InFiction: Don't You Hate It When...

InFiction 09.10.10	Fuck.
Dryden 09.10.10	should have learned
WhiteWallStargazers 09.10.10	isn't that why you find that out before you waste your time liking her?
foreverendeared 09.10.10	sucks bro
MoosechriS 09.10.10	in situations like this i was once glad to discover the joys of internet porn. Only a few years later i realised i hadn't seen the outside world for quite some time. And i also noticed that the heat and energy created by my home built masturbation furnace was enough to power half of England. True Story.
Apollo 09.10.10	some good albums here but seriously stfu and grow a pair
foreverendeared 09.10.10	i wonder what the best fertilizer for growing "a pair" is
InFiction 09.10.10	How can I masturbate if I don't already have a pair, Apollo?
Sheeple9000 09.10.10	This is why you should do some stalking first before you start liking a girl... wiretapping and sneaking into her place to install hidden cameras are not bad options as well.
foreverendeared 09.10.10	sheeple knows whats up
jingledeath 09.10.10	how could she do such a thing beat her up and then kill her family and then kill the guy and his family go apeshit on the world brotha you dont need this shitt
foreverendeared 09.10.10	lulz
Sheeple9000 09.10.10	Does this girl have a grandma? You need to teach her a lesson and have REVENGE SEX with her grandma. On tape. Hawt.
Apollo 09.10.10	lmao I'm just being a dick bro. You seem young, I miss the days when my biggest problem was finding out a girl I liked had a boyfriend instead of paying the rent, bills, a wife and massive traffic tickets
InFiction 09.10.10	Ha ha, all good man. I'm not extremely young, I turn 18 in less than two months. But sorry to hear about yours, makes me want to stay young forever.
Apollo 09.10.10	Being young is where it's at. 18-21 were the best years of my life.
MoosechriS 09.10.10	lol trust me dude apollo is right. Stay young for as long as you can. Me and my missus are currently enjoying the many trapdoors of trying to buy our first home. Which in england is a pain in the ass, since you need a minimum of £12000 just for a deposit to be even considered for a mortgage.
TheAngstyVirgin 09.10.10	I hated it when I was trying to hook up with this girl from California, and I found out she had a boyfriend. Then came the issuance of the restraining order, followed by several visits from the police. Tell me, when is it illegal to spy on someone through their bedroom window with binoculars? They weren't even good binoculars! C'est la vie. Thanks Scarlett Johannson.
TheAngstyVirgin 09.10.10	Really? Even if they leave their window shades open and the decide to undress in front of it?
BallsToTheWall 09.10.10	Every girl I meet ends up being a whore so..........
TheAngstyVirgin 09.10.10	I'd get tired of paying them, too, Balls
SoapySoap 09.10.10	You know what's worse? When you're having your way with them, and they decide to tell you they are in a relationship midway. It kills the mood, and there's a chance that some dolt is gonna come after you. WTF?!
McCopper 09.10.10	"I'm gonna go listen to Jane Doe and wank forever" You go do that kid.
TheAngstyVirgin 09.10.10	The last time I was out looking for my bi-monthly rape victim, I found out that girls don't like rape. What the shit is that?
BallsToTheWall 09.10.10	Paying for services would actually take away all the stress, and essentially you would end up paying the same if she was your girlfriend. Not a bad idea man.
TheAngstyVirgin 09.10.10	Give an escort service a call. Ask for a Britney or a Jenna. Those are names that usually put out for less.
Sheeple9000 09.10.10	3 will always be second best to Ambulance.
TheAngstyVirgin 09.10.10	That's a good idea mewcopa. Instead of calling it rape, I'll call it surprise sex. I'll dress up in my tighty whities and follow her for hours on end until she enters a dark alley!
InFiction 09.10.10	^ Now there's a plan.
Adash 09.10.10	Fuck this, I'm gonna go listen to Jane Doe and wank forever. I thought that was Sputnik rule number 1 and like you said, its not rape if you shout surprise