TheAnalyzer
11.19.10 | KILL is the first Sputniker profiled, congrats KILL |
accompliceofmydeath
11.19.10 | Neato. |
JWT155
11.19.10 | You should make your next alt "ThePenetrator" and pick Rosa. |
omnipanzer
11.19.10 | cool profile |
Inveigh
11.19.10 | this is awesome
who's next? |
bloc
11.19.10 | This is cool, nice work. |
AngelofDeath
11.19.10 | You've overlooked his glaringly obvious taste for prog and hip-hop... |
Inveigh
11.19.10 | "KILL should branch out more outside of thrash metal, Rush, and the occasional hip-hop thread." |
JWT155
11.19.10 | Bam! |
MeatCurtains
11.19.10 | This could get interesting.... |
Foxhound
11.19.10 | me next |
AngelofDeath
11.19.10 | Lol. Still. |
Sowing
11.19.10 | actually do me next |
Inveigh
11.19.10 | "He rarely stretches outside of saying stuff like "HOLY SHIT THIS FUCKING SHREDS" on metal threads, and posting "LOL" on non metal threads, "
^this made me lol
it's also why KILL is awesome |
TheAnalyzer
11.19.10 | TheAnalyzer anticipates multiple requests for profiles. Rest assured, TheAnalyzer will eventually get to you if you impress him or if he knows you or if you are relevant. |
Fugue
11.19.10 | TheAnalyzer is analyzing. List made me lol. |
MindTrain
11.19.10 | Kill reminds me so much of myself when I was a 15-year-old. I wonder what he'll be like at 16 or even 17 1/2 |
americanmusicmachine
11.19.10 | someone get me SherlockHolmes I wanna know who this TheAnalyzer is pronto! |
Inveigh
11.19.10 | ^it was SherlockAlts, get it right! |
Willie
11.19.10 | Not bad. I expected a ton of shit talking. |
Nagrarok
11.19.10 | I thought this was going to be another troll
but this is pretty good, let the sequels come |
Slum
11.19.10 | Awesome. |
MindTrain
11.19.10 | "That's what she said btw."
OMFG LOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL |
KILL
11.19.10 | what the |
Nagrarok
11.19.10 | KILL you got a 7.9, you should be happy |
porch
11.19.10 | KILL rules |
Counterfeit
11.19.10 | lol |
Sowing
11.19.10 | he hasn't answered yet so obviously not |
TheAnalyzer
11.19.10 | TheAnalyzer assures KILL that a 7.9 is a high score. The Analyzier is a tough grader. |
Counterfeit
11.19.10 | ill get like a 5 |
Pyosisified
11.19.10 | mj is overrated |
jingledeath
11.19.10 | KILL has no weaknesses what is this |
KILL
11.19.10 | when i say bands are not metal enough i'm usually not being serious btw its all in good nature bros stay thrash |
AngelofDeath
11.19.10 | gon thrash |
MindTrain
11.19.10 | "stay thrash"...
...
What the fuck is this supposed to mean anyway? |
BigHans
11.19.10 | lol. KILL rules [2]. |
KILL
11.19.10 | it means you suck |
Pyosisified
11.19.10 | BAM |
Crysis
11.19.10 | posting in a thread about KILL |
KILL
11.19.10 | right in the gonk |
MindTrain
11.19.10 | Keep telling your thrash buddies that then. |
Crysis
11.19.10 | oh and the lack of Death mentions is disappointing. |
porch
11.19.10 | stay meshuggah |
RiversCuomo
11.19.10 | Fuck I hope this never happens to me. |
MindTrain
11.19.10 | Nobody needs to say "stay Meshuggah" or "stay electronica" or "stay progressive rock".
