Scoot: Fuck You Public Transit

Scoot 03.31.12	fucking uuuuuuuugggghhh
Eclecticist 03.31.12	It could be worse, your car could have broken down while it is cold out and you are wearing nothing but a t-shirt and pj pants like wonarabbit hahahaha
Scoot 03.31.12	yeah well he deserves it
KjSwantko 03.31.12	rofl
coneren 03.31.12	get a ferarri
Funeralopolis 03.31.12	lol
Scoot 03.31.12	pay me more
coneren 03.31.12	i already pay you $385 an hour maybe you should work more than 2 hours a week!
someguest 03.31.12	were you holding a football when this happened
Scoot 03.31.12	that stopped being funny the twelfth time you said it maybe i should make a list about how obsessed i am about it and how i can't let things go
coneren 03.31.12	what happened
someguest 03.31.12	no reason to get upset go transcend or something man
Scoot 03.31.12	you're right i should go insult somebody who just committed suicide
someguest 03.31.12	all decisions can be critiqued
Scoot 03.31.12	you're right your mom should have been on the pill that one time
coneren 03.31.12	what time
someguest 03.31.12	yeah i could have been some inner city black kid instead shit, i could've been recspecs
coneren 03.31.12	maybe you are
Scoot 03.31.12	you're right you might have actually amounted to something instead of being a fucking queerbag
coneren 03.31.12	oh damn
someguest 03.31.12	watch your blood pressure. combined with your diet of high salt intake you might have a stroke. and I don't think anyone would resuscitate.
coneren 03.31.12	whoa
Scoot 03.31.12	you're right i should watch the corn chips, unfortunately i can't say the same for you as i hear swallowing loads is a chronic disorder that seems to run in the families of people who claim to be 6'5 tough guys but cry into their lists on the internet
coneren 03.31.12	oh shit
someguest 03.31.12	i do it all for your entertainment. i had no idea that, through time, it would drastically affect your personality to the point where you become a dysfunctional and eternally irate person.
coneren 03.31.12	can i join? yeah fuck you faggot hell yeah good to be a part of this
someguest 03.31.12	leave this to the adults cone. wouldn't want you to tear something.
coneren 03.31.12	like a ligament?
someguest 03.31.12	or a tooth
Scoot 03.31.12	you're right that one time when an eternally retarded user on sputnik tried to insult me should represent the entirety of my emotional spectrum good logic
coneren 03.31.12	damn youre right thanks for helping your friend out dude. im gonna sit back on the sidelines and cheer
coneren 03.31.12	wow!
someguest 03.31.12	no wonder your girlfriend hates you dude r.e.s.p.e.c.t.
coneren 03.31.12	holy fuck!!!!!!!!!!!
Scoot 03.31.12	you're right she hates me so much she makes me sandwiches full of love unlike yours who doesn't exist
someguest 03.31.12	bet she doesn't even toast the bread
Scoot 03.31.12	you're right i ask for it untoasted because toasting bread is for people who like to make lists about girls they saw in math class
someguest 03.31.12	and it happened six years ago still not over it
coneren 03.31.12	wow holy fucking shit
Scoot 03.31.12	you're right it's the someguest way to turn to self-humiliation when jokes start to run out
coneren 03.31.12	awwwwwwwwww fuck
someguest 03.31.12	sorry for having testicles
coneren 03.31.12	uh oh
Scoot 03.31.12	you're right what the fuck does that have to do with anything oh yeah moral values and masculinity are the two most valuable commodities on the internet. must be why you're such a popular guy
someguest 03.31.12	that's right cone better run they have crushing power
coneren 03.31.12	oh shit
KjSwantko 03.31.12	thread got serious damn
coneren 03.31.12	crazy shit hey
KjSwantko 03.31.12	looks like scoot won
coneren 03.31.12	i think i won
RecspecsAFC 03.31.12	"maybe i should make a list about how obsessed i am about it and how i can't let things go" Lol. "shit, i could've been recspecs" Fuck, you don't know shit about the hood. I'M FROM THE SOUTHSIDE GROVE MOTHERFUCKER FUCK GREEN STREET
coneren 03.31.12	wow dude calm down
RecspecsAFC 03.31.12	YALL DONT KNOW SHIT BOUT DA GROVE
coneren 03.31.12	fuck you i got 100% on san andreas i could drive all around the grove with my nuts stapled to my dick
RecspecsAFC 03.31.12	tinychat.com/sputnik I'll be in very shortly.
coneren 03.31.12	everytime youre in anything youre in shortly
bakkermaarten007 03.31.12	"you're right what the fuck does that have to do with anything oh yeah moral values and masculinity are the two most valuable commodities on the internet." I don't want to be a part of this, but there's really nothing more important than moral values. It distinguishes the real humans from the herd of materialistic, presumptuous...animals.