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Best Review Summaries?

Not sure if a list like this has previously been done, but thought this was a cool idea. Looking for your favorite review summaries on Sputnikmusic.com, feels like it's an underrated "art form", such as it is. Entries can be notable for being funny, being particularly insightful, or just being strange and bizarre. Share your favorites and I'll add to the list - current albums listed are my three personal favorites I've written, plus two of the more iconic summaries in site history. Thoughts?
1Darkthrone
Astral Fortress

Lords of the Rink
2Spoon
Lucifer on the Sofa

Spoon fans, come together with your hands
3Oh Hiroshima
Myriad

Sorry for post-rocking
4Justin Timberlake
The 20/20 Experience

Claims of revolutionism aside, it is very nice to hear Justin Timberlake sing again
5Triumvir Foul
Triumvir Foul

Triumvir Foul is an album you won't love, but you will certainly like. In this case it's just fine

(Review has been deleted, but it was a meme at one time)
6Touche Amore
Is Survived By

Is Survived By is awesome. Listen to it.
7Infester
To the Depths... In Degradation

hellfire, dead nuns, death, fire. Satan. Hell
8The Eradicator
Peak Eradicator

Have we just reached peak Squashcore?
9Steel Panther
All You Can Eat

Steel Panther died for your sins, and now they're back for your sister.
10Sleep Token
Take Me Back to Eden

tiktok band releases new low for depressive horny muzak in the guise of pretentious concept metal. piss on it repeatedly.
11Swans
The Seer

https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/53716/Swans-The-Seer/

A disappointing effort from a band.
12The Japanese House
In the End It Always Does

"No, not your BLOUSE! Your HOUSE!"
13Green Day
¡UNO!

Uno!/5
14Interpol
Interpol

Interpol is Interpol is Interpol. And Interpol sucks.
15Slugdge
Esoteric Malacology

EscarG.O.A.T.
16Mitski
Laurel Hell

retired from latte, new career in frappuccino
17Brand New
The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me

Settle, baby.
18Cows
Sexy Pee Story

Riddled with piss
19Bon Jovi
Forever

Hopefully not
20Fall Out Boy
M A N I A

Folie à Don’t
21JPEGMAFIA and Danny Brown
Scaring the Hoes

Middle-aged men yell at Cloud
22Blonde Redhead
Blonde Redhead

Songs to warm both your heart and the underside of a spoon
23The Offspring
Days Go By

Cruising California In A Wheelchair

https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/50566/The-Offspring-Days-Go-By/
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