Snide
09.30.16 | I'm three shots in, and nowhere near as drunk as I want to be right now. |
demigod!
09.30.16 | lol butts |
Polyethylene
09.30.16 | all about those assthetics |
TheSpirit
09.30.16 | Definitely butts |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.30.16 | A little extra badonkadonk doesn't hurt. |
Dmax28
09.30.16 | I don't care much about tits. I like a nice rack as much as the next guy but for me they wear off within a few minutes. Ass on the other hand, I can be mesmerized by a nice ass for life. |
TheSpaceMan
09.30.16 | they both have their place, you can do more with an ass and it has a hole but tits really do it for me too, can play with them for days |
AlexKzillion
09.30.16 | I prefer personality over both honestly. |
Futures
09.30.16 | fuck you |
AlexKzillion
09.30.16 | Jk you know I love them Kardashian butts. |
demigod!
09.30.16 | yea but thats not what the list is askin now IS IT |
elliootsmeuth
09.30.16 | Tough, but I gotta go butt |
deathschool
09.30.16 | ass for always. |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.30.16 | I feel personality is (very) important, but boys gotta have their toys amirite |
evilford
09.30.16 | butt but both are aight |
ScuroFantasma
09.30.16 | Ass |
SandwichBubble
09.30.16 | Sput making some big decisions here.
I'll go with butt. |
Snide
09.30.16 | As a boob man, I'm appalled by the lack of love for the tatas on Sputnik |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.30.16 | "Sput making some big decisions here."
This topic may be the most serious question ever discussed on Sputnik tbh
|
Polyethylene
09.30.16 | damn the butt preference is strong round these here parts |
TheSpaceMan
09.30.16 | more guys prefer ass its just a fact |
theBoneyKing
09.30.16 | Ass |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.30.16 | Boobies are fun and reduce the risk of breast cancer. Tatas and ass are fun in moderation. |
Futures
09.30.16 | Boobies are fun and reduce the risk of breast cancer.
Boobies are fun and reduce the risk of breast cancer.
Boobies are fun and reduce the risk of breast cancer.
Boobies are fun and reduce the risk of breast cancer.
Boobies are fun and reduce the risk of breast cancer. |
Snide
09.30.16 | But how can you guys not love boobs? I mean don't get me wrong butts are fun and all that, but there's nothing comparable to the feeling of pretending you're an astronaut and dipping your face in a nice pair of moon balloons. |
Snake.
09.30.16 | http://shirtigo.co/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/teambutts.jpg |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.30.16 | (playing with boobs) |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.30.16 | Playing with boobies are fun and reduce the risk of breast cancer. my bad |
Sinternet
09.30.16 | cancer thread so far
the ass |
Anthracks
09.30.16 | dick |
Snide
09.30.16 | "cancer thread so far"
At least it's not breast cancer |
Polyethylene
09.30.16 | "But how can you guys not love boobs?"
don't think anyone said they didn't fam |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.30.16 | Good point Black. |
Polyethylene
09.30.16 | "dick"
yeah that too |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.30.16 | "But how can you guys not love boobs?"
No one is denying the greatness of tatas. There's just more favortism towards butts. |
SandwichBubble
09.30.16 | yeah, both are great. Begs the question though: why even bother choosing one? |
JoyfulPlatypus
09.30.16 | Porque no las dos? |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.30.16 | Good point Sandwich, especially when there both within reach. haha |
SandwichBubble
09.30.16 | @TheCalebRobinson lol
@StrikeOfTheBeast you motherfucker you :) |
Snide
09.30.16 | "why even bother choosing one?"
I don't like big asses. So more often than not, if someone has big boobs, they unfortunately have a big ass, and that's just not my thing. |
Futures
09.30.16 | Playing with boobies are fun and reduce the risk of breast cancer. my bad
still not even true. fuck off |
CaliggyJack
09.30.16 | Legs |
Polyethylene
09.30.16 | "I don't like big asses"
reported |
MistaCrave
09.30.16 | ass [2484938] |
SandwichBubble
09.30.16 | "I don't like big asses."
