FrankRedHot: Don't Do This Drunk

FrankRedHot 09.05.11	Drunk.
Divine 09.05.11	2 = awesome
FrankRedHot 09.05.11	Shut up.
Deviant. 09.05.11	Most of this shouldn't be attempted while sober
Acanthus 09.05.11	I've not done these, but I've watched oh so many people do 2.
xandermander 09.05.11	8 is soooo true
FrankRedHot 09.05.11	All of these are from personal experience, by the way.
Acanthus 09.05.11	Ouch....
AnotherBrick 09.05.11	1 is the only thing i enjoy doing after drinking
FrankRedHot 09.05.11	1. I never throw up drinking, but I got into a major disagreement with someone. I took a drink, started yelling at him, and it just hit me wrong. I threw up all over my girl who was sitting in a reclining chair in front of me. 2. You can figure that one out. 3. A connection with someone drunk might not necessarily happen sober. It's not cool to wake up to over 10 missed calls in a period of 5 minutes from someone you don't remember. 4. Self-explanatory 5. That was really meant as "don't call your in-laws" but I know most of you don't have in-laws, or girlfriends for that matter. 6. Not getting into that one. Moving on. 7. Brought my girl home one time when she was hammered(we hadn't moved in together yet). Her dad was watching from the window and came out ready to assault me because he thought I'd gotten her drunk jsut to have sex with her. 8. If you want to enjoy yourself, don't put yourself in a position where you can have you drink-making skills/knowledge challenged. 9. Don't be sitting around while playing a drinking game. It just ends up terribly for you. 10. Yeah, I took this girl into the woods a long time ago to, using the term I did that night, "get my dick wet," when I got lost, she freaked out, threw about 7 or 8 pine cones at me, and then she ran off. I spent the next hour and half looking for her because she ran off in the wrong direction, only to go back to the party and find her there sitting and laughing with her friends.
Deviant. 09.05.11	I'd rather dance and/or have sex personally Talking is vastly overrated
MisterTornado 09.05.11	So basically when your drunk just shut up and lock yourself in a room
Acanthus 09.05.11	I always watch films/discuss things when drinking in the dorm, though at the club I love the music.
FrankRedHot 09.05.11	MisterTornado, it's up to you. My recommendation is learn to handle yourself before it's time to learn to handle your alcohol.
Eclecticist 09.05.11	11. Check your shirt frequently, you never know what will be on it after 15 minutes on the dance floor.
FrankRedHot 09.05.11	12. Check your pant-leg frequently. You don't want period blood on it.
twlight 09.05.11	"I'd rather dance and/or have sex personally" no shit those things are better than talking
FrankRedHot 09.05.11	^Of course, but unfortunately for me, whiskey dick used to come into play a lot.
Eclecticist 09.05.11	Get on the dance floor, grinding some chick, come back out to talk to my buddy after 15 minutes and he's like "dude why is there a coffee stain on your shirt?" I din' have no coffee and neither did that bitch
FrankRedHot 09.05.11	You need to start hanging out at different bars/clubs.
AnotherBrick 09.05.11	maybe its just who i am, but if i dont get into some sort of intellectual/philosophical talk/debate, i feel like i wasted the night.
Eclecticist 09.05.11	Or I could just look for that 1 guy that brings coffee to a club at 2a.m.
FrankRedHot 09.05.11	"Or I could just look for that 1 guy that brings coffee to a club at 2a.m." That coffee smells like shit!
Eclecticist 09.05.11	"maybe its just who i am, but if i dont get into some sort of intellectual/philosophical talk/debate, i feel like i wasted the night." Women > Philosophy
FrankRedHot 09.05.11	I tend to get drunk on my own nowadays, so I haven't experienced any of this in a long, long, LONG time.
AnotherBrick 09.05.11	you're dumb (Eclecticist)
xandermander 09.05.11	I never thought Whiskey dick was real until it happened to me. I wasn't even that drunk and I was just getting blown thinking what the fuck is going on. Nothing was going on. That was the biggest problem.
