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Top 50 Worst Sounds In Music
NOT a shitpost. NOT bait. NOT in order because counting to 50 alone is hard enough.
1
Meshuggah
obZen
Djent guitar chugging.
2
Unwound
Repetition
Bingbong guitar noodling.
3
Four Year Strong
Some of You Will Like This, Some of You Won't
Acoustic guitar strumming.
4
Muse
Absolution
Matthew Bellamy inhaling.
5
Baroness
Stone
John Baizley's crooning.
6
Baauer
Harlem Shake
Trap hi-hats.
7
Toshimaru Nakamura
Dance Music
Frequencies in the 16-24khz range that only exist to cause pain.
8
Meshuggah
The Violent Sleep Of Reason
Fredrik Thordendal's guitar solos.
9
Swans
The Glowing Man
That one part on Frankie M. when the sound dips.
10
dredg
Catch Without Arms
Gavin Hayes's croon-oaning
11
Deftones
Saturday Night Wrist
Chino Moreno's obese/asthmatic inflection when he forces awkward stanzas.
12
Black Sabbath
Born Again
The production on Born Again.
13
Sleep Token
Take Me Back to Eden
Vessel.
14
American Authors
American Authors
Stomping and clapping.
15
Kitcaliber
D.FREQ.CRUSH
Raspy synthesizer-generated voices.
16
Hollywood Undead
American Tragedy
Heavily autotuned pack-a-day smokers.
17
Mushroomhead
XIII
Babies laughing/crying/screaming.
18
Slayer
Reign in Blood
Muddy (non-slap) bass.
19
Beyonce
B'Day
Alarms and police sirens.
20
Chat Pile
God's Country
The guy from Chat Pile when he rudely imitates a disabled person (always).
21
Enter Shikari
Tribalism
Roughton Reynolds when he strokes his neckbeard too close to the mic.
22
Emmure
Eternal Enemies
90% of all guitar chugging outside of the context of breakdowns. Unless breakdowns are the entire song. That's bad too.
23
Slayer
Reign in Blood
Kerry King's guitar solos.
24
NOISIA
Collision
Neurofunk, and by extension any fartsynths that're blobby & bloated instead of spiky & serrated.
25
Daft Punk
Discovery
The machine suction sounds at the start of Aerodynamic (refer to #7).
26
Autechre
Exai
Aimless and muddy machine-generated IDM that gets a free pass because muh polyrhythms.
27
Excision
Apex
Riddim synths and that same pattern they're always used in.
28
Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin
Singers who fake pleasure every 5 seconds as a trademark.
29
Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin II
Pitter pattery backing track filler drums.
30
Kaonashi
Dear Lemon House, You Ruined Me: Senior Year
The guy in Kaonashi when he sings stupid on purpose (always).
31
Counterparts
A Eulogy for Those Still Here
Generic metalcore vocals that all sit in the same exact range.
32
The Story So Far
Proper Dose
Generic pop punk vocals that all sit in the same exact range.
33
Mr. Bungle
California
Mike Patton when he doesn't sing like on The Real Thing.
34
Bjork
Volta
Vuvuzela
35
Bjork
Volta
Marraccas
36
Kendrick Lamar
To Pimp a Butterfly
Kendrick Lamar's voice.
37
Ling Tosite Sigure
Still a Sigure Virgin?
That almost-jazzy sweeping thing they do in every anime opening posthardcore/mathcore band.
38
Lorde
Pure Heroine
R&B-influenced minimalistic pop with a lady singing sadly and faux-moody over some talentless drivel and the vocals are way too high in the mix (you know the kind, fortunately I don't so I'm putting Lorde here as a placeholder).
39
Animal Collective
Painting With
Panda Bear hocketing.
40
Slipknot
Iowa
Blastbeats (unless they're distorted like speedcore, as that's one of the best sounds ever conceived).
41
Korn
Untouchables
Jonathan Davis when he says "MOI".
42
Operation Ivy
Seedy
The entire genre of Ska Punk.
43
Waking The Cadaver
Perverse Recollections Of A Necromangler
Gurgly "harsh" """vocals""".
44
Lil B
Mm...Christmas
Anyone except Soulja Boy saying the word "swag".
45
Soulja Boy
iSouljaBoyTellEm
Anyone except Lil B saying the word "based".
46
Death
The Sound of Perseverance
Short bus drums.
47
Joji
Nectar
George Miller doing this instead of making Filthy Frank videos.
48
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Unlimited Love
Anthony Kiedis being Californian.
49
Incubus (USA-CA)
Morning View
Brandon Boyd being Californian.
50
Local H
Whatever Happened to P.J. Soles?
Anyone singing about California.
Show/Add Comments (26)
ArsMoriendi
04.01.24
I was with you until you disssed John Bonham’s drumming
Also Patton’s got like 20 different voices, you hate 19 of them?
onionbubs
04.01.24
totally forgot rou was short for roughton
and what day it was
cylinder
04.01.24
well, shit, what's left?
i do actually agree hard on 31
Havey
04.01.24
7 is pleasurable for me :o
YuriZakhaev
04.01.24
Most based list on the site, April Fool’s be damned
anode
04.01.24
11, 31, 36 times a million. Dude you are my hero
FowlKrietzsche
04.01.24
I was gonna snarkily ask if you even like music but then I checked your 5s
Zakusz
04.01.24
Bro doesn't like "sounds"
Zakusz
04.01.24
Also your 16k-24k frequency gripe has to get brought down about 6k unless you don't like the sound of nothing.
kalkwiese
04.01.24
Lots of good takes here
mkmusic1995
04.01.24
Some based takes in here.
Demon of the Fall
04.01.24
great start with #1
ruined it with #2
stop reading after a quick scroll thereafter tbh
Rawmeeth38
04.01.24
What is bing bong guitar noodling
Demon of the Fall
04.01.24
okay I read a bit more…
26/31, yep
but what the hell is #37?… delete list!
FrozenFirebug
04.01.24
for the record ling tosite sigure is the only band to do it and sound good
KevinKC
04.01.24
It was fun !
I wish there was some Tool in there.
Rowhaus
04.01.24
Epic list! Agree with most of these
Boognish79
05.10.24
Wow. Out of all terrible music ever created, THIS is your list? You get a D+ for effort.
denboy
05.10.24
I agree with a disturbing amount of this
MiloRuggles
05.10.24
Seriously stimulating list, I am caught between bait and truths
StonedManatee
05.20.24
The retardation.
bellovddd
05.20.24
13 IS THE ONLY ONE THAT NEEDS TO BE HERE
budgie
05.20.24
strong agree on 6
budgie
05.20.24
and 14
budgie
05.20.24
and 40
Ryus
05.20.24
6 is the #1 best thing about music
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