whoa what? |
Impervious
09.30.16 | I am totally a tits man. Practically an obsession. But I can appreciate a nice ass. |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.30.16 | @futures
http://www.physiciansweekly.com/media-flub-squeezing-breasts-prevents-cancer/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2249555/Squeezing-breasts-stop-growth-cancer-cells.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/07/breast-massage-cancer-prevention_n_3404250.html
That's just three things alone so you can fuck off instead. ;) And reported |
Snide
09.30.16 | I've always been a guy who's like boobs that I can use as pillows, and an ass that I can squeeze in my hand without feeling like I'm trying to wrestle down a planet. Big asses just never really turned me on I guess. |
Snide
09.30.16 | @Impervious: YES, a fellow boob man has entered the thread. Boobs are basically an obsession for me too. |
Impervious
09.30.16 | I think its about the woman too. If a girl is really big....she's gonna have a lot of both. I don't care for that, so I can see that point. But if she's fit but has some big curves in both areas...WIN
|
CaliggyJack
09.30.16 | Boobs and Butt are amazing, but the legs on a good woman when she crosses them while sitting is an indescribable view. |
Snide
09.30.16 | My preferred titty size is anywhere from B - DDD, while my preferred ass size is toned, grabbable, and cute. |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.30.16 | I want to see a lesbian join in on this tbh. |
rabidfish
09.30.16 | A nice, sexy back+neck combo bests all
also: feet. |
Storm In A Teacup
09.30.16 | boobsicles |
Snide
09.30.16 | ITT: A few boobs lost in a sea of ass |
Sinternet
09.30.16 | 'Legs'
nope |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.30.16 | @rabidfish Can't disagree with you on the under-appreciation for those things too. |
Snake.
09.30.16 | "neck"
wtf |
Snide
09.30.16 | Legs are hella nice to look at too, but a lot of that has to do with what the legs lead up to. |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.30.16 | @Black Point taken right there. Legs are the "gateway" |
oltnabrick
09.30.16 | cock |
Anthracks
09.30.16 | is it not the same for str8 guys? if a dude doesnt have a nice butt he better as fuck have a nice dick or he can fuck off. vice versa. then you gotta deal with those assholes who have nice asses but refuse to get fucked. anyway i'm getting off-topic here, if a girl doesnt have nice tits cant a nice butt just completely take the place? |
dawija1017
09.30.16 | Boobs until you lose your virginity, then ass |
Snide
09.30.16 | I haven't gotten laid in over a year, I haven't been able to grab a titty in over a year.
RIP my life. |
AlexKzillion
09.30.16 | Most important thing is to get a girl that's got both |
Impervious
09.30.16 | I have no limit on titty size as long as she is fit. |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.30.16 | @Black damn dude. That's brutal. |
oltnabrick
09.30.16 | im a big fat vag man, myself |
Storm In A Teacup
09.30.16 | perky tits are the best |
rabidfish
09.30.16 | Chokers are back in fashion.
sexy necks' season fuck yesss. |
Polyethylene
09.30.16 | "if a girl doesnt have nice tits cant a nice butt just completely take the place?"
yes and vice versa |
Snide
09.30.16 | Also, I've lost faith in Tinder. Every girl that I match with is either super annoying, super egotistical, or just not a real person (You wanna catch a movie sometime? Sure! Oh hey what's your Credit Card number) |
Drifter
09.30.16 | Boobs 100% but if there's a balance between them then that's best |
SharkTooth
09.30.16 | ass |
Storm In A Teacup
09.30.16 | That's why you don't use tinder and you go out. |
Snide
09.30.16 | I'm thinking about it just gonna head down to a local tavern a couple cities over to see if there's anyone chill there. |
Snake.
09.30.16 | go to more shows |
Snide
09.30.16 | Thinking about going to more local shows, idk. I need to get out more. |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.30.16 | @Black totally feel you there. even with my full-time promotion at my job, I still have too much spare time with little to do. Reading a book on and off and the gym every other day is nice and all, but damn, needs some booze and boobs yo. |
rabidfish
09.30.16 | you don't mean titties and beer, do you? |
Space Jester
09.30.16 | Boobs are better but only the right kind I mean not all are the same |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.30.16 | @rabidfish If there's beer, there's gotta be a lot of it. haha |
emester
09.30.16 | http://imgur.com/hqPOMmN |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.30.16 | Is that a potato with an anal dick? |
YakNips
09.30.16 | butt or die |
YakNips
09.30.16 | the sound of impotence. a bunch of girls getting together to jump up and and down and talk about the latest cumshots they've taken into their mouths. its garbage. hands down.
