TheAnalyzer
11.23.10 | TheAnalyzer suspects many will not agree with his score. |
KILL3
11.23.10 | hes a cool dude |
americanmusicmachine
11.23.10 | I like him too and really enjoyed his kiss run of reviews. plus if kiss is rivers cuomo's fav band then i gotta at least respect 'em. |
Sowing
11.23.10 | hes a cool dude [2]
but yeah id like to see him review something new & relevant for once |
Willie
11.23.10 | I never really understood the hate. He reviews albums that most would consider crap and has a few questionable social skill quirks... it's the internet... |
BigHans
11.23.10 | Yeah he does get way too much shit. Although he is so very very wrong about Back in Black. |
Counterfeit
11.23.10 | i dont hate him. but its probs cuz 80% of everything he reviews is garbage and pointless.
Bret Michaels discog, really? |
Spec
11.23.10 | I like his reviews. |
Satellite
11.23.10 | He's WAY better than the people who feel the need to review ADTR or Underoath despite the fact that there's already dozens of reviews. |
Inveigh
11.23.10 | He's WAY better than the people who feel the need to review ADTR or Underoath despite the fact that there's already dozens of reviews. [2]
I mean, maybe he could choose different/better albums/bands, but at least he's doing stuff that doesn't already have a review, gotta give props for that. Plus he's a pretty cool dude.
Glad this was as mean-spirited as I expected. Some parts were pretty funny too. Whoever's alt this is, keep it up. |
Ovrot
11.23.10 | When is it my turn analyzer? |
AngelofDeath
11.23.10 | Another good read.
"ReturnToRock is quite famous for his KISS discography, which while is admirable in nature due to the sheer scope of the project, everyone knows KISS totally sucks ass and it can be viewed as pretty much a giant waste of time."
This brought the lol. |
Slum
11.23.10 | Oh yes the guy who did the KISS discography, cool dude. |
Spec
11.23.10 | Anyone who does the KISS discography obviously rules. |
Nagrarok
11.23.10 | His opinion can be a little strong, and obviously he's reviewed some absolute garbage, but he's a good writer. |
Curse.
11.23.10 | he is alright, although each day when i saw that fucking Kiss review lurking I would beat my head off the keyboard |
ReturnToRock
11.23.10 | Very good analysis! I agree with nearly everything.
As for the shit albums, I KNEW the KISS discog would mostly be shit. I just wanted to understand why these guys were so revered.
RE: Comical reviews and bickering, I did tone it down in recent times. I usually save the comicity for landmark reviews (although number 300 might stray from the norm) in order to have some sort of impact. And whenever I complain about a trollneg it's usually in comical fashion (yeah, 'cause I get trollnegs 'cause I'm THAT important!)
RE: Shitty tastes, agreed. I don't hide the fact that I'm a major glam-rock buff.
All in all, fair review, and I don't think it was mean-spirited at all! Great choice in albums for each section too, although Nevermind should have been first, RtL second and Dookie third :) |
ReturnToRock
11.23.10 | Oh yeah, and Back In Black is still incredibly mediocre. |
Ovrot
11.23.10 | Also agreed |
fr33convict
11.23.10 | I would ask for you to do me next but you would have to give me a 1 for sucking too much. |
ReturnToRock
11.23.10 | Are you agreeing with me or The Analyzer? |
Ovrot
11.23.10 | With you |
Waior
11.23.10 | I enjoy this. |
fr33convict
11.23.10 | Yep. |
FromDaHood
11.23.10 | How's it possible that this guy has more reviews than album ratings? |
Willie
11.23.10 | Because review ratings don't get included in your album ratings. It's weird. If you want them to be included in both, you have to rate the album before you review it (or delete your rating and re-rate it after you've reviewed it). Weird glitch. |
BigHans
11.23.10 | Weird, I've never noticed that. |
omnipanzer
11.23.10 | "everyone knows KISS totally sucks ass"
its funny because its true. |
BigHans
11.23.10 | back in black rules [2]
And Kiss might suck overall, but their debut S/T and Destroyer slay pretty hard. |
alachlahol
11.23.10 | jesus tittyfucking christ 272 reviews |
alachlahol
11.23.10 | thats a lot |
omnipanzer
11.23.10 | ^agreed |
Nagrarok
11.23.10 | 'Because review ratings don't get included in your album ratings. It's weird. If you want them to be included in both, you have to rate the album before you review it (or delete your rating and re-rate it after you've reviewed it). Weird glitch.'
