NEVERfade: Whats The Most Painful Accident You've Had?

vanderb0b 07.15.10	In 3rd grade, some kid fell off a slide, while falling kicked me in the back of my head, thus pushing me face-first into a metal pole which was a foot thick. Another time, some guy ran into me on a pool deck, I fell back, hit the sharp corner of a metal object with the back of my head, blacked out, and fell into the deep end. Fun times. Nice list, btw.
Apollo 07.15.10	^holy shit that's brutal I have drowned twice. That's fucking painful. Thus I stay far away from bodies of water.
porch 07.15.10	Got hit in the back of the head by a rogue potato
MUNGOLOID 07.15.10	got stung by a bee in the mouth when i was playing football one time. it doesn't help that i'm allergic to those honey making assholes.
TheSpirit 07.15.10	During my friends 10th birthday party in 3rd grade (which was also incidentally on the day of my party was well) we went ice-skating. I had my fingers run over by ice skates not once, but twice, leaving my barely attached to my hands. I went to the hosptial, got some stitches and then had my sleepover party where I then proceeded to obtain a holographic Dragonite from a birthday booster pack.
Inveigh 07.15.10	hmm lots of them. most recently i was playing basketball and i landed from a jump while another guy landed right on top of my left foot after i hit the ground. it fractured my ankle, tore multiple ligaments and ripped my big toe nail completely off. oh and i was between jobs at the time with no health insurance.
ConsiderPhlebas 07.15.10	When I was sixteen I was riding home and saw a couple of fit girls over the road. I smiled at them, said 'hey' feeling like a total badass, then looked forward to see the back of a parked car. Slammed into it face first and broke my nose and front teeth.
TheBaneofSputnik 07.15.10	Tearing my ACL and dislocating my knee at the same time. I shredded my ACL and then my knee cap ended up on the backside of my knee.
Dryden 07.15.10	drunk driver crashed in ditch and backlash was a bitch. stole the dudes beers and never talked to him since
Maniac! 07.15.10	Nothing major, but when I was around 9, I was traveling with my granddad on his big rig for the summer and one day while trying to climb down from the truck, I slipped and busted 3 holes into my kneecap from the raised edges in the ladder. The worst part was when he poured peroxide on the wound, then taped gauze on it. Later that day, I had to rip the gauze off for a shower. My first leg hairs were obliterated.
Apollo 07.15.10	NEVERfade changed his profile picture and deleted his previous lists thumbs up
bloc 07.15.10	Broke 2 fingers playing soccer and then twisted an ankle playing soccer.
porch 07.15.10	yeah NEVERfade is a sensitive soul
Dryden 07.15.10	"That was you?" u should have been in the car with us exept you should have forgot your seatbelt idiot
TheBaneofSputnik 07.15.10	This one time I was feeding some dingos the semi-charmed remains of my ex girlfriend, when one of them bit me on the hand.
Metalstyles 07.15.10	I guess one of the most painful accidents I have had was when I was standing on a high platform of sorts, lost my balance, fell, and had a small branch go through my cheek. Funnily enough I have no visible scar from it. That, or it's just in good disguise. There's another time when I was real little, just a 4-5 year old kid, running around, and idk what the fuck I was looking at/for, but I managed to run my head straight at a wooden log. Got a good cut on my head. The irony is that I just had come from a doctor, so yippee, it was back to the hospital for me. Oh and once I actually got hit on the head by a small brick (yes, a real brick, though small). Now that was painful.
klap 07.15.10	i'm impervious to harm
NEVERfade 07.15.10	When I was 4 or 5 I woke up early and was looking around the garage and tried looking in this jerrycan but couldnt see anything so I looked in the draws in the kichen and grabbed a lighter went back out too the garage and lit the lighter and put it over the jerrycan and a big burst of fire came out stripping my hand (Lucky I closed my eyes or I'd be blind) let out a scream. I can't remember the pain but my hand healed near perfect, had too go to the doctors every morning for weeks.
TheBaneofSputnik 07.15.10	One time I was doing my high wire act above NY city and fell down on top of a 76 year old drag queen.
Yazz_Flute 07.15.10	I've zipped the tip of my penis before.
Fugue 07.15.10	Was playing football (soccer) and fuck know what was going on in my head but I must have been daydreaming. All I remember is seeing the ball come towards me in slow motion, me sticking my foot out a good 18 inches above where the ball actually was and plant my foot badly when i missed the ball. Thats when my knee dislocated and I fell in a heap on the ground only to be ploughed in the back by some dude who was trying to tackle me.
