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Reviews 34
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Album Ratings 63
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Last Active 01-20-18 3:49 am
Joined 03-28-17
Review Comments 1,022
| Pick Your Death
heybatterbatterbatterbatterbatterpancake! | | 1 |  | Death
Scream Bloody Gore
Regular, no frills, no cream or sugar, just plain old death. | | 2 |  | Death From Above
You're a Woman, I'm a Machine
Falling pianos, pennies dropped from skyscrapers, plummeting suiciders, parts of space stations, bombs etc. | | 3 |  | Death in June
Rose Clouds of Holocaust
Anything is better than paying that air conditioning electrical bill. | | 4 |  | Acid Death
Hall of Mirrors
Come visit London, former cradle of civilization. | | 5 |  | Death Courier
Necrorgasm
U-Haul, as in U get Hauled to the afterlife, all couch-like. | | 6 |  | Napalm Death
Diatribes
DO try to make napalm at home. | | 7 |  | Death Sentence
Not A Pretty Sight
Like the end of the Green Mile, except no one weeps for you, and there's streamers and confetti and tiki cups. | | 8 |  | Merciless Death
Realm of Terror
Formerly the Latin boy band No Mercy. | | 9 |  | Death Vomit (RUS)
Death Vomit
Like Jimi Hendrix, the guy from AC DC ABC BBC, and my neighbor Jimmy Pukemouth. | | 10 |  | Nuclear Death
Carrion for Worm
If the Chineseses don't get us, it surely will. | | 11 |  | Sudden Death
Injection of Hate
Birthday parties, prank shows, banana peels, the occasional bris, divorce proceedings and any time someone might yell Surprise. | | 12 |  | Megadeth
Rust in Peace
Like 1, but more motherfucking, mantitsqueezing, toenailsucking, hairyassslapping Mega, naturally. | |
CompostCompote
05.21.18 | Pick your poison, unless poison is your death of choice, in which case pick 'Poison.' | Egarran
05.21.18 | The little death. | Mentasm
05.21.18 | Death In June - Nada! | SitruK6
05.21.18 | 1 is da best death | WretchedCacophony
05.21.18 | how about that all black Jazz band from the 70s named Death? | DoofusWainwright
05.21.18 | Death in Vegas - death caused by a parachute malfunction while diving to terra firma dressed in an Elvis fat suit? | CugnoBrasso
05.21.18 | Death cab for cutie - passenger seat
I'm more of a quiet natural death guy | Hawks
05.21.18 | 1 is da best death [2] | Divaman
05.22.18 | Makes no difference. Life sucks and then you die. And then you get reincarnated, so you have to come back and do it all again. | butcherboy
05.22.18 | Yes, it's called cyanide sky diving.. | Divaman
05.22.18 | And it never ends. | artiswar
05.22.18 | mind blown | Egarran
05.22.18 | Doesn't sound very badass though. I'm thinking he should launch fireworks and end it all in a big explosion over The White House once the cyanide has been ingested. | Astral Abortis
05.22.18 | i resent 1 being the posterchild for "no frills" considering how innovative and groundbreaking it was | Koris
05.22.18 | Of course you have to turn it back into a genre/band argument Snox. Way to go off topic again (for that reason - again).
Anyway, I'd like to ingest a live bomb and then get catapulted into the sunset so I go out in a literal blaze of glory as I explode in the sky | Astral Abortis
05.22.18 | i never mentioned anything about genre or band | Koris
05.22.18 | You were obviously referring to the album itself that was selected for 1 | Astral Abortis
05.22.18 | So? | FakeOne
05.22.18 | Murder By Death - Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
Obviously | Zeuzo
05.22.18 | Deathtones | CompostCompote
05.22.18 | I actually think 1 is quite frilly, pal! So frilly, i always imagine a chubby metalhead in pink lingerie doing the twist in front of his bedroom mirror.. | Koris
05.22.18 | Thanks for the lovely image, Compost | CompostCompote
05.22.18 | I'm assuming that's what Pretty in Pink is about. Just a jilted metalhead with his mouth full of carrot cake mumbling: "It's far more technical and progressive that it first appears, you guys." | guitarded_chuck
05.22.18 | brain aneurysm while asleep a day after i turn 100 | CompostCompote
05.22.18 | Hey! 75 more years of this delightful happy go lucky munchkin fluff over here. | Egarran
05.22.18 | We have technical immortality coming up, though. Death may become what a slight headache is today. | sixdegrees
07.17.18 | earth's collision with the planet Nibiru |
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