buckfutter: Unpack My Shit, Bitch!

buckfutter 06.03.10	The title is an example of what I'm telling the movers right now as we speak.
BigHans 06.03.10	Welcome to God's country. And you hired movers? Pussy.
buckfutter 06.03.10	Damn right I did! I have two bad knees already, I can't lift that heavy shit anymore. Plus, how in the fuck are we going to move our clothes, the TV's, the piano, my drum set, the beds, and all that shit from South Florida to Nebraska lol
Flatliner 06.03.10	i used to live in nebraska city, which is like 50 min south of omaha. then i moved to richmond
ConsiderPhlebas 06.03.10	I bet it's more "can you put that over there please? Thank you so much!" Best of luck with the search, man.
buckfutter 06.03.10	Lol, nah, i'm not telling them to do anything. Bree is telling them where everything goes, I'm staying out of it.
Inveigh 06.03.10	welcome to the midwest pit. sippin' whole milk muthafucker!
buckfutter 06.03.10	Will it make my bones strong?
Inveigh 06.03.10	one, in particular
BigHans 06.03.10	Yeah was just giving you shit. I moved myself and my wife at the time from LA back to Fargo, ND. That was not, I repeat NOT fucking fun.
buckfutter 06.03.10	Inveigh- Should I be doing cock-pushups as well? Hans- Ya man, I hear ya. I've blown out both of my ACL's, so heavy lifting is outta the question.
Inveigh 06.03.10	you should be unpacking my bitch, pit you can do whatever you please, and then i'll order us take out from zanzabars
buckfutter 06.03.10	Flatliner- What are some good concert venues in the city? Do bands even know this place exists?
BigHans 06.03.10	ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS, KIELBASA SAUSAGE.
buckfutter 06.03.10	I personally prefer a niec bratwurst
BigHans 06.03.10	Ive been to/through Nebraska a few times, it is like a more populated North Dakota. You can pretty much drive across the state while asleep and still make it, its that flat and straight, at least East to West. Bonus over living in Florida: You are in MEAT country. You will have steak coming out of your ears, which is a good thing. 2. The people will be nicer. 3. More people will speak English.
buckfutter 06.03.10	nothing like good ol' midwestern/southern hospitality. and ya, i know about the steaks. in fact, i'm gonna go find a nice butcher shop tomorrow
Counterfeit 06.03.10	midwest hospitality... lol. People are pricks. Well, maybe not pricks. But they sure can be a-holes. And slightly trash.. So I fit in nicely.
buckfutter 06.03.10	Counterfeit- You are ignoring where I come from. The only place I think people are bigger asshole is new york city, but I'm not including the Latino community in South Florida, who seem to think that they are entitled to whatever they want. Just an opinion. If anyone is a hispanic in south florida, I'm sorry your so self-centered and arrogant.
Inveigh 06.03.10	hah
Counterfeit 06.03.10	lmao. Well, I guess I don't know who the pricks are. xD
buckfutter 06.03.10	Nah, there are pricks everywhere. Just the population of pricks in South Florida I would think is greater than most everywhere else. Miami IS the asshole of america
ConsiderPhlebas 06.03.10	it looks very shiny on CSI Miami
buckfutter 06.04.10	*Slips sunglasses on "I guess he punched his last ticket"
ConsiderPhlebas 06.04.10	'It's a little thing we like to call... "murder one"'. slips on sunglasses
buckfutter 06.04.10	YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
DENEpants 06.04.10	I cannot comprehend why someone would want to live in such a nothing place. It just does not compute.
ConsiderPhlebas 06.04.10	"You are now entering Nebraska... Sorry!" That South Park ep is about all i've seen of the place.
buckfutter 06.04.10	"I cannot comprehend why someone would want to live in such a nothing place. It just does not compute. " Well, when you don't have any family in south florida and all her family is in nebraska, it makes sense. Ya, until now, all I saw about Nebraska was on South Park or when I watched college football.