Eclecticist 09.05.11	Very philosophical, was that Sartre or Plato?
AnotherBrick 09.05.11	lol
FrankRedHot 09.05.11	"I never thought Whiskey dick was real until it happened to me. I wasn't even that drunk and I was just getting blown thinking what the fuck is going on. Nothing was going on. That was the biggest problem." I've been drinking whiskey/scotch/bourbon regularly since I was 15 years old, and I've found that nothing works at all when completely hammered on one of the three.
AfterTheBreakdown 09.05.11	Funny list.
Relinquished 09.05.11	I don't see what's funny about it
Deviant. 09.05.11	This is all serious
FromDaHood 09.05.11	Talking is a lot more fun than dancing imo
FrankRedHot 09.05.11	That's if you're butt-ass ugly or can't dance.
Acanthus 09.05.11	Can't all drunk people "dance" ?
FromDaHood 09.05.11	Definitely the latter
FrankRedHot 09.05.11	Yeah, but I've witnessed some people who's insecurities are even worse when they're drunk.
Acanthus 09.05.11	Ah I forget about those sometimes :/
FrankRedHot 09.05.11	Yeah, there's nothing worse than going out with a friend for a night on the town, only to have him ruin it by acting like he's never been outside his house before.
Acanthus 09.05.11	Most of my friends from college/the ones my age dislike industrial so I always head out alone; luckily all the regulars know me.
Relinquished 09.05.11	or when he/she talks badly about herself through a realization
FrankRedHot 09.05.11	Or going to a party with your girl/a girl and having her hole up in a corner or a bathroom after a few drinks because she's afraid people are judging her.
someguest 09.05.11	i got whiskey dick once broke the bottle on the wall the next time
FrankRedHot 09.05.11	Whiskey dick never scared me from drinking more whiskey. How typical.....
FromDaHood 09.05.11	Nothing funnier than having a girl lay down on the floor and start crying while claiming that she's a sex addict after talking about how she'd never fuck anyone at the party
someguest 09.05.11	know a guy who stuck various fruits and vegetables into this chick at a party she didn't care until she found out about the pictures of it hahahaha
FrankRedHot 09.05.11	They never care until they find out about the pictures. If there's visual proof that they're really a good-for-nothing whore, they flip out. They think that if there aren't pictures no one will really know. Sorry hun, but high school kids/ college students always remember something like that.
JJwins 09.05.11	haha christ. I've done 1, 2, 3 (I say awesomest person I know instead of best friend), 4, 5, 7, 9, and 10 haha. you should add never lockerbox to this list also. Me and some friends did it the first day back at school when we were blackout drunk. The next day I found out that we actually took off our helmets and got into a fistfight during it and busted each others lips up. Oh college, how I love you
FrankRedHot 09.05.11	lockerbox? What the fuck is that?
JJwins 09.05.11	this except in a living room full of drunk ass kids. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhG008sOzOg
FrankRedHot 09.05.11	How about you all take off the gloves and fight like men?
JWT155 09.05.11	I'm drunk and need to take notes
lucasjcockcroft 09.05.11	9...
shindip 09.05.11	god I'm drunk this is so true
Spec 09.05.11	Awesome list.
rockandmetaljunkie 09.05.11	Acting under the influence of alcohol is so fucking awesome. Also good list frank, i've already done 1,2,4,7. And i will definitely try out the rest.
whywontyoudie 09.05.11	i've done 1, 2, 5, and 10.
iFghtffyrdmns 09.05.11	I agree with everything but 7 and 9, though I'm only gonna disagree with those two for another few years and then I'll grow up and stop being stupid and start drinking like a real man.
FromDaHood 09.05.11	I actually did find one of my best friends by calling her my new best friend at a party.
seifer 09.05.11	yeah agreed about 6
iFghtffyrdmns 09.05.11	FromDaHomo
sniper 09.05.11	1 and 3 are so true. list doesn't suck gj.