|
emester
09.30.16 | *dickbutt |
ShadowRemains
09.30.16 | ass
like srsly getting grinded on by a girl with a fit butt is still the greatest thing on this earth we call home |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.30.16 | I guess at the end of the day, the butt wins. |
AnimalsAsSummit
09.30.16 | butt easy |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.30.16 | Nemo touched the butt |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.30.16 | @shaman define "fit in." |
DeadGuy
09.30.16 | black booty is the best |
kascetcadettt
09.30.16 | i dunno i'm a virgin |
kascetcadettt
09.30.16 | i thought you were gay snide |
kascetcadettt
09.30.16 | if yak was a girl, i'd let him penetrate my purity |
ShadowRemains
09.30.16 | with a strap on? cuz otherwise that makes no sense |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.30.16 | "if yak was a girl, i'd let him penetrate my purity"
What the fuck? |
Storm In A Teacup
09.30.16 | pretty sure casket cadet is 11 so |
Thibs
09.30.16 | i'm a flip flopper |
Snake.
09.30.16 | itt bitches taking doomjitsu seriously |
Storm In A Teacup
09.30.16 | snake you should get a psychologist before you have a brain aneurism. I don't like you but you should get help, you'd be better off |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.30.16 | @Storm tell that to Futures too but let him keep his shoe laces in case he wants to hurt himself...or someone else do it for him. |
Storm In A Teacup
09.30.16 | Futures is my friend
Futures is my friend
Futures is my friend |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.30.16 | uh huh |
Storm In A Teacup
09.30.16 | wobwobwobwobwobwobwobwob |
kascetcadettt
09.30.16 | what the hell have i done to you storm you fucking basketball playing fuck |
Storm In A Teacup
09.30.16 | wait what |
kascetcadettt
09.30.16 | let me remind you that i'm not the one who went to an emery concert in basketball shorts |
Storm In A Teacup
09.30.16 | wubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwub |
kascetcadettt
09.30.16 | i'm not 11, i'm 7 that's what, get your facts right next time ok |
Storm In A Teacup
09.30.16 | let me remind you that i'm not the one who went to an emery concert in basketball shorts
*emery concert at a barn in basketball shorts |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.30.16 | Go back in the damaged ectogenesis where you belong Futures. |
Storm In A Teacup
09.30.16 | well arent we feeling confrontational lol |
Futures
09.30.16 | Go back in the damaged ectogenesis where you belong Futures.
Go back in the damaged ectogenesis where you belong Futures.
Go back in the damaged ectogenesis where you belong Futures.
Go back in the damaged ectogenesis where you belong Futures.
Go back in the damaged ectogenesis where you belong Futures.
Go back in the damaged ectogenesis where you belong Futures.
Go back in the damaged ectogenesis where you belong Futures.
Go back in the damaged ectogenesis where you belong Futures.
Go back in the damaged ectogenesis where you belong Futures.
Go back in the damaged ectogenesis where you belong Futures.
Go back in the damaged ectogenesis where you belong Futures.
Go back in the damaged ectogenesis where you belong Futures.
Go back in the damaged ectogenesis where you belong Futures.
|
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.30.16 | Sorry BlackMalachite for this stupidity. |
Storm In A Teacup
09.30.16 | that's what happens when you say stupid shit |
Futures
09.30.16 | yeah you should be. just log off forever |
Storm In A Teacup
09.30.16 | 2 |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.30.16 | "just log off forever"
Ladies first so go ahead. |
Storm In A Teacup
09.30.16 | reported |
TheMoonchild
09.30.16 | I'd like to lay my hands on Oscar Isaac's divine ass. |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.30.16 | reported [10,000,000] |
Futures
09.30.16 | smash that log out button |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.30.16 | @sixdegrees k thanks |
Snake.
09.30.16 | sowing use your magical mod powers and eradicate the dynamic spergian duo from existence thx |
dbizzles
09.30.16 | Boobs.
