Green Day album tier list |
1 | | Green Day Dookie
Easily in my favorite 20 albums of all time, which is complicated because while I consider 7/10 a very high rating I still rarely listen to these songs but they can be enjoyable in absolute moderation.
Best tracks: Chump, Sassafras Roots, Emenius Sleepus
7/10 |
2 | | Green Day 21st Century Breakdown
Isn't it annoying when people call this band punk?
Best tracks: Christian's Inferno
6/10 |
3 | | Green Day Kerplunk
Dudes really think they're edgy for listening to Green Day
Best tracks: Who Wrote Holden Caulfield?, My Generation (The Who cover), 2000 Light Years Away, One of My Lies
6/10 |
4 | | Green Day Cigarettes and Valentines
a fan made version is probably on youtube. Not that good but at least better than the next one
4/10 |
5 | | Green Day American Idiot
Best tracks: Are We the Waiting
4/10 |
6 | | Green Day Warning
Best track: Blood Sex and Booze
4/10 |
7 | | Green Day Insomniac
3/10 |
8 | | Green Day Nimrod
3/10 |
9 | | Green Day ¡UNO!
Which ever one of these has Oh Love gets an extra point, that songs not bad for Geezer Day
3/10 |
10 | | Green Day iDOS!
3/10 |
11 | | Green Day iTRE!
3/10 |
12 | | Green Day Revolution Radio
3/10 |
13 | | Green Day Father of All Motherfuckers
3/10 |
14 | | Green Day Saviors
Decided to rank some other Girlydude Poptimist-core bands that I also really hate while I'm at it since I would anyways if they released another shitty album.
3/10 |
15 | | Simple Plan Still Not Getting Any...
100x better than MCR, Green Day, etc. People should know this. If you're gonna listen to childrens music at least put something decent on like Simple Plan
Best tracks: Me Against the World, Welcome to my Life, Untitled
7/10 |
16 | | Simple Plan No Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls
Best tracks: I Won't Be There, You Don't Mean Anything, Addicted
6/10 |
17 | | Simple Plan Simple Plan
Best tracks: What If, Holding On
5/10 |
18 | | Simple Plan Get Your Heart On!
Best tracks: Gone Too Soon, Last One Standing
5/10 |
19 | | Simple Plan Taking One for the Team
Best tracks: Perfectly Perfect
5/10 |
20 | | Simple Plan Harder Than It Looks
Completely abysmal, one of them sounds like a modern TV show theme song which shouldn't be the reason it's the most listenable song
2/10 |
21 | | My Chemical Romance Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge
Remember when everyone rightfully called this band garbage?
Best tracks: The Jetset Life is Gonna Kill you, It's Not a Fashion Statement It's a fucking Deathwish
6/10 |
22 | | My Chemical Romance The Black Parade
The Blacked Parade
Best tracks: Oh wait there all mediocre
5/10 |
23 | | My Chemical Romance I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love
Best tracks: Cubicles, Drowning Lessons
5/10 |
24 | | My Chemical Romance Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys
The biggest disappointment in all of Gen Z history
2/10 |
25 | | Weezer Pinkerton
Why does this horrible band have 100 albums? Has anyone even heard all of them?
Best tracks: No Other One, Getchoo, Falling For You
5/10 |
26 | | Weezer Weezer
Best tracks: No One Else, The World Has Turned and Left Me Here
4/10 |
27 | | Weezer Raditude
At this point it doesn't matter what order the tier goes, but this is definitely their best non-90s album because Lil Wayne is on it
Best tracks: Love is the Answer, Can't Stop Partying, Prettiest Girl in the Whole Wide World
4/10 |
28 | | Weezer Van Weezer
At least the name of this album reminds me of an Actually good band
3/10 |
29 | | Weezer Make Believe
Beverly Hills may as well put this at number one, who cares about this dude's sweater or how good his sex haver life is, and no one cares about his Epstein island in the Sun
3/10 |
30 | | Weezer OK Human
Another album name that at least makes you think of something better
3/10 |
31 | | Weezer The White Album
Just because one of the songs was written in the 90s doesnt mean its a better song than Beverly Hills
3/10 |
32 | | Weezer The Black Album
Idk if this one has the Africa cover or the Teal one, but they should have done a Gary Glitter cover instead
2/10 |
33 | | Weezer Everything Will Be Alright in the End
2/10 |
34 | | Weezer The Green Album
They named it after the color of my vomit after I heard there music
2/10 |
35 | | Weezer The Teal Album
keep Tears for Fears' name out of your mouth Rivers of Cum
2/10 |
36 | | Weezer The Red Album
Their video that does nothing but show viral memes isn't cringey, it's murder
2/10 |
37 | | Weezer Maladroit
Don't people think this is somehow heavy? Wait till they hear Anal Cunt
2/10 |
38 | | Weezer Pacific Daydream
As if they couldn't pander any more to white people here's a fricking Lorde wannabe record
2/10 |
39 | | Weezer Death to False Metal
Nobody said anything about Metal, except Weezer because I guess his favorite band is Kiss
2/10 |
40 | | Weezer Hurley
Get this ugly loser out of my face
1/10 (it's not a 0 because one of the songs is in Jackass 3-D) |
41 | | Sum 41 Does This Look Infected?
