Banion: Exes | Sputnikmusic

Banion 08.28.11	"I can see us together in the future..together..you and I. family..happiness...laughs..loves..adventure. everything. I have been falling in love with you and the idea of you as my "ONE" ever since I began to fall so so hard for you and I continue to do so. Your mine Marina Mooney and I want you to be that and I want every second with you where we can both grow and learn and be part of our lives...together." Oh the bull shit men spoon feed us women.
MO 08.28.11	He sounds like a douchebag.
Banion 08.28.11	You have no idea.
Aids 08.28.11	hahahaha that is some kinda text. he sounds like a winner I say go for it.
Jruined 08.28.11	Definitely sounds like a douche. Sounds like some of the stories my wife told me about her exes except he isn't crying. What kind of man cries when they get dumped? You don't cry; you drink bourbon and break shit, then you move on after a month or so of that sort of behavior.
Banion 08.28.11	Haha yeah, it'd be better if I had dumped him though... He dumped me.
Acanthus 08.28.11	Been there, never done that but been on the receiving side and it pisses me off to no end! Hopefully he isn't one of those who enjoys talking to his ex, keeping them on the side in case something goes wrong?
jayfatha 08.28.11	Oh this fucker's a catch
Jozh 08.28.11	I like people who like 2.
Jruined 08.28.11	Then you drink bourbon and break shit. Then you lead one of his best friend a long so there is some sort of altercation between the ex and the wanna-be paramour. THEN you drink a little more bourbon and plant a 7 inch spiked heel into both of their special parts and carry on with your day. A righteous and powerful woman who knows when to leave the dregs behind after she drank from the glass. RIGHT RIGHT AMIRIGHT????
Acanthus 08.28.11	My ex is similar, though with her she has about ALL of her ex's on "good terms" - it's one of the things that can set me off easily, her demeanor.
Jruined 08.28.11	By the way, this sucker has gotta be weeping somewhere cuz that is one sadsack message he sent you. Definitely a lack of coglione on that one.
Acanthus 08.28.11	Or his current girl didn't work out as planned, once plans are ruined people tend to turn to the normal and known for comfort.
Josh D. 08.28.11	I'm pretty sure I'd bang you. And my texts afterward would be much more romantic than that.
Jozh 08.28.11	^You probably don't have any.
Josh D. 08.28.11	Folks!
Jozh 08.28.11	I don't believe we have.
Jozh 08.28.11	Shit. I can't compete with that.
Kimm 08.28.11	Guys are trouble and that's just that.
Jozh 08.28.11	brofist
Acanthus 08.28.11	Relationships are trouble, but they're well worth it imo
Hyperion1001 08.28.11	"Guys are trouble and that's just that." Aww fuck you.
foreverendeared 08.28.11	I have never stayed friends with an ex. That whole concept seems weird and unfamiliar to me.
Acanthus 08.28.11	It IS strange sir, you're not missing much.
foreverendeared 08.28.11	Probably missing out on some awkward "not dating but still attracted to each other" sex, but I'm okay with that.
Acanthus 08.28.11	I turned it down tbh
someguest 08.28.11	"I can see us together in the future..together..you and I. family..happiness...laughs..loves..adventure. everything. I have been falling in love with you and the idea of you as my "ONE" ever since I began to fall so so hard for you and I continue to do so. Your mine Marina Mooney and I want you to be that and I want every second with you where we can both grow and learn and be part of our lives...together." There's no way in hell that dude likes women. It's okay, Banion. Also, going by that profile picture, I think you'll be fine.
WeepingBanana 08.28.11	"By the way, this sucker has gotta be weeping somewhere cuz that is one sadsack message he sent you. Definitely a lack of coglione on that one." this sentence confused me...
Josh D. 08.28.11	Something about a lizard.
foreverendeared 08.28.11	Yeah, you're sexy as hell, but I think you know that. You can do much better etc blah blah
Banion 08.28.11	Thanks friend, you too.
someguest 08.28.11	chan gets all the bitches at his job
foreverendeared 08.28.11	does he still work at the post office Bukowski style?
someguest 08.28.11	he works at an animal hospital
Electric City 08.28.11	fucking awesome
foreverendeared 08.28.11	Yeah, I'll probably only beat you on Sundays.
