kkarron
08.11.22 | serious answers only please |
Sharenge
08.11.22 | daily |
Storm In A Teacup
08.11.22 | 8 to 14 times a week. A rare day is when I have to take 3 showers in a day when I work multiple shifts outside and it stays over 95 outside. A rarer day would be not having a shower at all. |
Purpl3Spartan
08.11.22 | Daily for the most part |
Kusangii
08.11.22 | Every or every other day unless I'm in a complete rut |
Demon of the Fall
08.11.22 | daily, twice at times like this. i.e. hot as fuck outside
I'm not overweight and do exercise but for whatever reason I've always sweated a lot (partially anxiety related I reckon), so I could never consider going without and on hotter days I have to shower when I get home too. I feel horrid otherwise. |
Deez
08.11.22 | Whenever my balls smell like vinegar |
Sharenge
08.11.22 | I think what you meant to say is "whenever deez nuts smell like vinegar" |
gravityswitch
08.11.22 | daily, but twice a day since the heatwave (just running cold water for the second one actually). |
claygurnz
08.11.22 | Once a day when I wake up without fail, if I workout then I shower after so twice |
JohnnyoftheWell
08.11.22 | Once in the morning to wake up, once in the evening to get the day off my skin. Sometimes take a bath instead in the evening |
Gyromania
08.11.22 | I take about 8 baths a week and prob 5 showers |
zakalwe
08.11.22 | When the Sun travels along its northernmost path in the sky I put the juggling balls down and have a quick whores bath |
Jasdevi087
08.11.22 | daily and upto twice daily, got to with this crazy schedule of grass touching |
Jasdevi087
08.11.22 | zak i have no idea wtf you just said but it gives me medieval court jester vibes and i respect that a lot |
Josh D.
08.11.22 | ? |
ArsMoriendi
08.11.22 | Daily, almost always early morning |
Demon of the Fall
08.11.22 | also sometimes I admittedly forgo the morning shower if I'm taking myself off for a run mid-morning, because having one seems like a waste of time, energy, water etc. (only relevant at weekends usually)
If I'm running later in the day this doesn't apply, obviously |
fogza
08.11.22 | "Sometimes take a bath instead in the evening"
so bohemian |
fogza
08.11.22 | daily for me |
STIGMATIZED
08.11.22 | daily. this isn't reddit you know |
pizzamachine
08.11.22 | A lot |
ReefaJones
08.11.22 | Everytime after I train so like 4 times a week. The other days I just wash my armpits and crotch. |
JeremiahBullfrog
08.11.22 | Once everyday at least, how everyone in a first world country with water access should be showering. No idea why I still have to smell stale BO in 2022. |
anode
08.11.22 | Once in the morning and once at night. Sometimes I skip the morning if I’m running late but my dick starts to smell so not ideal |
DarkSideOfLucca
08.11.22 | Once a day, sometimes twice if I have to shower before the gym |
SharkTooth
08.11.22 | twice a day, one in the morning and one before I go to bed |
TheSpirit
08.11.22 | once a day during the week, first thing in the morning. on the weekend it depends on whether i have anything to do or if i am going to stay in like the recluse i am and gorge myself on tacos and/or poke bowls |
Relinquished
08.11.22 | what kind of broke boy question is this |
anode
08.11.22 | This is the kind of question that we need so we can get a census in the hygiene of sputnik users |
tommygun
08.11.22 | Twice daily obv
Before leaving the house and before getting into bed |
mrdogthrow
08.11.22 | waffle stomping is badass |
MO
08.11.22 | "what kind of broke boy question is this"
seriously. shit don't change till you get up an wash yo ass |
el_newg
08.11.22 | maybe like once every couple weeks |
Sinternet
08.11.22 | Daily but unless you sweat a lot twice a day is kinda bad for you, stops your body from relenisbing natural oils and you shouldnt use chemical soaps or gels to wash if you do |
fogza
08.11.22 | "relenisbing"
this typo is somehow pleasing |
Trebor.
08.11.22 | I only wash the key areas every day and a full body shower like once a week. Since I started showering less my skin has been less dry and I smell less often |
IsisScript80
08.11.22 | "Daily for the most part"
"daily"
"Once a day when I wake up without fail, if I workout then I shower after so twice"
"A lot"
Etc...
An internet nerd community claiming reasonable personal hygiene.
Hmmm... |
Wildcardbitchesss
08.11.22 | if I’m working before and after my shift, if I’m off usually just before I go to bed |
Egarran
08.11.22 | So what soaps do you guys use? |
beefshoes
08.11.22 | Dawn dish detergent |
PotsyTater
08.11.22 | Not surprised reefa has the worst hygiene here |
TheTripP
08.11.22 | Every night before bedtime, I may miss a night on the weekends though depending on how late I stay up gaming/drinking.
