TheAnalyzer: Sputnik Profiles: Emim

TheAnalyzer 12.10.10	As always, the Analyzer thanks you all for your patronage, and wishes you all a good weekend, and hopes the user Emim has a rewarding time at Church on Sunday morning.
Hawks 12.10.10	God dammit I want one done of me lol.
Maniac! 12.10.10	The Analyzer believes that the user Emim should try to make more friends besides Bloc and Baphomet, and should stop getting jealous of Maniac/Baphomet's pseudo love affair. I laughed so hard
omnipanzer 12.10.10	lol, good one
Winsomniac 12.10.10	The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Emim.
Fugue 12.10.10	"pseudo homo erotic love partner, the user Baphomet." Baph... how could you???
Athom 12.10.10	mim's from cali? fuck now i gotta move.
omnipanzer 12.10.10	#2 is the suck... seriously.
alachlahol 12.10.10	definitely not a vital part of the sputnik community
DGTLPRTY 12.10.10	2 made me laugh
alachlahol 12.10.10	lol Cradle of Filth
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	I like how The Analyzer can't analyze proper spelling. It's "epitome," not "optime."
alachlahol 12.10.10	666 XHAILXSATANX 666
emmy 12.10.10	TheAnalyzer seems to have trouble with words that have "ng" in them
Winsomniac 12.10.10	Some huttburt ITT.
porch 12.10.10	lets be honest does emim actually do anything other than spam unfunny pictures everywhere
alachlahol 12.10.10	i never even notice him posting probably due to his christian tendencies
Winsomniac 12.10.10	'XHAILXSATANX' All hail sxe Satan.
dixoncocks 12.10.10	i love orange tang.
Emim 12.10.10	lol, where to start... Well, to start, my mom passed away last July and I have never awoken to her (or anyone for the matter) singing hymns. Idk, my internet persona is basically the same as my irl one, although obviously censored depending on company. I do go to church every Sunday and play drums for the band every other week. I am a leader at the youth group, and hot damn, I wish we had a campfire. Also, there are quite a few Christians on here; you just have to know where to look. As for my "pseudo homo erotic love partner", dude, you have no idea. And I do have more friends than just bloc and baph, I have...you know....well, ties. In any case, thank you for your kind words and criticisms. Gonna go bust some punks and flex in front of my full-length mirror. MIMSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
alachlahol 12.10.10	what's really ironic is this mentioning of his gay relationship with Baphomet who is in fact a pagan deity of Satan
Emim 12.10.10	I revel in the irony of myself.
omnipanzer 12.10.10	hmmmmmmm, cowinkydink... I think not.
TheAnalyzer 12.10.10	The Analyzer has removed the stuff about Mimsy's mother as he was unaware of her passing. The Analyzer apologizes for this.
KILL 12.10.10	swell chap
fr33convict 12.10.10	Lack of mentioning me in the homo erotic part is a horrible oversitement I hope you can correct, Mr. Analyzer.
Emim 12.10.10	Ha ha, that wasn't necessary, but thank you nonetheless.
Inveigh 12.10.10	good stuff, definitely lol'd at some parts Mimsy's awesome, should've scored him higher
Josh D. 12.10.10	"The Analyzer sees Emim as being the leader of Sputnik's "God Squad," standing tall for Christianity in the face of overwhelming Satanism, even if he is the only member." Ha ha. Also, you spelled "being" wrong before the word California.
bloc 12.10.10	This spot on, really good work. The nickname is awful, I agree. And I totally agree about the God Squad point, that was hilarious. Great guy and certainly one of my favourite Sputnikers.
BigHans 12.10.10	The God Squad lmfao
Emim 12.10.10	It's a safetysynyster nickname. Those things are priceless.
KILL 12.10.10	didnt know about the whole god thing lol but as the great song goes FUCK YOUR GOD NO REGARD FOR YOUR RELIGION
BigHans 12.10.10	KILL needs moar God in his life
tiesthatbind 12.10.10	He's got me too, you know! Oh okay he mentioned me. Now I can go on.
