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re-ranking black sabbath cus flouride in the water
19Black Sabbath
Forbidden


some of the most uninspired and lazy shite ever recorded like tony sounds like he's nodding out like he's crashing from sm0kin' so much fvckin' cr0ck and wut the fvck is "illusion of power" more like "illusion of putrid shite" amirite?
18Black Sabbath
Born Again


"you should've stayed dead." -nolan from invincible.
17Black Sabbath
Technical Ecstasy


more like technical ratordation
16Black Sabbath
Never Say Die!


the t/t is a bop but has little else so it's not completely turrible
15Black Sabbath
Headless Cross


worst tony martin which may not be popular opinion but come on like who the fvck actually likes tony's shite above golden era sabbath unless you're some power metal tryhard who pretends to hate glam metal
14Black Sabbath
Seventh Star


kinda underrated tbh but also cheesy as fvck
13Black Sabbath
13


what a coincidence that this is 13
12Black Sabbath
Cross Purposes


does little to break new ground but goes pretty ahrd so it's a gud ablum
11Black Sabbath
Tyr


this is what headloss cross wants to be
10Black Sabbath
The Eternal Idol


the ray gillen version could be as high as 6th tbh but this one's still good enough for top 10 sabbath
9Black Sabbath
Vol. 4


least fave of classic sabbath but has great songs so it's still quite gud
8Black Sabbath
Dehumanizer


prolly darkest sounding sabbath since their debut and dio fvckin' rules so you know it's purty gud
7Black Sabbath
Mob Rules


heaven and hell: lite version means it's almost as gud, or arguably as gud, in a lot of ways so it rules
6Black Sabbath
Sabbath Bloody Sabbath


best t/t ever? prolly like holy fvck is it gud but the rest of the ablum rules too, just a bit less so
5Black Sabbath
Master Of Reality


once upon a time, master was top 5 but then reality sank in and i realized their debut, while rougher around the edges, is a just a tad better on the whole, butt fvck it cus this is still top 5 and makes me shite bricks with how fvckin' ahrd and awesome it goes
4Black Sabbath
Black Sabbath


i had this outside of the top 5 at one point until it really grew on me to the point of arguably being top 3 with bops like the t/t and n.i.b.
3Black Sabbath
Sabotage


holy shite this has no right to be this gud but fvck me cus this rules so goddam ahrd
2Black Sabbath
Heaven And Hell


choke on it tony cus dio is the fvckin' man like goddam this is so fvckin' awesome and trve like this is how you do power metal and how can that t/t so goddam legendary like that?
1Black Sabbath
Paranoid


this is no debate like shut the fvck up about into the void and sweet lead like yeah, they fvckin' rule, but come on, this whole goddam ablum is one fvckin trve banger after another it goes some goddam ahrd even 50+ years later and undoubtedly one of the best ablums ever made
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