Soap: Dove Men Care Relaxing Eucalyptus and Cedar Hydrating Body Wash Soap (I looked it up to remember) |
Demon of the Fall
08.11.22 | Getting in the shower wakes me up, can’t imagine doing it before bed
Also night sweats often make me feel yucky by the morning |
SharkTooth
08.11.22 | old spice body wash, current one is the 'Swagger' brand |
TheTripP
08.11.22 | I mean a warm to hot shower and taking melatonin beforehand helps you get loose and tired real fast, I wash my face in the mornings because honestly I wake up way to late for work and wouldn't make it in time if I did shower. |
Demon of the Fall
08.11.22 | I get up way too early and sit down with my coffee, the wife gets up first and I could never sleep after that. I have like a full hour and a half before leaving the house sometimes, no way I need all that
Understandable though, used to be the same once upon a time |
PotsyTater
08.11.22 | “ old spice body wash”
🤢🤮🤮🤮 bruhh
Y’all need soap help |
PotsyTater
08.11.22 | “ Dove Men Care”
😣😣😣 |
gryndstone
08.11.22 | once a day unless i feel gross on a particularly hot one |
gryndstone
08.11.22 | re Soap: Depending on the day those shitty super plain ones from the supermarket or something from Lush |
TheTripP
08.11.22 | Well @Potsy give some mofuggin suggestions |
PotsyTater
08.11.22 | ZumBar Dragon’s Blood goat milk soap is amazing, it has the best lather of any soap I’ve ever used. Saje soaps are good, great scents but pricey. Dr. Squatch soaps are really good even tho their marketing is cringey as fuck. Also expensive tho but you can cut them in half to preserve. Only flavour I wouldn’t recommend is the fresh falls. Lush stuff is fine but I prefer their shampoos and scrubs to their soaps. I like BIG as it has sea salt in it which is great for exfoliating your scalp. There is also a really nice charcoal one. Highly recommend Kiel’s Facial Fuel for a face scrub. |
gravityswitch
08.11.22 | Savon de Marseille here, yeah boiii |
PotsyTater
08.11.22 | If you are lazy or low maintenance, Dr Bronners liquid Castile soap is great too and you can just use it for everything as long as you don’t have sensitive skin |
PotsyTater
08.11.22 | “ Savon de Marseille here”
This looks great |
Wildcardbitchesss
08.11.22 | look I use dove and it gets the job done. I’m not going to a fuckin boutique to buy soap |
PotsyTater
08.11.22 | Everything I said can be found in either a supermarket or online except lush 😂 |
PotsyTater
08.11.22 | Ask any lady on the planet if little things like not using garbage soap goes a long way in making men more attractive. I’m jus tryna help 😂 |
Wildcardbitchesss
08.11.22 | I haven’t gotten any complaints |
TheTripP
08.11.22 | I agree with @wild, but I love the smell of Dragon's Blood so for @potsy I am gonna buy me some milk soap, do you use it on it's own or use a rag/loofa to scrub it? |
PotsyTater
08.11.22 | “ I haven’t gotten any complaints”
Any reasonable woman will look through a man’s bathroom and then laugh about it with their friends. Just because you haven’t had complaints doesn’t mean they aren’t being raised
@thetripp Im a loofa guy. Especially with that soap cuz it lathers so good. |
TheTripP
08.11.22 | Cool I prefer loofas myself! I will letcha know what I think of it once it comes in |
oisincoleman64
08.11.22 | wash your ball |
TheTripP
08.11.22 | which one in particular? |
PotsyTater
08.11.22 | Wash the little one and just let the other one marinate |
TheTripP
08.11.22 | Okay will compare smell/texture/bacteria volume in a month |
Sinternet
08.11.22 | wash ur ass too while ur at it guys wanna get ass eaten and then dont clean 🤮 |
PotsyTater
08.11.22 | Yeah seriously, I just saw a Reddit post of a guy asking if anyone else spread their cheeks in the shower to get a deep clean and was deeply disturbed by how many answers were “no” or “that’s gay” |
Storm In A Teacup
08.11.22 | Anyone who says “that’s gay” to that specific thing is probably anti-abortion. |
Nomos2
08.11.22 | People are nuts about dirty butts, I swear. Just wild about neglecting hygiene. They use their cheeks to protect their anus during a shower, depriving them of a good cleave. I also am an attentive public shitter. You guys ever be in a bathroom stall and hear people? They wipe for four seconds and peace out, content with all the dingleberries growing there. Any sane person wipes deep until all traces of brown are gone.
yes, I am passionate about this. people are so gross. |
Nomos2
08.11.22 | agreed, anyone who says "that's gay", or "that's retarded" also supports the thin blue line |
Wildcardbitchesss
08.11.22 | you guys put water in ur ass?