At least Canada has a better Green Day
Best tracks: All Messed Up, Over My Head
6/10 |
42 | | Sum 41 All Killer No Filler
Best tracks: Motivation, Rhythms, Handle This
5/10 |
43 | | Sum 41 Chuck
Best tracks: Open Your eyes, Theres No Solution, We're All to blame
5/10 |
44 | | Sum 41 Half Hour Of Power
Best tracks: Grab the Devil by the Horns and Fuck Him Up the Ass
5/10 |
45 | | Sum 41 Underclass Hero
2/10 |
46 | | Sum 41 Screaming Bloody Murder
2/10 |
47 | | Sum 41 13 Voices
2/10 |
48 | | Sum 41 Order In Decline
2/10 |
49 | | blink-182 Dude Ranch
their bass player is the worst singer I've ever heard, every song with him on vocals can go straight in the trash
Best tracks: I'm Sorry, Boring
5/10 |
50 | | blink-182 Blink-182
In case you're wondering why this is above the others, it sounds the least like this band.
Best tracks: I'm Lost Without You, Asthenia
4/10 |
51 | | blink-182 Enema Of The State
Best tracks: Mutt
4/10 |
52 | | blink-182 Take Off Your Pants And Jacket
Best tracks: First Date, Story of a Lonely Guy
4/10 |
53 | | blink-182 Cheshire Cat
His riffs are great but their vocals are the worst here.
Best tracks: Wasting time
3/10 |
54 | | blink-182 Neighborhoods
1/10 |
55 | | blink-182 One More Time...
0/10 |
56 | | blink-182 California
Who the hell is Alkaline Trio? Has anyone even heard of them?
0/10 |
57 | | blink-182 Nine
0/10 |
58 | | Paramore Brand New Eyes
Another band 1 million times better than Billy Joel and the Green Jays
best tracks: Turn It Off, Feeling Sorry
6/10 |
59 | | Paramore Riot!
best tracks: Miracle, Born for This, When it Rains
6/10 |
60 | | Paramore All We Know Is Falling
Best tracks: Never Let This Go, All We Know
6/10 |
61 | | Paramore Paramore
4/10 |
62 | | Paramore After Laughter
4/10 |
63 | | Paramore This Is Why
4/10 |
64 | | All Time Low Nothing Personal
Best tracks: Break Your Little Heart, Too Much, Lost in Stereo
5/10 |
65 | | All Time Low So Wrong, It's Right
Best tracks: Poppin' Champagne, Shameless
5/10 |
66 | | All Time Low The Party Scene
Best tracks: Noel, Running From Lions, Lullabies, Circles
5/10 |
67 | | All Time Low Put Up or Shut Up
Best tracks: Jasey Rae
5/10 |
68 | | All Time Low Three Words to Remember in Dealing With The End
2/10 |
69 | | All Time Low Dirty Work
2/10 |
70 | | All Time Low Don't Panic
2/10 |
71 | | All Time Low Future Hearts
2/10 |
72 | | All Time Low Last Young Renegade
2/10 |
73 | | All Time Low Wake Up, Sunshine
2/10 |
74 | | All Time Low Tell Me I'm Alive
2/10 |
75 | | Fall Out Boy Take This to Your Grave
Best tracks: The Pros and Cons of Breathing, Homesick at Space Camp
7/10 |
76 | | Fall Out Boy From Under the Cork Tree
Best tracks: 7 Minutes in Heaven (Atavan Halen), A Little Less Sixteen Candles, a Little More "Touch Me", Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued, Sophomore Slump or Comeback of the Year
6/10 |
77 | | Fall Out Boy Infinity on High
Best tracks: Golden
5/10 |
78 | | Fall Out Boy Fall Out Boy's Evening Out With Your Girlfriend
best tracks: The World's Not Waiting (For Five Tired Boys in a Broken Down Van), Short, Fast and Loud, Parker Lewis Can't Lose (But I'm Gonna Give It My Best Shot), Pretty in Punk
5/10 |