BigHans 06.04.10	Nothing place, lmfao. I'm not from Nebraska, but I can pretty much flat out guarentee Pit's quality of life will be substantially higher than in Miami, aka, the North Carribean. Less crime, everything is cheaper, nicer people, corn fed hotties everywhere. Since Pit has kids, it is also a much better place to raise a family. Oh, and no Hurricanes. Win, win.
Inveigh 06.04.10	^all of those reasons + urban life are why i love Chicago
buckfutter 06.04.10	Hans- If you mean "No Hurricanes" as storms, then you're correct. But if you mean "No Hurricanes" as in no more Cane sports, then I'll be severely disappointed
Inveigh 06.04.10	well except the everything's cheaper part
BigHans 06.04.10	I meant that as a double entrende Pit. The primary meaning is no tropical storms, although now you will have to watch out for the occasional tornado. I also meant the Canes in some way, because I despise their football team, no offense. I will grant they have produced arguably more great players in the last 25 years than any other school, I just can't stand them. Probably cause my dad is a huge Huskers fan, and I grew up watching the rivalry. My dad always called the Canes, particularly the Sapp teams, "The Hubcap Thieves," lol.
buckfutter 06.04.10	Lol..... Shit, considering what the Canes have done to the Huskers over the last 30 years, I might not survive one football season here.
BigHans 06.04.10	The Huskers need to bring back the Triple Option. They haven't done jack shit since they got rid of it. Pretty sure they had some substantial success with it.
buckfutter 06.04.10	The triple option won't work anymore, considering the game continues to get faster and faster, both at the college and pro levels. College is going towards two different styles of offense because of the speed: either the pro style or the spread. Canes will be back, though. Not a title this year, but give Jacory one more year with that offense and get rid of Whipple(the OC who outlandishly thinks Jacory can't run the spread), the Canes will win a title in 2011. I'm calling it right now
BigHans 06.04.10	I don't know Pit, look at Georgia Tech. I still think the option is almost unstoppable provided it is run correctly and a team has a good run blocking line combined with a great option quarterback.
buckfutter 06.04.10	Yes, but they run it in the ACC, where schools don't know how to recruit defensive players(except for da U of course). If you also noticed, they are the only school who can succesfully pull it off. With all of the atheletes in the Big 12, where defenses do struggle but also have ridiculous amounts of speed, that QB running it will get killed.
BigHans 06.04.10	Well, they need some kind of indentity, some kind of wrinkle. They aren't going to be able to recruit the best spread orientated athletes while going against much more established spread schools like Okie State, Oklahoma, Texas, Mizzou, hell, even Kansas.
buckfutter 06.04.10	UT(my other favorite collegiate team) is actually switching to a pro style this year, because their new QB fits it better. Polini is doing a great job at Nebraska, I think he'll bring them back in about 2 or 3 more years.
Inveigh 06.04.10	they need to get a sleezeball coach like Nick Saban, look what he did for Alabama
buckfutter 06.04.10	Inveigh- HOW DARE YOU SPEAK SUCH A NAME! Saban is the fucking antichrist. Fuck him
accompliceofmydeath 06.04.10	I saw that you asked for concert venues. tl;nr so I'm not sure if this was mentioned but, the I saw NFG at the Bourbon Theatre (I think that's the name) there before.
buckfutter 06.04.10	Thanks dude, although if I saw NFG anywhere, I'd have to punch Jordan in his deformed mouth. That guy is a complete douche
accompliceofmydeath 06.04.10	I've never talked to him. I'm just a faggot for pop punk so I drove all the way from Wisconsin to see them there.
buckfutter 06.04.10	Well, they're from Coral Springs(about 20 minutes north of where I'm from) and I used to hang out with a lot of local bands that used open up for them. I met him maybe 4 or 5 times, and the guy is so goddamn stuck up and full of himself. He won't sign any autographs and he won't talk to his fans at all after the show. The guy is a dickish dick, to the 1000000000 degree
accompliceofmydeath 06.04.10	Sounds like a dick.
buckfutter 06.04.10	Ya, PTW won't play with them anymore for the fact that Jordan always thinks they should be headlining, even though they haven't truly been relevant in about 6-7 years.