Metalstyles 12.10.10	Great list as always. Emim's a nice dude and yeah I also agree that his nickname is terrible.
Inveigh 12.10.10	I thought that was one of South Park's funnier episodes this year
tiesthatbind 12.10.10	And I don't call him mimsy either.
lukempls 12.10.10	2 made me lol so hard. i love orange tang. [2]
Josh D. 12.10.10	I just like tang.
BallsToTheWall 12.10.10	I'm starting to question The Analyzer's grading scale. Emim is a good dude, but you rank on him so much here I spewed my mead over the screen when I saw an 8.3.
KILL 12.10.10	You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice. If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice. You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill; I will choose a path that's clear I will choose freewill
klap 12.10.10	guys his nickname is from that south park episode crippled summer which is the best episode in years, get a clue
Winsomniac 12.10.10	Emiminem.
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	^Yeah, cuz everyone watches a show about 5th graders(or however old they are)who keep rehashing the same childish jokes over and over and over again. EDIT: @klap4music
KILL 12.10.10	mimsy were the borogoves
tiesthatbind 12.10.10	"KILL needs moar God in his life" Then all his comments would be "thrashin to stryper so hard right now"
AggravatedYeti 12.10.10	"who keep rehashing the same childish jokes over and over and over again." this is selling south park horrendously short pit come on.
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	Not really.
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	"guys his nickname is from that south park episode crippled summer which is the best episode in years, get a clue" That statement reminds me of Zack Galifianakis' "Pretentious Illiterate."
Winsomniac 12.10.10	Gonna have to agree with pit on that one. South Park kind of just aggravates me. I can't watch it sober.
KILL 12.10.10	someone actually knows you rock slowborisththasd
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	Explain statement please, KILL.
KILL 12.10.10	people were like its south park and its actually from that crazy poem i read in school and you knew too hell yea m/
Emim 12.10.10	I don't find South Park nearly as funny as most, but it does have its moments. "I just like tang." Seriously, who doesn't? "I didn't see anyone mention Kimm, but I would prolly put her in the god squad too" The "God Squad" is pretty huge. Not many are very overt about it though (I didn't think I was, either).
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	Or maybe, since Emim's a bit of a Bible-Thumper, he named himself after one of the tribes of Rephaim, which can be found in the book of Deuteronomy.
KILL 12.10.10	!!!!
Josh D. 12.10.10	"That statement reminds me of Zack Galifianakis' "Pretentious Illiterate."" I thought I told you, I don't know how to read.
LegendofPittman 12.10.10	Haha, I'm in the "God Squad" as well, although having a Sputnik Group for it is kind of ridiculous.
BigHans 12.10.10	whoa Pit just blew my mind there
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	PIT DROPPING KNOWLEDGE!!! BOOM, BITCH!
tiesthatbind 12.10.10	God Squad unite!
Josh D. 12.10.10	Lol.
BigHans 12.10.10	Ive seen DC Talk, Michael W Smith, and Steven Curtis Chapman LIVE so I guess I'm in the God Squad. And I also made a list called "Satan Will Fall" under an alt that promptly got banned. So yeah, I guess Im in the God Squad, as the resident black sheep.
heyadam 12.10.10	this ones great, I love these lists. And how does one apply for the God-Squad?
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	Andcas- What are the Virgins Sticking Together meetings like?
Josh D. 12.10.10	Cut off your penis, you're in!
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	"this ones great, I love these lists. And how does one apply for the God-Squad? " You need an unfathomable belief in an entity that may or may not exist.
Satellite 12.10.10	i like mims even though i think i tend to talk shit to him a lot.
fr33convict 12.10.10	God Squad ftw
Curse. 12.10.10	You talk shit to everyone Satellite
BigHans 12.10.10	And I might be the only member that has slayed miles of vagina
Curse. 12.10.10	false Hans, false.
Winsomniac 12.10.10	GenghisHans is upon us, he slays his betrayers.
heyadam 12.10.10	oh if cutting off my genitalia is all I need to do...