That’s literally communism |
PotsyTater
08.11.22 | @nomos hell yeah brother. I honestly actively do my best to not shit in public because first of all ew but mostly of all it does not facilitate the kind of clean up job that I expect and deserve. I keep moist toilettes at home but if I’m somewhere that doesn’t have them I still do everything in my power to use water and tp to clean up without a single trace, and in a public bathroom with stalls you can’t exactly just hobble over to the sink real quick to moisten some tp and a 100% dry wipe just does not do it for me |
Wildcardbitchesss
08.11.22 | I actually really do fuck with baby wipes. Toilet paper leaves shit in there |
PotsyTater
08.11.22 | You gotta get a good inch of rectum returning tp tests white as snow or else you have not completed your job. |
PotsyTater
08.11.22 | Hell yeah moist towelette gang |
PotsyTater
08.11.22 | You can straight up FEEL when you haven’t done a good enough job, I don’t know how dudes live their lives walking around with itchy butthole |
TheTripP
08.11.22 | FLUSHABLE wipes for sure, and yeah I wipe my ass maybe a little too intently (in the shower)... but I fear being the guy that smells. I like being the hygienic guy, plus the occasional eaten ass
*edit* yeah work and bar wipes are straight ass... making me chafe and shit |
osmark86
08.11.22 | once every hour |
Nomos2
08.11.22 | thanks for the butthole solidarity, brothers
clean ya holes people, it's easy
wipe until it's bone dry and white
anything else is a pig-like admission of wearing filth like a badge |
PotsyTater
08.11.22 | Yeah flushable of course
“
*edit* yeah work and bar wipes are straight ass... making me chafe and shit”
I have a secret wipe stash at work lol |
PotsyTater
08.11.22 | Ok here’s where we might diverge but sitting or standing? I don’t know how people wipe sitting. It’s insane. If I’m not in public not only will I stand, but I will take my pants off of one leg so that I can put my foot up on the nearest stable surface for maximum spread so that I can maximize wipe efficiency, depth, and detail |
PotsyTater
08.11.22 | If I can’t do the leg prop I guess it’s more of a reluctant crouch than a stand but it’s certainly not a sit |
combustion07
08.11.22 | Every other day/Everyday depending on how hard the work day was. Not gonna lie though I've fell into some deep depressions and had some times where I'm just straight up nasty tbh lol |
TheTripP
08.11.22 | Sitting and leaning, I am pretty lanky so I can spread and reach and such with ease lmao |
TheTripP
08.11.22 | glad you are in a better place @combustion |
PotsyTater
08.11.22 | Like do you lean forward or lean to one side? I heard people sayin they REACH INTO THE TOULET BOWL BETWEEN THEIR LEGS AND WIPE FORWARD like BRUHHH WUT |
GhandhiLion
08.11.22 | weird comment |
pizzamachine
08.11.22 | Sounds like y’all both need showers bad damn |
Storm In A Teacup
08.11.22 | How would each of you feel if this were the last thread you saw on Sputnik before the site finally died forever? |
Koris
08.11.22 | "Like do you lean forward or lean to one side? I heard people sayin they REACH INTO THE TOULET BOWL BETWEEN THEIR LEGS AND WIPE FORWARD like BRUHHH WUT"
Yeah, that's how people get UTIs. BACK TO THE FRONT!