Jruined 08.28.11	@WeepingBanana coglione= teste. The individual who is the subject of the sentence is lacking at least one. Outside of that, I'm not sure how you could be confused. Then again, I'm also not sure which of those two sentences is the one which confuses you. Gotta go and batten down the hatches, Irene is about to hit CT.
Japandroid 08.28.11	Banion is hot. That's all.
foreverendeared 08.28.11	It's actually what I say to every girl I meet.
someguest 08.28.11	adam downer do I get a mention in your memoir
WeepingBanana 08.28.11	people call me weeping for short. i thought you were referring to me despite never having spoken to you. even though we apparently live in the same state
North0House2 08.28.11	Lol exes.
Acanthus 08.28.11	I bet Banion feels loved by all her sputbuddy's
ffs 08.28.11	sure ill just engage in a monogamous relationship and pretend im some sort of hypothetical bizarro space human that doesn't want to fuck every single vagina
someguest 08.28.11	lmfao
Aids 08.28.11	and ffs wins the thread, like usual
Jruined 08.28.11	Hahah definitely wasn't referring to you. Now that we have made our connection I say," How do you do ser?" I'm in the Middlesex area so I'm just getting ready for the flooding.
Winesburgohio 08.28.11	JUST WHEN I DIDN'T HURT AT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YOU. SHOW. UP.
North0House2 08.28.11	"and ffs wins the thread, like usual" I love when that guy comments.
Vesper 08.28.11	Aw, Ban. Fuck him (figuratively). Girl hug I had something similar happen to me when my ex studied abroad in Japan. The fucker didn't even have the smarts to untag photos of himself hanging out with this Japanese chick, but I broke up as amicably with him as I could... but he actually had the nerve to ask me for relationship advice about her when he thought he had jumped into that too soon after me. The verbal beating I gave him, you would not believe, hahahaha.
someguest 08.28.11	I believe it. I also believe you would rip off my testicles and decapitate my head and bury it in the sand.
foreverendeared 08.28.11	That's cool just verbally abuse us when all we're are trying to do is get through life and not end up all alone, Thanks ladies.
Acanthus 08.28.11	@Banion - Yeah gotta love the ambiguity of text :/ @Vesper - Weirdly enough I'd think that his behavior has become far more normal than it seems.
Banion 08.28.11	Vesper, dude that's shit... Actually asked you for advice? Not with this boyfriend but with another one, I left town for a week came back and saw he had a picture of him hugging a girl from behind on facebook he didn't bother to untag. Me being the retarded person I am I forgave him. Needless to say he cheated on me... with a girl from California, and I wasn't as forgiving the second time.
foreverendeared 08.28.11	Cheaters are the fucking worst.
foreverendeared 08.28.11	lol
Japandroid 08.28.11	I ask my ex-girlfriends for advice all the time. Even the one that I really feel something for. I don't know what's wrong about asking for advice, if you fuck someone more than once and she's your girlfriend, you better be able to play the FRIEND part when it's needed. /kanyeshrug
someguest 08.28.11	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obJCzRtNzE0 5:02
Japandroid 08.28.11	And for advice I mean "Should I be fucking this girl?", "Man this chick is annoying" and yadda yadda.
Banion 08.28.11	Chan, why does everyone one of your plans HAVE to involve anal?
Aids 08.28.11	"he dumped you cuz of something stupid prolly and now he remembers the taste of your sweet peach and hes feelin nostalgic for old times here is what u do you tell him to come over and you start having anal with him and then right when hes about to climax you push him off u with ur ass and then you beat him to death with a statue of a woman so that its metaphoric" hahahaha what is going on
Acanthus 08.28.11	Great track someguest, sets a hilarious mood to the discussion!