BigHans 12.10.10	I was married to a psycho-path who's only redeeming quality is she liked to fuck.
Josh D. 12.10.10	Sign me up.
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	Are there any eunichs in here? Andcas, did you leave?
omnipanzer 12.10.10	http://lmgtfy.com/?q=emim
Masochist 12.10.10	The Christian rock, DUH >_> ...I'm sorry.
heyadam 12.10.10	haha I don't know why "Sign me up." amused me so much.
Satellite 12.10.10	"You talk shit to everyone Satellite" hmmm not sure if this is accurate but i like to consider myself an equal opportunist.
Curse. 12.10.10	I go to church every week, fun fact
Winsomniac 12.10.10	I † Jesus.
Curse. 12.10.10	And Satty I meant it as a compliment
Satellite 12.10.10	i know you did curse. :)
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	I go to church every week, too. It's just a different church every time, and I gotta use different materials to burn it down so I don't get caught.
Josh D. 12.10.10	GIMME BACK MY SON!
Curse. 12.10.10	Satellite: one of the few friends I have on Sputnik
Josh D. 12.10.10	Hi, my name is Gary. I'm a godless heathen that enjoys a good book.
BigHans 12.10.10	Now now Pit, you just got healthy, don't fuck with the Man.
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	I'm your friend, Curse.
Maniac! 12.10.10	"I † Jesus." you slowly bleed to death whilst in agonizing pain for jesus?
Curse. 12.10.10	Pit, I am one of the few people that actually likes you. I enjoy your presence.
lukempls 12.10.10	i feel like this list should have "I'm comin' out" playing over it the entire time. ky be in the God Squad?
Wolfhorde 12.10.10	God Squad.. as in cyborg pirate ninja jesus? Why's there no Jah-Squad (the rastafari one!)? I like Jah. He makes my religion course funny as hell.
heyadam 12.10.10	"you slowly bleed to death whilst in agonizing pain for jesus?" hahaha made my day
Kimm 12.10.10	Nice analysis. Emim is pretty much awesome in my book.
Josh D. 12.10.10	Where can I get a copy of your book?
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	At your nearest Barnes & Noble dumpster.
Curse. 12.10.10	I am a firm believer in Raptor Jesus
Josh D. 12.10.10	Oh yeah, Hep.
PinkBlackberry 12.10.10	Easily one of my favorite users on Sputnik.
Masochist 12.10.10	Easily one of my favorite users on Sputnik. [2]
PinkBlackberry 12.10.10	One of Andycas, One of.
lukempls 12.10.10	"you slowly bleed to death whilst in agonizing pain for jesus?" Actually Maniac!, when someone is crucified they are eventually asphyxiated, because they have to lift themselves up when they want to breathe. so eventually they're just like "nah", and pass out.
Kimm 12.10.10	I'll mail you a copy, Josh.
Josh D. 12.10.10	Good, I'll text you my address.
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	What's going to happen when the world finally unearths Jesus' remains and they find out he didn't, in fact, rise from the dead? What's going to happen when they find out he was black?
Maniac! 12.10.10	Yeah Luke, well I wasn't going for accuracy, I was going for humor ;)
Kimm 12.10.10	What lukempls said. The roman custom was to break the legs of those being crucified so that they could no longer hold themselves up to breathe. However at Jesus' crucifixion, when they came to break the legs of Jesus and the two criminals, Jesus had already "given up his spirit" and so his legs were not broken so as to fulfill the prophecy in Psalm 34:20
Kimm 12.10.10	They won't find it.
BigHans 12.10.10	a black Jew! Locks a mussy!
Emim 12.10.10	"Or maybe, since Emim's a bit of a Bible-Thumper, he named himself after one of the tribes of Rephaim, which can be found in the book of Deuteronomy." Bam. First person I didn't have to explain that to, although there's more to it.
Josh D. 12.10.10	Let's not go this route, please.
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	Hell, maybe Whoopi's actually Jesus re-incarnated.