TheBaneofSputnik 07.15.10	I got you beat. This one time in the 80's when I was going to prom with this chick that was so far outta my league, I got not only my dick stuck in the zipper, but also my sac. When the authorities came to help me out, they ripped a hole in my sac! Her black dad was laughing at me, hell, even her retarded brother was laughing at me, yelling, "He was masturbating!" the whole entire time. Then I went to Miami and met her about 12 years later, and had to fight with Brett Favre for her.
porch 07.15.10	That time I fell off a slide while t-boning Maniacs mother and my foreskin got ripped off
Jethro42 07.15.10	I almost died twice. -Snowmobile accident: I lost control and struck a tree. I had severe injuries to both legs. Open wounds to the bone. One of my cousin who preceded me has turned back to rescue me. -Failed dive into a pool in the shallow side of the family swimming pool. I have often repeated this kind of dive (run- and-dive), except this time there, the safety line was installed, and I decided to dive under the cable rather than over... I broke my nose, ouch.
TheBaneofSputnik 07.15.10	I walk around with my penis hanging out halfway through the middle of the zipper. Trust me, it hurt pretty bad getting that zipper all the way to to the top.
Fugue 07.15.10	"We've got a bleeder"
East Hastings 07.15.10	when i was like 6 years old, someone pushed me off some playground equipment. my foot caught on a bar and i fell forward onto my arms and broke two bones in both of them
hotcheetofan 07.15.10	i had my thumb snapped backwards one time. the shit hurts
Banion 07.15.10	Me and my friend were in cosco and I was looking at our list when she ran up from beind and boxed me. Not an accident but it hurt like a mother.
DoubtGin 07.15.10	when I was three years old (fuck yes), I was riding my tricycle in the bathroom but somehow decided to stand on it (if that makes sense).. I obviously fell, hitting the hard ground with my head.. the scar can still be seen in school several years ago, while wanting to moving towards my seat, I stumbled and hit the angle of the table with my front teeth.. didnt hurt but I was pretty shocked ;o one month ago, while preparing for school, I hit the key box with my head and there was blood... alot of it
Banion 07.15.10	Oh when I was like 8 I got my finger stuck in an elevator door.
ilikeforests 07.15.10	i fell out of my friends van at about 60 km/h and landed on the left side of my face. i think it permanently fucked up my cheek bone and i have a very red blotch permanently on my face. i looked badass at school though
TheBaneofSputnik 07.15.10	I cut my sac on a serated knife as I wrapped plastic wrap around my mouth and nose. Oh, you said accident?
OpethFreak 07.15.10	This one time, i fell and scratched my arm, and had a bubu =P
Satellite 07.15.10	I took a pitch off my knee and fractured my patella in the regional finals my senior year. Shitty way to end my baseball career. I also broke my wrist snowboarding and I've got a pretty badass scar between my eyes from taking a hockey stick to the face.
acorncheese 07.15.10	Most painful: having my broken arm reset.
Hyperion1001 07.15.10	I was at a water park lake thing in my town once when i was younger, and was climbing up the high diving board. The rungs were pretty slick so when i got to the last step, i slipped and fell, somehow managing to flip over. It was like 15-20 feet high so when turned over i landed on the concrete with my chin, smashed the chin bone, dislocated my jaw, and almost knocked myself out. The diving board there is now 5 feet shorter because of that little incident.
killrobotmusic 07.15.10	Pick your favorite: Split my finger deep cleaning a meat slicer at my old work, 13 stitches in my thumb. Broke my radius in half snowboarding in Vermont, had to get a titanium plate permanently inserted over the bone. Got thrown off my longboard doing at least 25mph down a hill and smashed my head open, 5 staples in my head.
Yazz_Flute 07.15.10	I got scratched by a kitty when I was like 4ish and still have the scar on my forehead.
