a thick accent. Cute anyway. Not that engaging though.
3/5 (ELIMINATED!) | |
ArsMoriendi
12.03.23 | BlazingBlitzer and BitterJalapenoJr are out, but 9 are still in!
Kompys2000 played it safe, but paid off. They're the round winner! | GhandhiLion
12.03.23 | Royal Trux - (Edge of The) Ape Oven
https://youtu.be/lHnLY2X6ucg?si=QxPWqUbqjt2xVNh8 | SlothcoreSam
12.04.23 | Almost had a winning round.
Do you know.
Teenage Jesus and the Jerks - The Closet.
https://open.spotify.com/track/5aYHJc2gaz89o9ch23e1vg?si=AbXXkJs4TH6BxO7WdwkByA | ArsMoriendi
12.04.23 | @Slothcore: I know it :( gotta repick! | SlothcoreSam
12.04.23 | Ok, thought you might have | BitterJalapenoJr
12.04.23 | Knew that was a risky pick. Not my forte.
Good luck to the remaining contestants, I'll follow with interest. | SlothcoreSam
12.04.23 | What about
Daisy Chainsaw - Love Your Money
https://open.spotify.com/track/3cSY0wVbMKg7PU7I72BsK5?si=ZJ88Yj2XQVSEc7_rAqQyUg | ArsMoriendi
12.04.23 | @Slothcore: I know that one too aaaah. Only song I know by them | SlothcoreSam
12.04.23 | Ok, maybe I'll choose another by them then.
I Feel Insane
https://open.spotify.com/track/5pK8FM8EKaeNe2NOSGGFzv?si=Eqn3AijCRDCxbCCieAZmDg
| budgie
12.04.23 | hiow have u never heard perdition city | ArsMoriendi
12.04.23 | I've heard random songs here and there, but never the whole album | porcupinetheater
12.04.23 | YESSSS MADE IT TO THE NOISE ROCK ROUND NOW I GET TO REC MY FAVE BAND
The Drones - The Cockeyed Lowlife of the Highlands
https://open.spotify.com/track/2uBj8VwZdbrN6maLJwtoTr?si=fEUisu1bQGuvBAGb2HuTrg | someone
12.04.23 | I somehow managed to outlast the shit rounds and now we are on to the great stuff
Oof | CugnoBrasso
12.04.23 | I won't be late this time. Also, playing it safe for once:
https://todayistheday.bandcamp.com/track/my-first-knife | fogza
12.04.23 | Bookmarking this list | someone
12.04.23 | Low - White Horses
https://lowtheband.bandcamp.com/track/white-horses
On the pop side of noise | Mort.
12.04.23 | you make a noise rock round after im disqualified? go fuck yourself | budgie
12.04.23 | RIGHT?? the nerve | ArsMoriendi
12.05.23 | @Mort: Trip hop round happened right after Potsy was out, haha at least it's been 2 rounds since your elimination | BlazinBlitzer
12.06.23 | Oh well. Elimination was bound, I suppose. Thanks for the feedback. | JohnnyoftheWell
12.06.23 | Laddio Bolocko - Nurser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm87SFvzBiY | ArsMoriendi
12.08.23 | Still need songs from:
ffs
Fogza
Kompys | Kompys2000
12.09.23 | Nation of Ulysses - The Hickey Underworld
https://youtu.be/_boIvn-RwbA?si=xi-CrQGKbuQsJ_mA | fogza
12.09.23 | Pile - Tinfoil Hat
https://youtu.be/a85HavWIpro?si=79YKSU1xoSaTtnXr | ArsMoriendi
12.09.23 | Cool, just waiting on ffs | ffs
12.09.23 | scratch acid - cannibal
https://youtu.be/cUSw0XUA9-U?si=HHz9N2Jb5lv39szw | ArsMoriendi
12.09.23 | Cool! Everyone's in, and with more than a day to spare | ArsMoriendi
12.10.23 | Starting and hmmm | Ryus
12.10.23 | ghandhi w the most based rec | JohnnyoftheWell
12.10.23 | royal trux are almost cool enough not to be a total pull for pseuds with cold noses |
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