I guess thrash is so bad that people just drop the genre altogether all the time? |
Strider
11.19.10 | nice ! who's behind this? would sure like to get analyzed lol |
RiversCuomo
11.19.10 | no you wouldnt |
KILL
11.19.10 | stay rush |
Strider
11.19.10 | "no you wouldnt"
of course I would, even if it's bad I don't care, it'll be a good laugh |
AngelofDeath
11.19.10 | Stay tight so you can make my bell feel right. |
McCopper
11.19.10 | I'd like that too but I suppose I haven't been here long enough for this. |
BallsToTheWall
11.19.10 | stay golden pony boy. |
Terrifyer
11.19.10 | haha
"lol Metallica"
i say that not KILL :/ |
Ovrot
11.19.10 | Do me next
but yeah, KILL rules |
illmitch
11.19.10 | kill is awesome i remember when he first started posting and got banned on like 20 accounts |
RiversCuomo
11.19.10 | obviously he's not going to analyze anyone that asks for it |
BigHans
11.19.10 | Gon Thrash so fucking hard |
BeardedIdiot
11.19.10 | Gon Thrash so fucking hard [123] |
Jesuslaves
11.19.10 | MindTrain reminds me so much of myself when I was a 13-year-old. |
Motiv3
11.19.10 | pretty cool idea |
tiesthatbind
11.19.10 | not enough thrash |
MindTrain
11.19.10 | "MindTrain reminds me so much of myself when I was a 13-year-old."
You wish |
Winsomniac
11.19.10 | Ooooh ooh ooh me next me next! |
Apollo
11.19.10 | I laughed so fucking hard hahaha
good job, first funny alt in a long time. Can't wait for the next one |
PuddlesPuddles
11.19.10 | Stay thrashy, San Diego? |
theacademy
11.19.10 | KILL rating: 4.25/5 |
Inveigh
11.19.10 | "Stay thrashy, San Diego" --- nice |
KILL
11.19.10 | rush! |
Emim
11.19.10 | tee hee |
Jesuslaves
11.19.10 | having so much trouble finding a good quality version of 1 that isn't remastered. |
SlightlyEpic
11.19.10 | stay thrush |
Winsomniac
11.19.10 | SlightlyThrush. |
Gyromania
11.19.10 | do one of these for me |
ffs
11.19.10 | KILL urself |
Relinquished
11.19.10 | stay meshuggah |
climactic
11.19.10 | rush |
BigHans
11.19.10 | list made we fuckin Thrash today |
Oceanus
11.19.10 | This is sweet. |
KILL
11.19.10 | what did you thrash to hans |
BigHans
11.19.10 | Annihilator and Metallica |
KILL
11.19.10 | m/ |
ConsiderPhlebas
11.19.10 | I want you to do me. |
KILL
11.19.10 | do you like rush |
MindTrain
11.19.10 | Rush is excellent. So is old Yes |
WhiteNoise
12.21.10 | KILL is the fkn MAN! |
ShadowRemains
12.21.10 | ^ |
BigHans
07.07.11 | KILL
M/ |
omnipanzer
07.07.11 | Classic Analyzer |
Apollo
07.07.11 | this list rules so hard
TheAnalyzer was a great idea Hans |
omnipanzer
07.07.11 | /nod |
MoosechriS
07.07.11 | Bring back the analyzer!!!! by satans red ass bring him back M/ |
MO
07.07.11 | Memories right here. This was around the time I started paying alot more attention to the users and users of old. This shit made me laugh. |
R6Rider
07.07.11 | "Gon keep THRASHING SO FUCKING HARD BRO."
All I gotta say about this. |
BigHans
07.07.11 | ah memories. Cant bring it back, it was a nice short run that ran its course. Maybe someday Ill be inspired and just come up with something out of the blue. |
omnipanzer
07.07.11 | Yah, I agree Hans best to start fresh. At least it ended with people wanting more. |
BigHans
07.07.11 | yeah. Kind of funny the whole thing happened on a whim I was chatting with Inviegh one day and was like dude I should make fun of KILL hes really thrashing hard today and it just took off from there. |
MO
07.07.11 | Inveigh hasn't been around too much lately. |
WeepingBanana
07.07.11 | srsly bring it back dude. why not? |
BigHans
07.07.11 | Comebacks are never as good as the first go round, weeping. |
WeepingBanana
07.07.11 | well that's kind of up to the author isn't it? |
WeepingBanana
07.07.11 | I JUST REALLY WANNA BE ANALYZED
tee hee |
Jesuslaves
07.07.11 | hey guize im thrashing
i was already analized |
Winsomniac
07.07.11 | I, too, was analyzed.