PinkBlackberry 12.10.10	this is going to turn into a debate so fast our heads are gonna spin
Winsomniac 12.10.10	'Hell, maybe Whoopi's actually Jesus re-incarnated.' LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HE BELIEVES!
Kimm 12.10.10	It was necessary. And Emim, you will have to explain it to me over Shoutbox...sounds interesting.
Emim 12.10.10	"What's going to happen when the world finally unearths Jesus' remains and they find out he didn't, in fact, rise from the dead? What's going to happen when they find out he was black?" lol, pretty sure discovery or national geographic already tried that.
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	I believe in re-incarnation, but not divination. Whoopi is definitely not of divine inspiration, unless you've watched her in Doogie Howser, M.D.
Kimm 12.10.10	The albums in this list are actually really good! Not surprising that I like them, considering Emim is my musical neighbour. Also, I never knew what people meant by "mimsy" Hahaha
BigHans 12.10.10	or Sister Act
klap 12.10.10	lol pit
BigHans 12.10.10	or Sister Act 2
WhiteWallStargazers 12.10.10	Emim is legit
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	Nah, forget Sister Act, it's all about Soapdish.
Kubrick 12.10.10	FSM FTW
lukempls 12.10.10	whoopi EGOT'd so i can see why you would assume divinity.
omnipanzer 12.10.10	"Clara's Heart" with NPH.
omnipanzer 12.10.10	I just bricked
Emim 12.10.10	We're talking about Whoopi now, andcas. You can give it up now.
Spec 12.10.10	Awwww yeah.
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	Dude, her role in Rat Race changed my life.
omnipanzer 12.10.10	Jesus?
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	Whoopi, Jesus, same thing.
Emim 12.10.10	Hey, Zeus.
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	theodore rex
omnipanzer 12.10.10	Jumpin jack flash? Holy crap you're right "theodore rex"!
botb 12.10.10	mimsy's one of my favorite users tbh
Electric City 12.10.10	waiting, big guy.
Waior 12.10.10	"As for my "pseudo homo erotic love partner", dude, you have no idea. And I do have more friends than just bloc and baph, I have...you know....well, ties." hey. you mutinous god squad leader, you
Wolfhorde 12.10.10	Black Jesus would be le shit. Would laugh my testicles off. Especially when I'd see the face of some republicans.
focksy 12.10.10	foxxxy
Counterfeit 12.10.10	baby i thought we had something
pizzamachine 12.10.10	Emim is a great guy and what not. For he's a jolly good fellow...
Wolfhorde 12.10.10	Aaaaaaal Gebra. Jolly? Sounds like a word gay priests use. Whoops.
BigHans 12.10.10	I just listened to Anberlin - Godspeed in honor of Mimsy
Counterfeit 12.10.10	i listened to jesus saves
Wolfhorde 12.10.10	I just listened to wind.
BigHans 12.10.10	Cat Stevens - The Wind
Wolfhorde 12.10.10	I was talkin' bout real wind, yo.
BigHans 12.10.10	so was I
Counterfeit 12.10.10
Wolfhorde 12.10.10	^ Indeed.
Emim 12.10.10	Oh yeah, I got Cayzen and Caleb too! (that's got a nice ring to it)
Mordecai. 12.10.10	pseudo intellectual atheist
bloc 12.10.10	Gayzen and Faileb
Emim 12.10.10	You gonna get cut, bitch!
Willie 12.10.10	--The user Bloc is also part of this equation, but he has a slightly more straight internet persona, and saves his man-love for the user Deviant.-- I felt that this needed a repost.
IAmHollywood 12.10.10	I like Emim
bloc 12.10.10	Gah! I didn't even see that!
Willie 12.10.10	^^That was my fear...
Emim 12.10.10	Apparently Dev is a woman, or at least more effeminate than Baph
Counterfeit 12.10.10	Love you Zachy Hate you Ali. Coincidently, I made someone named Ali cry today.
Baphomet 12.10.10	Mimsy is a 10 in my book. ... the fuck you mean MORE effeminate?! (Brandon and I are just a fling... you and I are eternal... you bastard!)