But, after reading this I understand why an overwhelming number of sputnikers are buttlickers. |
ABjordanMM
09.30.16 | buttz |
TheMoonchild
09.30.16 | Some of us being butt pirates. |
Storm In A Teacup
09.30.16 | ah snake, makes sense for you to ask a mod to do something over nothing. |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.30.16 | arrrrrrr that boooty |
Futures
09.30.16 | sowing use your magical mod powers and eradicate the dynamic spergian duo from existence thx
you and marktanno? |
StrikeOfTheBeast
09.30.16 | join in on the fun Futures |
MyNameIsPencil
09.30.16 | strike are you 12 |
WatchItExplode
09.30.16 | Forever boobs |
Wearingyourmomsface
09.30.16 | LOL. Well it's the age old question isn't it. I'm a junk in trunk kinda guy. :p |
Snide
09.30.16 | "i thought you were gay snide"
Naw fam, I'm straight. |
KenboSlice
09.30.16 | Butt |
Snide
09.30.16 | So basically the site's looking to be about 10% boobs and 90% butts from this list. |
Muisc4Life26
09.30.16 | For me i'm more of a butt guy
but tits are nice |
Snide
09.30.16 | I don't get the fascination with butts honestly. |
WatchItExplode
09.30.16 | Every creature on the planet has a butt, I would I find myself more interested in the unique features of a female anatomy |
Wearingyourmomsface
09.30.16 | "I don't get the fascination with butts honestly."
Well, they are the sweet, sweet cushions enveloping the true pleasures between. |
Impervious
09.30.16 | Yeah a woman with less than B cups make me feel like there's no fun to be had |
iloveyouall
09.30.16 | do you not realise that nipples/areolas exist or do you just want a trophy bitch? |
AsleepInTheBack
09.30.16 | Boobs all the way |
Wearingyourmomsface
09.30.16 | @Impervious. Lots of fun to be had, exploring every other inch of her body. Ass and legs man |
kascetcadettt
09.30.16 | hey guys can you stop talking about sex you're making me uncomfortable |
Wearingyourmomsface
09.30.16 | Preferentially, if you can get your hands on a girl that's "stacked" at both ends, then obviously yeah, its awesome.
But I wont turn away a chick just because she has none existent boobs. Provided she has a supple rear.
Though I very well may turn down a girl with a nice rack and a bum like a boy. |
kascetcadettt
09.30.16 | shut the fuck up |
Zig
09.30.16 | Boobs. |
iloveyouall
09.30.16 | hey doom wanna fuck? |
kascetcadettt
09.30.16 | oh yea with you of course sach |
kascetcadettt
09.30.16 | but you gotta teach me thingz |
kascetcadettt
09.30.16 | i don't want to let you down u kno |
Wearingyourmomsface
09.30.16 | Hi... I shut down instead of up. Hope you deem that as acceptable. |
iloveyouall
09.30.16 | i'll start off slow.
anything 4 u |
DoofusWainwright
09.30.16 | Ass wins |
owen
09.30.16 | kys |
Flugmorph
09.30.16 | I like both a lot
But boobs slightly win |
Flugmorph
09.30.16 | though i agree with what Wearingyourmomsface said |
Dodenakker
09.30.16 | Boobs. Definitely. |
iloveyouall
09.30.16 | pussy > all tbh |
Wearingyourmomsface
09.30.16 | Duh |
Pajolero
09.30.16 | One doesn't work without the other for me. But if you put a gun to my head I'd prolly say butts. Butts are fun. |
iloveyouall
09.30.16 | cameltoe > cleavage as well |
Whispered4tw
09.30.16 | armpits
who gives two shits about some shitty ass or whale tits |
demoncleaner
09.30.16 | Both.
But I'd say butts slightly win for me, because I think the overall physique of nice butt/hips is a lot more important to me. |
ZippaThaRippa
09.30.16 | I'm a pussy guy first and foremost.
Bottomless > Topless
Whether it's shaven, trimmed or a little wild, there's something aesthetically pleasing about a healthy vagina. |
smaugman
09.30.16 | slightly above the kneecap |
iloveyouall
09.30.16 | "Whether it's shaven, trimmed or a little wild, there's something aesthetically pleasing about a healthy vagina."
100% |
Storm In A Teacup
09.30.16 | Bottomless > Topless
well when you put it like that I have to choose bottomless |
Whispered4tw
09.30.16 | most pussies look like sea monsters tho |
ZippaThaRippa
09.30.16 | Adorable sea monsters |
Storm In A Teacup
09.30.16 | yeah they're cute as fuck |
Whispered4tw
09.30.16 | eating them out sometimes feels like participating in a Fear Factor challenge |
guitarded_chuck
09.30.16 | big booty small titty pretty petite grills pls |
Wearingyourmomsface
09.30.16 | Are you like bisexual. I drink that shit out like juice for breakfast. |
ZippaThaRippa
09.30.16 | Not a very nutritious breakfast. Natural vaginal lubrication has very little in the way of calories and protein that you will need for the rest of your day.
