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Stupid Kid Is Stupid

Dumbass kid made a video about "true metal" and "false metal". If you think it's a predictable "80s rule! 00s suck!" kind of thing prepare to have a (bad) surprise. I will add his comment on the songs along with my opinion.
1Slipknot
Duality

Video Dumbass: "this is true metal when its best!1 great singer he is"
Me: well, I hate when people come up with their more radio-friendly songs. Plus, their singer isn't the main point (why are all mallcore kids obsessed with the singer?!) and this kid doesn't know how to write for sure.
2Judas Priest
Diamonds and Rust

Video Dumbass: "diamonds and rust? More like dildos and rust! Ya srsly cud any1 even music? Just listen to the singer he is gay lol"
Me: a) You're a goddamn homophobe retard. b) No one can insult Priest. No one.
3Bullet for My Valentine
Hearts Burst into Fire

Video Dumbass: "this is real metal! I wish every band was dis heavy and cool!I have seen dem live u kno and they kick ass"
Me: people like you are the reason for which BFMV aren't taken seriously. Plus, I can recall by heart a ton of bands harder than this.
4Manowar
All Men Play on Ten

Video Dumbass: "rofl this always maks me laugh listen to gay lyrics i mean he says men all the time. y r all false metal bands gay srsly? it is always about men this and men that and what about nice girls"
Me: you'd love glam then.
5Panic at the Disco
Nine in the Afternoon

Video Dumbass: "now now some of u call this pop but it is not. it is what metal like it should be!I dont get what is wrong with all the posers y do they like leather and all gay stuff? y not be normal like everyone else who listens to music?"
Me: first that's nowhere near metal. Second if "everyone who listens to music" is like you than society is retarded.
6Pantera
Cowboys from Hell

Video Dumbass: "ok I have to admit this band had potential but cowboys from hell wtf? I should not listen to this because its racist and blaphemmist. cowboys are not from hell they are the nice ppl who gave us this country:) yes i am american. at least this god less band will be gone now thank the lord"
Me: you deserve to be killed by the ghost of Dimebag Darrell (R.I.P.) for saying that. First you're showing how stupid and uneducated you are. Second, you're saying that it's actually good that...grrr, does Glen Benton make scary phonecalls by order?
7Fall Out Boy
Dance Dance

Video Dumbass: "this is good metal this is like listening to the priest in church :) I dont really have much to say about this it is so good i am almost crying right now"
Me: you're right that it is as good as church, but that's it. You don't know a damn thing about metal.
8Testament
Return to Resenty

Video Dumbass: "wtf is this *censored* its like listening to the radio it sounds emo it is too slow and not brutal at all. shredding guitars? that's so 80s, get with the times"
Me: first, that's probably from the 80s, so don't be surprised. Then, dude, that's true thrash!
9My Chemical Romance
Welcome to the Black Parade

Video Dumbass: "this is fantastic band i love them it is like theyre reading my feelings in the text if only i could write poerti like this i could be famous then"
Me: you don't even know how to write "POETRY", and dude, I wasn't born in the US nor in any other English-speaking country. People like you are the reason for which here in Europe people hate the US. Now get a proper education.
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