North0House2 08.28.11	In seriousness though, I may be young, but I kinda know what you mean. I dated a girl last year who cheated on me three times... Once with a girl too, which was a major blow to my already pathetic trust in people. I broke up with her and she tore me apart with anger, which made no sense to me. After we broke up, she suddenly started talking to me about the sex she was having with all these guys. I got tired of it, so I completely cut off all ties with her, until the other day when she started texting me, saying she missed me and wanted to try again- even though she knows I'm still mad at her and dating another girl. So, I guess I can sorta understand where your coming from. some people are so freaking retarded it's not even funny.
someguest 08.28.11	hahahahaha
foreverendeared 08.28.11	Uh oh, is this going to turn into a discussion about anal? Cancelling my plans for the night (which coincidentally involved anal).
someguest 08.28.11	pick up that box of beads forever, insert them carefully
WeepingBanana 08.28.11	guys... don't anally high jack this list... please...
Vesper 08.28.11	Now someguest is a sensible man with a healthy survival instinct. Hey now, forever, I actually managed to go through the whole exchange without a single expletive! I just use big words when I'm angry. :) And, yeah, Ban, he did. Unfortunately, he knew all his friends back in England who knew me would think he was a total prick for what he did, but he also had not been in Japan long enough to feel close to anybody there to ask about his situation... so he asked me. You know what makes it even more hilarious? He said he was worried about her because he felt no intellectual connection with her or that they had nothing really in common. HAHA. Ugh, sucks about your ex... Some people are just really, really dumb. I think we get better at avoiding them each time, though, hah.
Banion 08.28.11	Agreeing with weeping I'll leave my own thread.
Vesper 08.28.11	Loled so hard at Chan.
someguest 08.28.11	"Now someguest is a sensible man with a healthy survival instinct." ^ Women are crazy and I'm stupid so...
Acanthus 08.28.11	Survive to live another day!
foreverendeared 08.28.11	Try having your girlfriend of 2 years break up with you and marry another guy one month later. Yeah let's cut the crap and just agree that women can be just as cruel.
Banion 08.28.11	"Ugh, sucks about your ex... Some people are just really, really dumb. I think we get better at avoiding them each time, though, hah." I dunno, I feel like I just pick douchier and douchier guys.
someguest 08.28.11	lol forever, she's either bi-polar or got knocked up.
Relinquished 08.28.11	hahahahaha chan
foreverendeared 08.28.11	Well, she didn't have a kid, so I guess bi-polar?
Acanthus 08.28.11	I remember you mentioning that before forever, still sad and sorry to hear that.
Banion 08.28.11	"Try having your girlfriend of 2 years break up with you and marry another guy one month later. Yeah let's cut the crap and just agree that women can be just as cruel." Ironically that's exactly what happened with this guy's girlfriend that he had before me. Only he had been dating her for like 4 years. Apparently he thought that fucking me over after would make him feel better. (;
foreverendeared 08.28.11	Yeah I will forever be bitter about that, but oh well, life lessons I guess.
Japandroid 08.28.11	All human beings can be cruel. I like it cruel. "Hay que endurecerse, pero sin perder la ternura jamás", you know.
Vesper 08.28.11	"Yeah let's cut the crap and just agree that women can be just as cruel." Did anyone say otherwise? But that really sucks, forever. I would have slapped her for ya. Hm... well, don't know what to tell you, Ban, haha. Move?
Acanthus 08.28.11	@Japandroid - cool phrase sir, never heard that before.
foreverendeared 08.28.11	I'm sick of the fucking games and the fucking each other over and getting even and all that bullshit.
Relinquished 08.28.11	your ex sounds like me when I was 13, banion
AngelofDeath 08.28.11	Women are pretty great once you get to know them. In the Biblical sense.
Banion 08.28.11	"Hm... well, don't know what to tell you, Ban, haha. Move?" I did move! I now live in Calgary. haha.