79 | | Fall Out Boy My Heart Will Always Be the B-Side to My Tongue
5/10 |
80 | | Fall Out Boy Folie a Deux
4/10 |
81 | | Fall Out Boy So Much (For) Stardust
4/10 |
82 | | Fall Out Boy Save Rock and Roll
3/10 |
83 | | Fall Out Boy American Beauty/American Psycho
3/10 |
84 | | Fall Out Boy M A N I A
3/10 |
85 | | Relient K Mmhmm
Goes without saying, but this band is better than Green Day
Best tracks: Let It All Out, I So Hate Consequences, High of 75, Be My Escape, More Than Useless
7/10 |
86 | | Relient K Let It Snow, Baby... Let It Reindeer
7/10 |
87 | | Relient K Forget and Not Slow Down
Best tracks: I Don't Need a Soul
6/10 |
88 | | Relient K Two Lefts Dont Make a Right But Three Do
Best tracks: Falling Out, Over Thinking, I Am Understood, Forward Motion, Chap Stick Chapped Lips and Things Like Chemistry
5/10 |
89 | | Relient K Five Score and Seven Years Ago
Best tracks: Come Right Out and Say It
5/10 |
90 | | Relient K The Anatomy of Tongue In Cheek
Best tracks: Pressing On, For the Moments I Feel Faint, Those Words Are Not Enough, Sadie Hawkins Dance
5/10 |
91 | | Relient K Relient K
Best tracks: Softer to Me, Marilyn Manson Ate My Girlfriend, Wake Up Call
5/10 |
92 | | Relient K Air For Free
5/10 |
93 | | Relient K Collapsible Lung
Certainly a unique one but not bad at all
5/10 |
94 | | MxPx Life in General
Only including their releases on Tooth and Nail Records, because I don't care about his other albums
Best tracks: Southbound, Chick Magnet, Do Your Feet Hurt
7/10 |
95 | | MxPx Teenage Politics
Best tracks: I'm the Bad Guy, Study Humans, Money Tree
7/10 |
96 | | MxPx Pokinatcha
5/10 |
97 | | MxPx Slowly Going the Way of the Buffalo
5/10 |
98 | | MxPx The Ever Passing Moment
5/10
For the rest I'll just namedrop some bands/albums that are better than the cocksuckers in Green Day, Bad Religion, Nofx, Real Big Fish, Sublime or whoever my local record store employee is gonna try and sell me because it's music for people who dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them
That Dog.
The Muffs
The Promise Ring
The Used
The Offspring - Conspiracy of One
The Get Up Kids - Four Minute Mile
The Kinks
The Academy Is
The Cranberries
The Frogs
They Might Be Giants
The Stooges
Iggy Pop
Dashboard Confessional
Saves the Day
Fact
Lifetime
Dogwood
Smash Mouth
Brand New
Five Iron Frenzy
Slick Shoes
From First to Last - Dear Diary My Teen Angst Has a Bodycount
Escape the Fate - Dying is Your Latest Fashion
Hawk Nelson - Letters to the President
Say Anything - ...is a Real Boy
Turnover - S/T
Yellowcard - Ocean Avenue
Boys Night Out
Goldfinger
Free Throw
Alesana
Saosin
Senses Fail
mewithoutYou
cap'n Jazz
Cloud Nothings
Alexisonfire
Death Cab for Cutie
10cc |
99 | | MxPx On the Cover
5/10
At the Drive-In
Underoath
Panucci's Pizza
Cute Is What We Aim For
Helen Love
Screeching Weasel
Zebrahead
Bloc Party
Jay Reatard
Superdrag - Regretfully Yours
On the Might of Princes - Where You Are and Where You Want to Be
Emery
Motion City Soundtrack
I Set My Friends on Fire
Thursday
Defiance Ohio
Free Parking
Snowing
Far Apart - Hazel
Bloodshed
Merchant Ships
Avril Lavigne
Andrew WK
Godley and Creme |
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