FrankRedHot 09.05.11	What lists of mine suck, sniper? The simple answer is "none of them, Pit. None of them."
Apollo 09.05.11	I have 10 500ml cans of beer in the fridge which I will be drinking all day today, whilst cooking some wicked burritos
FrankRedHot 09.05.11	milliliters? get that gay canadian shit outta here.
sniper 09.05.11	a "don't do this drunk" list could easily have sucked; this one didn't. pit lists are usually fun.
FrankRedHot 09.05.11	That's because Pit is the man. It's time for you all to acknowledge that so we can move on.
foxblood 09.11.11	dude, this list is the truth
random 09.11.11	I'm straight edge.
Scoot 09.11.11	1) don't beer bong just because your friends are all doing it 2) if you have to piss, wait as long as you can. otherwise you'll be doing it nonstop all night 3) puke outside far far away from the house/place you're partying at and make it discreet 4) if someone makes fun of you in front of girls to make themselves look better, laugh it off and let them. chances are they're just making themselves look stupid anyways 5) make sure you wipe piss off the seat, otherwise someone will notice and call you out on it in front of everyone 6) wrestling is not a good idea 7) don't jump off any decks, ledges or patios 8) ordering pizza is not a good idea
taxidermist 09.11.11	Wrestling drunk is never a good idea. Most people get all srs and start fighting.
Wolfhorde 09.11.11	1 worked pretty good for me in the past, but I rarely ever get all "odd" drunk. And pizza also works fine with me when I'm wasted. But doing any kind of sports while drunk is a really dumb idea, especially if someone tries to be like "Of course I can climb something!"
FrankRedHot 09.12.11	I loved it when an "enemy" of mine decided to get into the rope swing that hung over a lake we were at. I loved it even more when his drunk ass tried to let go and slammed into a tree head first. It was glorious.
FromDaHood 09.12.11	Pulling a pube off the toilet seat and giving it to the person you think it belongs to isn't a great idea either.
GnFnRs87 09.13.11	1. Don't dance with anybody's mum, they won't look at you the same ever again. 2. Shout 'GET YOUR OWN FUCKING CHANGE' at a homeless guy in the street 3. Get off with your ex's twin (that's a very bad scene)
foreverendeared 09.13.11	1. Get drunk and make stupid mistakes. This is my only drinking rule.
anarchistfish 09.13.11	thanks uncle
omnipanzer 09.13.11	The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
coneren 09.13.11	doing all of these is fun
anarchistfish 09.13.11	"Pulling a pube off the toilet seat and giving it to the person you think it belongs to isn't a great idea either." literally lol'd
BallsToTheWall 09.13.11	Dude 7 is false. Bringing home a random drunk girl is always a good idea.
BallsToTheWall 09.13.11	3. Get off with your ex's twin Also a good idea but never pulled it off.
foreverendeared 09.13.11	I'm with cone on this.
FrankRedHot 09.13.11	"Dude 7 is false. Bringing home a random drunk girl is always a good idea." I think you misread it Wylie. I didn't mean bringing a drunk girl home to your house, I meant bringing a drunk girl home to her house when she still lives with her very big, very black father.
Spec 07.18.13	Drunk.
lucasjcockcroft 07.18.13	why do girls always want to go into woods every god damn drunk Saturday night of high school was spent in the fucking woods
JumpTheFkUp** 07.18.13	having sex while you're drunk is actually really messy and fun if you're a reasonable level of drunk but i still think sex is better either sober or on drugs (haven't actually had sex on molly or anything so can't confirm) the first rule should just be 'you probably can't and shouldn't do what you think you can do and what you're probably about to do'. apparently last time i got black out drunk i threw up in a cup and bet someone money i could drink my own vomit. i actually managed to do it but man... that's some disgusting shit to live down.