I wish people were less lackadaisical about breakfast. It's an important meal and should be treated as such. |
Titan
09.30.16 | a voluptuous ass and killer set of legs will get me every time |
Pajolero
09.30.16 | Yo breakfast is the most important meal of the day for sure. A great idea for a list really. |
Whispered4tw
09.30.16 | no, i'm a hygiene freak and people tend to not wash themselves properly |
guitarded_chuck
09.30.16 | what kind of girls are you letting into your life mate |
Whispered4tw
09.30.16 | 6/10 ones at best because kinda introvert and don't really make an effort |
ZippaThaRippa
09.30.16 | I've always hated that line. Because it subtly implies that if you actually put yourself out there you'd be drowning in pussy just like that. 'But I'm lazy so these 6/10 girls will do.'
yeah, alright. |
Whispered4tw
09.30.16 | sorry, didn't mean it like that at all. i'm not popular by a long shot. it's just that any experience i have is usually just superficial with no relationship involved or anything. that has more to do with my own anxiety than anything else |
Polyethylene
09.30.16 | "I'd like to lay my hands on Oscar Isaac's divine ass"
same |
Snide
09.30.16 | "eating them out sometimes feels like participating in a Fear Factor challenge"
Fucking lmao |
wwf
09.30.16 | boobs are awesome |
rockandmetaljunkie
09.30.16 | ass and pussy |
rockandmetaljunkie
09.30.16 | but boobs are like the cream of the crop |
Brewtality91
09.30.16 | boobs are awesome [2] |
Sevengill
09.30.16 | nothing beats a great bootay |
TheTripP
09.30.16 | nothing like the puff around the stank hole to really put you in another dimension |
rockandmetaljunkie
09.30.16 | don't like those big, silicone-amplified, fake breasts tbh |
rockandmetaljunkie
09.30.16 | i prefer normal sizes |
smaugman
09.30.16 | emily rajkovkkaovblabla got great boobs |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
09.30.16 | "rajkovkkaovblabla"
Probably the only funny thing you've ever said on this site. |
alienobserver
09.30.16 | butt |
claygurnz
09.30.16 | I'm a breast man but I rate asses. |
jtenders
09.30.16 | ass ass ass ass ass |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
09.30.16 | Snide while you are out your goddamn mind on this I gotta reassure you a bit and say that part of the reason this vote is so one-sided is cause Sput has an insanely larger than proportional number of dudes who are into dudes. |
jtenders
09.30.16 | "eating them out sometimes feels like participating in a Fear Factor challenge"
You made my day with this comment hahaha |
Pajolero
09.30.16 | Fake tits rule tho |
Typhoon24
09.30.16 | butt obviously |
teamster
09.30.16 | I'm a legs guy... |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
09.30.16 | "Fake tits rule tho"
Honestly never handled any but can say for sure that most I've seen in bikinis IRL look all kinds of fucked up. |
Typhoon24
09.30.16 | wtf are you gonna do with a leg |
iloveyouall
09.30.16 | hump it like a dog |
Typhoon24
09.30.16 | yeah ok u do that ill stick to some ass |
iloveyouall
09.30.16 | i'm jus gonna muff dive. ain't no interest in legs.
|
Typhoon24
09.30.16 | aight cool
teamster pls explain how legs are better than ass or tits. like i like legs but come on it's like cigs vs cocaine |
Sevengill
09.30.16 | legs and butt are a package deal
fake tits are only a problem if they're obviously fake |
IntriguingSergei
09.30.16 | Butt. Breasts are obviously great, but butts are more important for figure imo. Also, butts can be enjoyed by both parties, whereas boobs are a little one-sided. |
iloveyouall
09.30.16 | why do so many people on sput struggle with the concept of nipples? |
IntriguingSergei
09.30.16 | I'm all there, but butts still have more to offer. |
teamster
09.30.16 | I dunno Typhoon...long , shapely legs, in heels...just turn me the fuck on.. |
teamster
09.30.16 | Typhoon - google adult model Natalie Weston...best legs in the biz |
Impervious
10.01.16 | If you have no problem sucking a nipple on a flat chest, I'm sure you can find plenty of kinky dudes into that.