It felt so wrong, but it felt so good. |
Acanthus
07.07.11 | Really liked reading this. |
TheAnalyzer
08.05.11 | Where is KILL today |
BigHans
08.05.11 | KILL |
omnipanzer
08.05.11 | KILL |
BigHans
08.05.11 | KILL
11.19.10
[Report this Post] what did you thrash to hans
BigHans
11.19.10
[ Edit ] Annihilator and Metallica
KILL
11.19.10
[Report this Post] m/
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KILL
08.05.11 | yo |
BigHans
11.01.11 | m/ |
porch
11.01.11 | KILL rules |
BigHans
11.01.11 | remind me to log in as the Analyzer and change the score on this to 10.0 |
KILL
11.01.11 | lol m/ |
MO
12.05.13 | bump because 2 years is far too long |
Spec
12.05.13 | Yeah. Needz moar analyzer. |
climactic
12.05.13 | lol i remember this shit |
Relinquished
12.05.13 | "Nobody needs to say "stay Meshuggah""
disagree HARD |
MO
12.05.13 | seriously |
oltnabrick
12.05.13 | dam this was when i first made this account. i membr dis |
Relinquished
12.05.13 | don't even have to say it to you cuz you are 24/7 |
TheSlenderMan
12.05.13 | M/ |
DominionMM1
12.05.13 | rip hans |
Relinquished
12.05.13 | another one succumbed to LIFE |
InbredJed
12.05.13 | stay DEI |
BMFD4567
12.05.13 | stay periphery |
Relinquished
12.05.13 | both of you reported |
climactic
12.05.13 | blasts of queef |
InbredJed
12.05.13 | reported for "DEI or die"!?
that'll be the day |
Relinquished
12.05.13 | reported again for not even doing it right |
InbredJed
12.05.13 | facepalm...
DEI or DIE / / / |
Winsomniac
12.05.13 | RIP Hans biggest dick/best chili in sputnik |
InbredJed
12.05.13 | Hans sightings have always been chill for me so far |
Wadlez
12.05.13 | List rules. |
climactic
02.12.14 | Famous For: having over 10k comments |
BigHans
02.12.14 | lol, that was a big deal back then. |
KILL
02.12.14 | dude why did you never do a sonic 1 |
BigHans
02.12.14 | I dont know man, I didnt jam that much with him when I was writing these. |
climactic
02.12.14 | never did maniac either |
BigHans
02.12.14 | I didnt do maniac cause it would have given away my identity, which I was trying to hide at the time. |
KILL
02.12.14 | lol maniac is a bitch |
mandan
02.12.14 | Lol, cool list. |
BMDrummer
08.28.14 | that site ranking feature should come back |
Supercoolguy64
08.28.14 | lol |
emester
08.28.14 | "known for over 10k comments"
...
|
ChoccyPhilly
08.28.14 | 60k comments in 4 years, fucking hell |
Satellite
02.03.17 | this one's good too bumpity bump |
DominionMM1
02.03.17 | nice bump satty |
Deathconscious
02.03.17 | back when there were good alts. |
Dewinged
02.03.17 | KILL is a fucking demigod, I don't think he has a physical body anymore. |
Snake.