WeepingBanana 08.28.11	guys i think what we all need to remember is... I'LL GET MAD FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS BUT REALIZE SOMETIMES THINGS ARE GREAT
someguest 08.28.11	"bunion when will u realize that our love is too big to fail" michelle obama has a penis though
foreverendeared 08.28.11	You guys are all on your "A" games tonight.
someguest 08.28.11	such a shitty game
foreverendeared 08.28.11	EXACTLY
foreverendeared 08.28.11	anal is usually very shitty.
someguest 08.28.11	yeah my girlfriend forgets to wipe sometimes o well she runs well in the summer games
Uranium 08.28.11	Wow Banion.
AngelofDeath 08.28.11	You're supposed to say "please". Where are your manners?
Relinquished 08.28.11	fuck manners
ffs 08.28.11	i odnt have any advice re: your ex but i did masturbate while looking at your profile pic. Hope This Helps.
Uranium 08.28.11	Best compliment ever. Your karma is going up Banion.
mahan9792 08.28.11	i'm recently guilty of texting my ex and apologizing about everything. bad bad idea. just created more fucking drama. i've learned my lesson. anyways, sorry to hear you're going thru that shit.
Masochist 08.28.11	"I can see us together in the future..together..you and I. family..happiness...laughs..loves..adventure. everything. I have been falling in love with you and the idea of you as my "ONE" ever since I began to fall so so hard for you and I continue to do so. Your mine Marina Mooney and I want you to be that and I want every second with you where we can both grow and learn and be part of our lives...together." Dear goodness, I don't know whether that stench is the cheese from this text or the shit stains on this guy's dick from the anus of the girl/guy it was he while he typed it, but either way, this reeks pathetic. I hope you deleted it by now...
mahan9792 08.28.11	although mine wasn't a sob story, it was a sincere apology. no intent of getting back with her.
TomArnoldsArmpit 08.28.11	"Oh don't you love it when 4 months after the break up your ex decides to text you again apologizing for everything" Try 2 years. When it was YOU who fucked up. Talk about a mind-fuck.
mahan9792 08.28.11	^ LOL
TomArnoldsArmpit 08.28.11	Too much anal was the reason we split in the first place
foreverendeared 08.28.11	I'm glad we're still talking about anal.
Vesper 08.28.11	Oh, yeah, the actual text was so ridiculously stupid. "I have been falling in love with you and the idea of you as my "ONE" ever since I began to fall so so hard for you" - He has been falling in love with you because he has been falling in love with you. His cause and effect are the same! This represents the inexorable turning wheel of his love for you. "Your mine Marina Mooney and I want you to be that" - You are his, but, apparently, not yet, because he desires you to be his, implying you are not yet. I like how he declares his possession of you but then makes it sound like he's graciously giving you the choice. How very, very cute.
someguest 08.28.11	for some reason women don't have as much fun talking about anal idk why that could be
Deviant. 08.28.11	Guy sounds like he moonlights for Hallmark. What a champ
Vesper 08.28.11	"vesper shut the fuck up obviously you've never been so deep in someone else's ass that your thoughts became muddled okay so just shut the fuck up" Fixed, and no I have not.
Uranium 08.28.11	"Vesper shut the fuck up obviously you've never been so in love with someone that your thoughts became muddled okay so just shut the fuck up" LOLOL
Deviant. 08.28.11	Text him back in haiku form
AngelofDeath 08.28.11	You'll have a hard time sliding it in the back door with her compulsively analyzing your romantic gestures.
someguest 08.28.11	chan let's go to church tomorrow romney's doing a speech about the 400,000 getting into heaven, i want to be included
foreverendeared 08.28.11	beautiful
someguest 08.28.11	wet snow
foreverendeared 08.28.11	my anus shed a tear
someguest 08.28.11	is that a tear as in from the eye or a tear as in your anus was just torn
Vesper 08.28.11	Angel understands me. And that was beautiful, Chan. You're as much a master of words as anal sex.
someguest 08.28.11	the bible condemns this conversation brb grabbing another pop
Uranium 08.28.11	i'm going to rip your heart out through your anus
someguest 08.28.11	how do you hold a hole
foreverendeared 08.28.11	anything that starts with "legends say..." is probably worth reading.