Mainhonour 07.15.10	when i was 10 i was running after some boys who had taken my scarf. The schools playground had like these big rocks to be all natural or what ever. It was winter so they were slippery. I slipped and fell HARD, all my weight hitting my tailbone. Needless to say I could not sit down for some time.
couldwinarabbit 07.16.10	football (soccer) last year. I was getting tackled from behind. The guy took me out but in the process took himself out, on me. He was one of those guys who isn't good at football, just really big. I'm one of those guys who's tall and thin. So I had my 145lbs and his 250lbs land on my right collarbone. Ya, completely demolished it. 5 different breaks, 2inches of bone in the middle was pulverized. I of course didn't know this at the time and, I swear on Thom Yorke's eye, played the last 5 minutes to the half. Then finally when I got to the hospital I was just assessed as having a broken collarbone which while painful is a mid level injury. So I sat in the E.R with no painkillers for 3 hours. When the doctor finally got to me, He said I had experienced "the pain of childbirth 10x for the past 3 hours." And that is the story of how my bump on my right shoulder gets me laid.
PayneTiger777 07.16.10	I woke up one morning and I wasn't able to move my neck. I don't know how it happened, maybe I slept in a weird position lol, but I couldn't move it in any direction. It was probably the most painful thing I've ever been through. Also, a few of my friends and I invented this game called racket roulette when one person stands on a log and two others throw a racket at them trying to see who can knock him off first. Well I was the one who got hit straight in the head with a racket. Another time I fell flat on my back after slipping on ice. That doesn't feel good at all.
Deviant. 07.16.10	"I have drowned twice. That's fucking painful. Thus I stay far away from bodies of water. " You'd be dead dude Broke my leg in a car crash. No other excuse except speed and alchohol (I wasn't driving though)
tinkrbel 07.16.10	worst so far: "Tearing my ACL and dislocating my knee at the same time. I shredded my ACL and then my knee cap ended up on the backside of my knee." dumbest so far: "Me and my friend were in cosco and I was looking at our list when she ran up from beind and boxed me." huh? funniest so far: "This one time, i fell and scratched my arm, and had a bubu =P"
Deviant. 07.16.10	Thanks for keeping track Tink
Dogget 07.16.10	Fell down the stairs. Really fucking hurt. Kind of lucky injury wise (touch wood)
PayneTiger777 07.16.10	Bulldog's sounds pretty nasty.
tinkrbel 07.16.10	anytime Deviant this was fun 2 read
couldwinarabbit 07.16.10	I'd pretend this happened to me, but I was their when it happened and it was far to painfully to pretend. A guy on my team is a spectacular football (soccer) player. This year he was on a break-away and the keep came out with the sole intention of hurting him. The Keeper did a two leg dive straight into My friend's leg. His Tibia not only broke skin, it broke through his shin guard. He tore every ligament, tendon etc in his knee. This happened in May, he still can't walk and isn't expected to make a full recovery for 2-3 years.
hotcheetofan 07.16.10	someond broke my heart. 8_(
somberlain 07.16.10	I fell about 8 ft onto a concrete floor head and shoulder first. The good part? I don't remember it and I didn't come to my senses until the next day The bad part? Broken collarbone and a severe concussion that haunted me for months
NEVERfade 07.16.10	ouch, that would hurt like f***
Emim 07.16.10	I feel bad that reading this was the highlight of my day. My worst was when I was down at a tide pool with my bro and cousins, and a huge wave started coming in. We took off like hell, and well, let me put it this way: Wet (yet sharp) rocks + running like hell + more wet (yet sharp) rocks = one shredded knee dipped in saltwater for added pain. I then got to sit on a huge root while blood is sheeting off my leg while we wait for my uncle, who doesn't even notice that my entire leg is red.
botb 07.16.10	broken collarbone.
Relinquished 07.16.10	I suffered too much in my short life. - Had one bot fly maggot inside my leg (similar to this guy that I saw on tv) for about four days. - Died in a car accident involving five cars. Caught on tape too. - Drowned in the ocean, somehow washed up to shore, resuscitated back to life. - Been stabbed three times by a mugger - Got shot - Fell from a three story building, miraculously only breaking five ribs and my left arm and a concussion. Had to do extensive therapy for my arm and surgery. - I have a small metal plate in my skull, got hit hard by a crowbar or something I can't remember. - Almost got killed by lava, an alligator, blazing fire, electrocution
cvlts 07.16.10	been hit wit a few shells but i dont walk wit a limp.
Zip 07.18.10	One time I was playing tag with my friends when I was around... 10-11 and I wasn't payign attention to where I was running and I ran straight into one of the wooden tree supports that was holding up one of the young trees in my front yeard. I split the support in half with my face and the lower half nailed me right in the crotch. In retrospect it was fucking hilarious. I had a huge bloody hole the size of a nickel in my forehead that whole day.