re-ranking black sabbath cus flouride in the water |
19 | | Black Sabbath Forbidden
some of the most uninspired and lazy shite ever recorded like tony sounds like he's nodding out like he's crashing from sm0kin' so much fvckin' cr0ck and wut the fvck is "illusion of power" more like "illusion of putrid shite" amirite? |
18 | | Black Sabbath Born Again
"you should've stayed dead." -nolan from invincible. |
17 | | Black Sabbath Technical Ecstasy
more like technical ratordation |
16 | | Black Sabbath Never Say Die!
the t/t is a bop but has little else so it's not completely turrible |
15 | | Black Sabbath Headless Cross
worst tony martin which may not be popular opinion but come on like who the fvck actually likes tony's shite above golden era sabbath unless you're some power metal tryhard who pretends to hate glam metal |
14 | | Black Sabbath Seventh Star
kinda underrated tbh but also cheesy as fvck |
13 | | Black Sabbath 13
what a coincidence that this is 13 |
12 | | Black Sabbath Cross Purposes
does little to break new ground but goes pretty ahrd so it's a gud ablum |
11 | | Black Sabbath Tyr
this is what headloss cross wants to be |
10 | | Black Sabbath The Eternal Idol
the ray gillen version could be as high as 6th tbh but this one's still good enough for top 10 sabbath |
9 | | Black Sabbath Vol. 4
least fave of classic sabbath but has great songs so it's still quite gud |
8 | | Black Sabbath Dehumanizer
prolly darkest sounding sabbath since their debut and dio fvckin' rules so you know it's purty gud |
7 | | Black Sabbath Mob Rules
heaven and hell: lite version means it's almost as gud, or arguably as gud, in a lot of ways so it rules |
6 | | Black Sabbath Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
best t/t ever? prolly like holy fvck is it gud but the rest of the ablum rules too, just a bit less so |
5 | | Black Sabbath Master Of Reality
once upon a time, master was top 5 but then reality sank in and i realized their debut, while rougher around the edges, is a just a tad better on the whole, butt fvck it cus this is still top 5 and makes me shite bricks with how fvckin' ahrd and awesome it goes |
4 | | Black Sabbath Black Sabbath
i had this outside of the top 5 at one point until it really grew on me to the point of arguably being top 3 with bops like the t/t and n.i.b. |
3 | | Black Sabbath Sabotage
holy shite this has no right to be this gud but fvck me cus this rules so goddam ahrd |
2 | | Black Sabbath Heaven And Hell
choke on it tony cus dio is the fvckin' man like goddam this is so fvckin' awesome and trve like this is how you do power metal and how can that t/t so goddam legendary like that? |
1 | | Black Sabbath Paranoid
this is no debate like shut the fvck up about into the void and sweet lead like yeah, they fvckin' rule, but come on, this whole goddam ablum is one fvckin trve banger after another it goes some goddam ahrd even 50+ years later and undoubtedly one of the best ablums ever made |
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