Banion 08.28.11	Can this thread please not turn into an anal conversation. PLEASE. I'm having a bad enough day.
someguest 08.28.11	what if the butthole falls off
foreverendeared 08.28.11	Oh cool, Banion, you're one of those types that gets off on other people's misfortunes! ME TOO!!
BallsToTheWall 08.28.11	You got off lucky man. The girls I know have psych o ex boyfriends. One girl has had her ex pester her nonstop for 8 months resulting in number changes, another girl's ex slashed her tires.
AngelofDeath 08.28.11	You think girls named Lana are more subliminally predisposed to doing anal since that's their name reversed?
BallsToTheWall 08.28.11	Very respectable. It is my goal to marry a girl who looks like the girl from Fable 3.
Japandroid 08.28.11	is it odd that smallvile is on right now and lana was talking? is that a sign?
someguest 08.28.11	do fat people have better butthole suction? i mean there's no way their mouths can consume that much shit
FatChickIrl 08.28.11	lol
AngelofDeath 08.28.11	Was she talking about chocolate?
FatChickIrl 08.28.11	i for one am a deepthroat queen but when it comes to matters of the butthole i can tank alot of dick while still keeping it suctiony
someguest 08.28.11	instead of buying a vaccum I'll just date a fat chick and have her drag her butt across the carpet
Relinquished 08.28.11	this thread
FatChickIrl 08.28.11	yeah if you want shit and blood on your carpet
someguest 08.28.11	on my face on the carpet what's the difference
FatChickIrl 08.28.11	kinky, omg plz dnt tell me ur into emetophilia like me!!
FatChickIrl 08.28.11	why i thought maybe we could share anal experiences
someguest 08.28.11	a wild anus appears throw your balls at it before it releases poison gas
Relinquished 08.28.11	lmao
FatChickIrl 08.28.11	Exeggutor use seed bomb!
Japandroid 08.28.11	SKINNYASFUCKKIDIRL
FatChickIrl 08.28.11	wrong
foreverendeared 08.28.11	good talk, guys
Aids 08.28.11	holy shit this thread
someguest 08.28.11	guys? goddammit
foreverendeared 08.28.11	well i do have a vagina on my inner thigh
someguest 08.28.11	man i laughed a lot throughout this thread might have had something to do with my tickly butthole tho
someguest 08.28.11	rubbin' one in
FatChickIrl 08.28.11	think of my bubly but
someguest 08.28.11	unshavenlesboirl
Kimm 08.28.11	"for some reason women don't have as much fun talking about anal idk why that could be" Uh, where were you Monday morning?
someguest 08.28.11	ok the christian girl's the exception ha ha
Josh D. 08.28.11	Sent from the heavens with a gaping hole.
Spec 08.28.11	That's a pretty douchy thing to say.
Kimm 08.28.11	O____________________O
BallsToTheWall 07.03.13	bump
none 07.03.13	why in the name of fuck did none of this end up on moaropeth
BallsToTheWall 07.03.13	hteporoam
someguest 07.03.13	Ball bump.
Cygnatti 07.03.13	wow I completely forgot rosa was gay. wierd.
Cygnatti 07.03.13	this thread is so gold.
someguest 07.03.13	Yeah, to be young again...wait a minute.
MO 07.03.13	foreveryoungyoloswagwtfamiballsnowwtf
Relinquished 07.03.13	lol wow..
Scoot 07.03.13	this just makes me miss when this site wasnt full of fggts
someguest 07.03.13	So when are you leaving, Scoot?
Relinquished 07.03.13	I could ask you the same thing
someguest 07.03.13	Your asshole isn't as tight as it used to be, Relinquished.
Cygnatti 07.03.13	Idk from this thread, it looks like there were plenty of gay users back then.
someguest 07.03.13	Rosa and conradtao are the only true homosexuals here. Everyone else is either bi-curious or retarded.
Relinquished 07.03.13	typing out your fantasies won't get you anywhere someguest
someguest 07.03.13	"Say...that's fairly decent."