I'd prefer real tits but very rarely fake ones look good. Like Mia Khalifa |
BallsDeep
10.01.16 | Legs [2] then boobs then butt then elbows |
BallsDeep
10.01.16 | Legs [2] then boobs then butt then elbows |
iloveyouall
10.01.16 | ballsdeep likes his legs hairy because he is a faggot |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
10.01.16 | "elbows" |
Impervious
10.01.16 | Yeah, but you can't motorboat legs... |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
10.01.16 | That sounds like a challenge... |
Nocturnalize
10.01.16 | you can get pink eye from eating booty
motor boating won't give you pink eye
that said I'm a booty guy |
Impervious
10.01.16 | There HAS to be a fetish of motorboating a woman's calves lmfao |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
10.01.16 | Was thinking thighs tbh |
Impervious
10.01.16 | I don't enjoy eating a woman's asshole so maybe that's why there's so many butt people here lol. Smacking and pounding are cool...but there's a line drawn for me there. I think I got this figured out now |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
10.01.16 | Hella other stuff you can do than just that dude |
Nocturnalize
10.01.16 | "I don't enjoy eating a woman's asshole so maybe that's why there's so many butt people here lol. Smacking and pounding are cool...but there's a line drawn for me there. I think I got this figured out now"
probably cuz you can only get basic bitchs with flat ass's that aren't worthy of being feast upon |
Impervious
10.01.16 | Ass never makes me want to eat it lol. That's what pussy is for |
Typhoon24
10.01.16 | some asses makes me wanna eat em for sure |
Impervious
10.01.16 | Cause nothing beats the taste of shit on your palate in the heat of the moment lmfao |
Nocturnalize
10.01.16 | dont knock it till you try it |
Storm In A Teacup
10.01.16 | Thighs have to be considered when we're going with ass. Thighs are amazing |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
10.01.16 | I hear they have shower-heads nowadays in 2016. Could be a game changer. |
Impervious
10.01.16 | I'm sure if she squeaks a fart into your mouth that will change the game quite a bit too. |
Nocturnalize
10.01.16 | says the guy vouching for pussy eating, il take a fart over period blood and quiffing anyday |
rockandmetaljunkie
10.01.16 | "whereas boobs are a little one-sided"
That's not entirely true. It's different from girl to girl. And most girls i had in my life had an appetite for men's nipples and mine was no exception. |
Koris
10.01.16 | I prefer boobs by far. I don't really get attracted to the place from which someone shits, honestly |
Koris
10.01.16 | For me, it's all about boobs, legs, and vag |
Sevengill
10.01.16 | Soccer can I touch your boobs |
Maniac!
10.01.16 | soccer has obviously never even touched an ass. |
onionbubs
10.01.16 | "It's different from girl to girl" [2]
Overall, probably ass |
Koris
10.01.16 | @maniac: I have, and I didn't get the hype
@sevengill: sure |
Sevengill
10.01.16 | perf ♥ |
Keyblade
10.01.16 | put it like this, a flat chested girl with an apple bottom >>>> a girl with big tits but no ass |
FrFRfr
10.01.16 | boobs = butt |
Polyethylene
10.01.16 | "boobs = butt"
your ignorance of the human anatomy disturbs me |
FrFRfr
10.01.16 | don't judge me they're both great and you know it |
Sevengill
10.01.16 | somebody post butts |
Futures
10.01.16 | no |
demigod!
10.01.16 | butts |
Sevengill
10.01.16 | somebody else |
Gestapo
10.01.16 | THICK |
BallsDeep
10.01.16 | the fuck would you freaks want to eat a girls asshole for? It could be the most brilliantly sculpted ass on the planet but you're still essentially licking feces arent you. gross af ill stick to fish |
porcupinetheater
10.01.16 | Fuckin' Puritan |
Futures
10.01.16 | BallsDeep |
BallsDeep
10.01.16 | Futures
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Futures
10.01.16 | BallsDeep |
BallsDeep
10.01.16 | lets not |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
10.01.16 | let's* |
Futures
10.01.16 | lol |
SacredSerenity
10.01.16 | Butt. But boobs are pretty close. |
SB129
10.01.16 | My uncle sung and played guitar for Sweaty Nipples. Scott Heard.