Counterfeit 12.10.10	THE FUCK RODRIGO
ShadowRemains 12.11.10	nvm
bloc 12.11.10	It's so complicated!
Baphomet 12.11.10	Oh come on Cayzen! You are every user lover! Don't think I didn't notice!
Strider 12.11.10	gnark gnark
Deviant. 12.11.10	"Apparently Dev is a woman, or at least more effeminate than Baph" No, i'm the butch and Bloc's the bitch
whywontyoudie 12.11.10	weaknesses and posting tendencies are funny as hell
Bitchfork 12.11.10	"No, i'm the butch and Bloc's the bitch" but maybe you're a power bottom
Ovrot 12.11.10	Can I be the leader of the Torsofuck Squad?
Ovrot 12.11.10	You sure can. brofist
Counterfeit 12.11.10	yeah youre right sorry for yelling
qwe3 12.11.10	agree with alachlahol so hard
Emim 12.11.10	"Hate you Ali. Coincidently, I made someone named Ali cry today." It was a girl, wasn't it? "(Brandon and I are just a fling... you and I are eternal... you bastard!)" Yeah, I know, but it's the only drama in my life, damnit!
Counterfeit 12.11.10	yeah. it was. i felt bad.
Maniac! 12.11.10	"(Brandon and I are just a fling... you and I are eternal... you bastard!)" .... walks away slowly comes back with a shotgun
Emim 12.11.10	"yeah. it was. i felt bad." So, what you're saying is that Ali is a girl's name? lolololololol @Maniac: I GOT LYRICS, BUT YOU AIN'T GOT NONE IF YOU COME TO BATTLE, BRING A SHOTGUN owait
tombits 12.11.10	i want to see a brutal negative review from the analyzer next!
kitsch 12.11.10	hey michael jordan analyze me because i need some validation and the only place i can get it is on the internet
Bitchfork 12.11.10	or maybe people are just interested. i mean, we all know the internet is srs bzns and shit but ya know...
Defeater 12.11.10	"Weaknesses: The Analyzer believes that Emim tries too hard sometimes to appear as an "edgy" Christian to overcompensate for being so religious amongst a legion of pseudo-intellectual atheists. After a day of Sputniking really hardcore, Emim will probably go to his church youth group and hang out with all the other Christian Kids and his girlfriend that he is not allowed to go past "2nd base" with." LMFAO
Emim 12.11.10	Two words: GRAND SLAM
Wolfhorde 12.11.10	And I always thought the church in Germany sucked hard...
Aids 12.11.10	mimsy!
Emim 12.11.10	Crap, I thought I got rid of my Aids ;)
bailar14 12.11.10	one day senor analyzer one day
Emim 12.11.10	Haven't seen you in a while, rique.
bailar14 12.11.10	been trollin irl if you know what i mean naw ive just been fuckin off at college
JWT155 12.11.10	Rique sighting!
Emim 12.11.10	Ah, I see.
Wolfhorde 12.11.10	Only the hxc pro trolls troll irl.
DeafMetal 12.11.10	Rique sighting!
BigHans 10.12.11	Since we're circle jerking Mimsy today.
pizzamachine 10.12.11	aw yeah
Emim 10.12.11	No, my circle jerk was yesterday. Today it's all you, Mr. Hans.
Winsomniac 10.12.11	:c I miss TheAnalyzer
Emim 08.28.14	alalalalalalacholhol sure got his knickers in a twist
Ire 08.28.14	mim
Minushuman24 03.24.20	i miss u
Gnocchi 03.24.20	Is this a Sowing alt?
Dewinged 03.24.20	bring back The Analyzer [890739620]
Minushuman24 03.24.20	bring back The Analyzer [890739620and1]
Emim 06.19.21	Apparently I got one of these.
Purpl3Spartan 10.04.21	God Squad gang rise up
Emim 10.04.21	🙏
ghostalgeist 10.04.21	we lost a real one fr : ' (