Fugue
11.08.09 | List is rough estimate of my '09 top ten. |
WhiteWallStargazers
11.08.09 | kick em out ...lay down the law |
Prophet178
11.08.09 | Tell them if they don't pay they have to make up for it with sexual favors. |
BSX
11.08.09 | Agreed kick them bitches to the curb! |
Jesuslaves
11.08.09 | Agree with WWS and Prophet. |
cirq
11.09.09 | do as prophet says |
Fugue
11.09.09 | Thank you all for your kind words of wisdom, gotta say I'm liking the sexual favors option thus far. |
YouAreMySilence
11.09.09 | Yah if they're babes do that. |
Prophet178
11.09.09 | If they were ugly they would've been kicked out already. |
Metalstyles
11.09.09 | just go berzerk on them. Frek em out, have sex with them and then call them filthy worms and spit on them. |
jimmyisjonny
11.09.09 | Basically women will always be bitches about money and use things they don't pay for as long as you let them.
It's your duty as a man to tell these cunts that if they don't play fair, there'll be hell and rape to pay.
I say hell and rape, I really mean you and your friend playing Refused and banging pots and pans really loud at 2am inthe morning. |
Kiran
11.09.09 | i know where you're coming from. i live in a 10 person flat/university hall and whilst there are 4 girls who are awesome and 3 other guys who are awesome, there are 2 girls who are the biggest fucking buzz kills. they complain about everything. EVERYTHING. loud music, coming back drunk every night, walking too loudly past their rooms, banging the kitchen door after we've opened it, loud music, creaky beds, one of them even bitched at the girl next to her for talking on skype too loudly. so basically what we did was we pitched in and bought about 20 rolls of aluminium foil and wrapped every little part of their rooms. like, every little pen was wrapped solid. their mattress, their bed frame, their toilet seat, everything.
if that doesnt work, i cannot help you. |
thebbqshrimp
11.09.09 | Tbf, a common way that rent prices are determined is by looking at the square footage of the rooms and those with bigger rooms pay more. Tis how it works in my house.
That being said, they sound like bitches. |
Baphomet
11.09.09 | I too agree with Prophet. |
jimmyisjonny
11.09.09 | Just become intolerable housemates until they decide to move out. I knew this guy called Jonny who once decided to literally freeze his housemate out - every night he would turn the thermostat to 0 and open all the windows in the house (and we live in UK, so the house got fucking bitterly cold. The dude was too small to get violent or forcibly close the windows, so he had to move back out. |
Fugue
11.09.09 | Magnus: Lol
Kirgasm: Yeah I had a guy whpo was like that back in first year.
thebbqshrimp: Yeah that's fair enough and all, but I only took this room because no-one else wanted it as it is next to the road and is therefore noisy as fuck. |
Metalstyles
11.09.09 | yeah Ross, but in all honesty people are right, you need to show who's boss or at least tell them their attitude sucks.
Don't rape them though, raping is bad mkay (ok I'm just messing now, i know you wouln't anyway haha) |
Deviant.
11.09.09 | Change the locks on their doors or start walking around in the nude
Just be generally obnoxious as well |
Deviant.
11.09.09 | Or play 6 REALLY loudly |
Metalstyles
11.09.09 | also, Deviants idea is brilliant: start walking around the house nude. damn, why didn't I think of that. |
Fugue
11.09.09 | I already play 6 REALLY loud (I get shit for loud music too, but I kinda understand that).
Haha walking about in the nude would be kinda cool. |
Deviant.
11.09.09 | Don't do ya dishes
Don't flush the toilet
And when ya shave, don't clean the sink out afterwards |
Metalstyles
11.09.09 | fuck all the other ideas, nudity FTW Ross. |
Fugue
11.09.09 | Again, lol |
Relinquished
11.09.09 | Dude I have a roommate and he plays this suckass music all day on the computer (bfmv, jfac, etc.). He just doesn't get Converge. |
Electric City
11.09.09 | women are equal and they deserve respect
just kidding they should suck on your dick |
thebhoy
11.09.09 | yep, having sex with your housemates is a fantastic idea. Nothing bad could possibly happen... probably fact. |
klap
11.09.09 | lol @ downer
"i'd like two tickets to the matinee, please....one for a man, and one for a bitch who needs to be told what to do." |
feav233
11.09.09 | fuckin bitches |