That's strange, because I recall putting up a review for something I hadn't rated yet more than often enough, and it was always rated along with the review. |
alachlahol
11.23.10 | jesus tittyfucking christ thats crazy |
ReturnToRock
11.23.10 | 273! :) |
TheSpirit
11.23.10 | I want one nextttt |
deathofasalesman
11.23.10 | This is pretty cool. |
Willie
11.23.10 | That glitch may have eventually been fixed. The other scenario is that he asked for his ratings to be deleted. |
whywontyoudie
11.23.10 | do Josh D. |
TheAnalyzer
11.23.10 | The Analyzer will return again tomorrow. The Analyzer is considering doing a profile on these potential users tomorow: Qwe3, Porch, and BallsToTheWall. |
whywontyoudie
11.23.10 | out of those 3, do Qwe. |
Counterfeit
11.23.10 | omfg do me do me do me do me |
RubberDucky
11.23.10 | that's what she said |
TheAnalyzer
11.23.10 | ah yes, RubberDucky, one of the Analyzer's mentors. The Analyzer has been influenced highly by your works as well as Tinkrbell's. The Analyzer considers you a forefather in relation to the type of work he specializes in. |
RubberDucky
11.23.10 | well let me be the first to say then that the student has become the master |
Counterfeit
11.23.10 | rubberseason is a joke.
he wishes he could be link tink.
JK LUV U BRO |
RubberDucky
11.23.10 | ahem, that's MR. ducky to you sir |
Counterfeit
11.23.10 | sorry mister ducky.
can i go out back and smoke a cig? |
BigTuna
11.23.10 | these profiles are fun |
lukasmojolukas
11.24.10 | please review me next. even though I dont write reviews. |
couldwinarabbit
11.24.10 | "Qwe3, Porch, and BallsToTheWall."...yes that is going to be so awesome.
So this is bailiar right? |
RiversCuomo
11.24.10 | this was fun. |
somberlain
11.24.10 | "RubberDucky, one of the Analyzer's mentors. The Analyzer has been influenced highly by your works as well as Tinkrbell's."
seems like you've learned well, looking forward to more |
Kiran
11.24.10 | this is a gimmick i can get behind |
tombits
11.24.10 | do me l0l |
cvlts
11.24.10 | The Analyzer is funny and kinda scary. sweet. drunk. |
tombits
11.24.10 | you must be the most intelligent man alive if you find this amusing WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK. |
Nervous Sad Poor
11.24.10 | he sux |
Oceanus
11.24.10 | amberlin |
qwe3
11.25.10 | "
Weaknesses: It would be unfair of the Analyzer to say that Pedro is the only reviewer with questionable music taste and choices for reviews, but ReturnToRock seems to lack any sort of self-awareness that his reviews are usually met with a high level of disdain beacuse he chooses horrendously shitty albums to review. ReturnToRock is quite famous for his KISS discography, which while is admirable in nature due to the sheer scope of the project, everyone knows KISS totally sucks ass and it can be viewed as pretty much a giant waste of time. ReturnToRock also fancies himself a comedian by reviewing Frank Stallone and Vanilla Ice albums, but he is better served when not trying to be funny. Lately, ReturnToRock has reviewed a cavalcade of albums that even hard rock genre purists have never heard of, meaning he is probably wasting even more time, unless it gives him a great deal of satisfaction to be the brunt of the joke at times."
this made me laugh so fucking hard |
seifer
11.25.10 | damn i'm taking a liking to the analyzer |