Also, I say both. Real men choose both. |
Futures
10.01.16 | that's unfortunate |
Insurrection
10.01.16 | ass all day |
SB129
10.01.16 | What is? |
IntriguingSergei
10.01.16 | "the fuck would you freaks want to eat a girls asshole for? It could be the most brilliantly sculpted ass on the planet but you're still essentially licking feces arent you. gross af ill stick to fish"
Figure #1: Clean ass (i.e. specifically washed etc). You have an extra orifice that lends itself to more psychologically intense action, is still highly erogenous in of itself, allows for high levels of assertion and/or reversal play, can be explored lightly with mouth (!!!)/fingers for an extra tease, and can be used in conjunction with stuff occurring elsewhere.
Figure #2: Unclean ass (i.e. unwashed, probably poorly wiped upon last defecation). See Figure #1, but add bad small, bad taste and health risks. |
tacos n stuff
10.01.16 | ass is the way to go |
SB129
10.01.16 | Bruh, both. Real men say both. |
IntriguingSergei
10.01.16 | "That's not entirely true. It's different from girl to girl. And most girls i had in my life had an appetite for men's nipples and mine was no exception."
Very fair point (though my pick doesn't change).
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Sevengill
10.01.16 | can we just not have Figure #2 thanks |
Futures
10.01.16 | if you think showering cleans your asshole out you're a retard |
IntriguingSergei
10.01.16 | "can we just not have Figure #2 thanks"
I like your answer to the Figure #1 vs. Figure #2 issue. Figure #2 can be done away with pretty easily, but our friend BallsDeep has yet to learn this. |
BallsDeep
10.01.16 | Figure 2 is the stuff of nightmares, the stuff that makes you grab a bottle of industrial strength bleach and start chugging away. Plus ive only ever brought the ass(hole) into play with a longterm gf where I knew i'd be getting figure 1, although It wasnt even my mouth exploring it. Maybe ill give that a crack one day if youll pardon the pun |
IntriguingSergei
10.01.16 | Figure #2 is the vibe I got from your comment. Keep it clean and within (or maybe a tiny bit out of) your comfort zone, and you can go a long way with Figure #1. |
wtferrothorn
10.01.16 | The third "B" |
Veldin
10.01.16 | ASSMAN |
hal1ax
10.01.16 | Butt , thighs , hips , boobs in that order. |
Nazzadan
10.01.16 | Butt , thighs , hips , boobs in that order. [2] |
SandwichBubble
10.01.16 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tujqM2u-BVo |
Storm In A Teacup
10.01.16 | there's so much forplay to have with a butt and sexy thighs. have to switch my answer from boobs to butt if the thigh is included. |
Storm In A Teacup
10.01.16 | I'm trying to take a serious break from getting laid but it gets so hard |
BallsDeep
10.01.16 | Ay Nice Double entendre. Tho If srs why? |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
10.01.16 | He got aids last time. RIP Storm. |
Koris
10.02.16 | "the fuck would you freaks want to eat a girls asshole for? It could be the most brilliantly sculpted ass on the planet but you're still essentially licking feces arent you. gross af ill stick to fish"
And this man has brilliantly described why I prefer tits |
ArsMoriendi
10.02.16 | Butt
But obviously I'd choose butt haha |
Koris
10.02.16 | On the guy side of things, I'd still choose the nips or the dick over the butt |
ArsMoriendi
10.02.16 | Nips on a guy are sometimes kinda boring
Choosing between dick and butt on a guy's kind of a challenging one, but I guess I'd choose dick lol |
Gestapo
10.02.16 | the fuck would you freaks want to eat a girls asshole for? It could be the most brilliantly sculpted ass on the planet but you're still essentially check darkthronelicking feces arent you. gross af ill stick to fish |
Futures
10.02.16 | the fuck would you freaks want to eat a girls asshole for? It could be the most brilliantly sculpted ass on the planet but you're still essentially check darkthronelicking feces arent you. gross af ill stick to fish |
ZippaThaRippa
10.02.16 | I mean, if you're fresh out of the shower and you've had a good rinse, the butthole can be as sanitary as any other orifice. The butthole is an erogenous zone. I've found that my girlfriend prefers the trinity. Dick in the pussy, tongue on the nipples, finger in the ass. Hit every point at once. |
SacredSerenity
10.02.16 | Just because you prefer butt you don't have to eat it out?? |
naughtcturnal
05.10.21 | delet |
TheSpirit
05.10.21 | Butt |
SandwichBubble
05.10.21 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tujqM2u-BVo [2] |
DrMaximus
05.11.21 | Cheeks |