Cygnatti 07.03.13	I guess Freud was right after all. Who isn't bi these days?
someguest 07.03.13	It ain't wrong to sandwich a bitch.
ZilbelPing 07.03.13	oh man, I miss when sputnik was like this
someguest 07.03.13	I'm still the same egotistical, immature asshole I always was. I step into Sputnik and it's like I get my part in the play back.
ZilbelPing 07.03.13	I remember Defeater. If that's anything to go by, then yeah, you haven't changed, guest.
someguest 07.03.13	Defeater, EBTCardMania, AuntJemima, HolyHell, the list goes on...
someguest 07.03.13	I could write a book on the art of trolling. I'd get the people who publish Glenn Beck to publish it.
ZilbelPing 07.03.13	You were AuntJemima? Damn, explains a lot Anyways, let's get this list back on track and talk anal.
ffs 07.03.13	nope this thread sucks its full of trying their hardest to be ironic sexually frustrated faggot nerds
ffs 07.03.13	YEs that includes me
someguest 07.03.13	ffs, ffs
ZilbelPing 07.03.13	^^^
Keyblade 07.03.13	this thread reminds me, whatever happened to foreverendeared
someguest 07.03.13	He went Into The Wild.
Keyblade 07.03.13	Hi, I'm RosaParks. I'm gay. I dated/fucked several guys before I was even 16 so
ZilbelPing 07.03.13	yeah him, vesper, and that ifghtfryrdmns or something
someguest 07.03.13	Vesper is a woman ya daft punk.
ZilbelPing 07.03.13	Yes I know that, just wondering where they went. Probs offed themselves or something Vesper was probably losing her shit during whatever went down last week
someguest 07.03.13	She goes through these stages where she just screams at walls for months at a time. It's quite riveting!
ZilbelPing 07.03.13	Probably recites a book about women's rights or something the wall can't do anything about it, poor thing
someguest 07.03.13	Quite the bra burner. It's not really fair though, since she's asian. Most asians don't even need bras.
Keyblade 07.03.13	Vesper posted literally a couple of days ago i miss how sput was a couple of years ago tho damn
SitarHero 07.03.13	Sputnik had women?
ZilbelPing 07.03.13	yeah, actual funny trolls, somewhat witty comments, long lists of chan talking about anal oh boy
someguest 07.03.13	Why do you think Chan works with animals? I can assure you he takes a lot of temperatures.
ZilbelPing 07.03.13	and surprisingly yes. Banion, Kimm, Vesper, Balc, Samshine I think that firecracker user at the forums is a chick too
someguest 07.03.13	I hung out with Kimm for a few days last winter. She's cool as fuck. The rest are probably degenerates!
Keyblade 07.03.13	actually funny trolls [2] twas a good time to sput
ZilbelPing 07.03.13	Yeah I've heard Kimm's a pretty cool person
someguest 07.03.13	We went to the biggest Christmas store in the world. haha
acorncheese 07.03.13	what happened to banion? she's hawt.
ZilbelPing 07.03.13	I take it was a big canada sput get together of sorts?
acorncheese 07.03.13	i'm the guy from the text message
someguest 07.03.13	No, it was in Michigan. She took a trip through the States.
Keyblade 07.03.13	did you take a trip through her
ZilbelPing 07.03.13	lol
Winsomniac 07.03.13	'this just makes me miss when this site wasnt full of fggts' [2] Also, lol dat wylie bump doe
ZilbelPing 07.03.13	yeah, came out of nowhere. Great bumb, though
someguest 07.03.13	*bum
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.03.13	Sounds a loser. Go and do better! :-)
ZilbelPing 07.03.13	*mub
ZilbelPing 07.03.13	smiley face cause she's a girl aye?
someguest 07.03.13	Yes, a girl named Thomas.
Winsomniac 07.03.13	...
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.03.13	hehehehe. Smiley face cos I'm friendly ZibelPingPongFanny!
Uranium 07.03.13	ran into my ex the other day and she got hotter. god damnit.