02.03.17 | no demigod is demigod |
Satellite
02.03.17 | kill has a physical body but legend holds that it's mostly a mr. house from new vegas situation. he's definitely more machine than man at this point. |
MO
02.03.17 | hans was king at keeping the sput together, sigh good times |
DominionMM1
02.03.17 | "he's definitely more machine than man at this point."
sustained on bone crushing riffs, spine tingling solos and pepsi
lots and lots of pepsi |
Satellite
02.03.17 | pepsi and riffs are administered intravenously via a vast network of amps, vats and tubes. |
Hawks
06.13.19 | Sup? |
sixdegrees
06.13.19 | surprised no one has done anything like this in a while, like sput user reviews |
Papa Universe
06.13.19 | this needs to come back, but then again there aren't a lot of titan users anymore |
Papa Universe
06.13.19 | "surprised no one has done anything like this in a while, like sput user reviews"
they did, but mostly as a one-off thread. like that Potsy's old users ranking he later deleted |
Hawks
06.13.19 | Hans and Inveigh struck gold with this. |
butt.
06.13.19 | "Famous For: Being the Sputnik THRASH authority" can we agree that this is now strikeofthebeast? |
BigHans
06.13.19 | Lol I still remember the day Inveigh and I created this beast |
Hawks
06.13.19 | I love Strike but Kill will always hold that title. |
zakalwe
06.13.19 | KILL was, is and will forever remain the best.
Definitely approaching at least his mid 40s now I reckon and saving up for a mail order bride though. |
Hawks
06.13.19 | Hope all is well with him for sure. Fuckin loved Kill, wish he was still around. |
BigHans
06.13.19 | No shit I legit wonder if he's alive |
Hawks
06.13.19 | Oh he’s alive. Somewhere thrashing it up. m/ |
butt.
06.13.19 | Stay thrash m/ |
BigHans
06.13.19 | Hawks did you ever read the Analyzers one review? I was mocking the fanboyism of Opeth on the site back in the day |
butt.
06.13.19 | I remember last year someone anonymous was doing user spotlights. It was a series of like 6 and each one had a blurb about 5-10 different users. Anybody remember?? |
pjquinones747
06.13.19 | this was just before my time. someone should do these again. |
garas
06.13.19 | Wow, I never heard about these profile reviews. Seems fun. |
butt.
06.13.19 | yeah someone should def take the helm and start it back up |
sixdegrees
06.13.19 | or maybe something like fripp's user interviews that were posted on the staff blog for a while |
butt.
06.13.19 | those were cool too |
anarchistfish
06.13.19 | "KILL is likeable and rarely gets invovled in heated arguments, often choosing to take the comediac way out instead of violently arguing with other"
what lmao this guy was a savage |
anarchistfish
06.13.19 | u can do both u know |
anarchistfish
06.13.19 | oh right this is 2010 when that counted as being nice
|
Hawks
06.13.19 | This place really was ruthless back in the day lol. |
anarchistfish
06.13.19 | my first post was like slipknot ranked so yh u don't have to remind me |
BigHans
06.13.19 | I mean this was a time when I was conversing with Pit for hours a day on here, so KILL was tame in comparison. He also didn't get baited into arguments like Progmaster. KILL would just call someone a fag or just say lol and move on. |
BigHans
06.13.19 | Back in this time, the site literally went to war over CTTS - As the Roots Undo. It was hilarious. |
Hawks
06.13.19 | So classic lmao. |
anarchistfish
06.13.19 | i still have nightmares over Pit |
anarchistfish
06.13.19 | and CTTS for that fact |
SymbolicInTime
06.13.19 | 2019 current users edition when |
BigHans
06.13.19 | As the Roots Undo is still one of the worst albums ever made. I wrote a 1 star review of it involving Drew Spaz getting violated by an old man at a campfire, needless to say, it got taken down. |
Pikazilla
06.13.19 | Thrash livez |
Hawks
06.13.19 | Damn Hans that’s one of my fav albums ever. |
anarchistfish
06.13.19 | i mean it doesn't rly surprise me that no one talks about that album anymore |
butt.
06.13.19 | wow he rated albums as recently as December. Not too far gone. maybe a chance he'll return someday? |
sixdegrees
06.13.19 | nah he's done |
butt.
06.13.19 | How you know tho? |
sixdegrees
06.13.19 | cant reveal my sources i'm afraid |