Anyway, I stand when wiping. And it seems like people in one camp can never understand the logic of the other camp. People who sit wiping think the standing ones are crazy, and vice versa... personally, I can understand both methods, but the sitting technique is just awkward and uncomfortable for me |
Koris
08.11.22 | But if you wanna REALLY show dominance in the restroom, you pull down your pants when using the urinal. That's the ultimate alpha move |
ArsMoriendi
08.11.22 | What kind of soap/shampoo/conditioner do you guys use |
Koris
08.11.22 | Irish Spring body wash and Head & Shoulders shampoo for me :] |
pizzamachine
08.11.22 | Head and shoulders shampoo for me or I get dandruff |
sonictheplumber
08.11.22 | do not use any product that says "for men" or "6 in 1" or any crazy shit like that |
sonictheplumber
08.11.22 | im friends with some dudes who are like "i dont wanna smell like a girl" but they also dont get laid ever |
pizzamachine
08.11.22 | It’s not really just for men, it’s just advertised that way |
sonictheplumber
08.11.22 | true i know some hot ass ladies who use scottish athlete's 7 in 1 blend |
sonictheplumber
08.11.22 | as far as yucky things though i do shit in public but im pretty good at wiping ass and my diet tends to produce good dookie |
pizzamachine
08.11.22 | “Woman’s” body wash is lit I don’t know who wouldn’t want to smell like peppermints or some delicious shit the choice is obvious |
ArsMoriendi
08.11.22 | -the Pantene shampoo for curly hair
-the Pantene moisture renewal conditioner
-Classic Dove soap (best common soap for those with eczema since it doesn't dry skin out as much)
|
PotsyTater
08.11.22 | “ Irish Spring body wash and Head & Shoulders shampoo for me :]”
BrUuuhhUuuuUhhh |
pizzamachine
08.11.22 | Can’t tell if you’re pained or aroused |
CygnusX1
08.11.22 | I used to use basic ass old spice body wash crap, then my eyes were opened to the world of p r o d u c t s and now skin care game is legit |
Koris
08.11.22 | I mean hey, it gets the job done |
pizzamachine
08.11.22 | you could smell like an entire pine forest complete with tree sap up the ass why choose Old Spice |
ReefaJones
08.12.22 | All those skin care products are a giant scam lmao but I guess dudes these days are so desperate for pussy they'll fall for anything |
Eakflanderyof
08.12.22 | Twice a day because it keeps my eczema at bay |
JAV
08.12.22 | Depends. If I get sweaty every day I will shower every day. If not every other day is preferred. |
pizzamachine
08.12.22 | Yeh |
sonictheplumber
08.12.22 | skin care products arent a scam, idk how dudes think its manly to not use lotion |
Colton
08.12.22 | I use a 6 in 1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash/shaving cream/toothpaste/peanut butter |
beefshoes
08.12.22 | Disturbed by the fact that no one here has mentioned a bidet.
|
WatchItExplode
08.12.22 | I have a hard time believing that sputnickers are active enough to require multiple showers a daily |
PotsyTater
08.12.22 | @beef if it makes you feel any better I’ve been thinking about bidets all day because of this thread |
rockarollacola
08.12.22 | Once a day, usually before bed. Sometimes twice a day if I feel nasty when I wake up. |
Colton
08.12.22 | bidets are unnecessary |
Sharenge
08.12.22 | water isn't |
LeddSledd
08.12.22 | good thread |
LeddSledd
08.12.22 | shower daily currently cuz it's 95+ almost every day and a cold shower after work is the only thing keeping me sane |
TRMshadow
08.12.22 | Daily, unless it's a cool day all day and I don't go out (don't sweat at all). |
ReefaJones
08.12.22 | "skin care products arent a scam, idk how dudes think its manly to not use lotion"
Moisturizers aren't a scam but that's about all you need. All the other shit is useless |
Demon of the Fall
08.12.22 | of course there was a discussion about shitting in here, lol Sput
but yeah, lean to the side while sitting is the only way
I don't have anything against men using moisturiser (why would you?) I've just literally never given it a moments thought... maybe I should? |
Demon of the Fall
08.12.22 | 'im friends with some dudes who are like "i dont wanna smell like a girl" but they also dont get laid ever'
when I cannot be arsed washing my hair I reach for the coconut dry shampoo and don't look back, cocoa butter hand cream is smells pretty damn nice as well - makes me wanna lick my hands after using it |
ReefaJones
08.12.22 | "I don't have anything against men using moisturiser (why would you?) I've just literally never given it a moments thought... maybe I should?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiH-_ZUILk0
it's a comedy bit but basically this |
DaveTrane
08.12.22 | i shower every second day and try to use as little water as possible -> 5-7 l |
mindleviticus
08.19.22 | Daily maybe twice a day if I'm running or working out
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bighubbabuddha
06.15.23 | rarely, i love BO |
DoofDoof
06.15.23 | twice a day |
StormChaser
06.15.23 | daily at the minimum |
mindleviticus
06.15.23 | once a day unless I work out |
SomeCallMeTim
06.15.23 | whenever your mom showers |
kkarron
06.16.23 | of all the lists to necromance... |
Koris
06.16.23 | What the fuck was I thinking with some of my earlier comments on this thread? lol |
Koris
06.16.23 | Anyway, I shower once a day. With the exception of weekends, where I'll occasionally give myself a non-shower day, especially if I'm not going anywhere |
LastRites442
06.16.23 | One in the morning & if I work out in the evening then a second shower before bed is my typical routine. |
gryndstone
06.16.23 | typically every night, i'll skip one if i didn't really exert any physical energy for the day though |
Pheromone
06.16.23 | haven't showered once this year |
MoM
06.16.23 | “ I shower once a day. With the exception of weekends, where I'll occasionally give myself a non-shower day, especially if I'm not going anywhere”
[2] |
Egarran
06.16.23 | I only bathe in goat's milk. |
robertsona
06.16.23 | Every day in the morning |
fogza
06.16.23 | I shower 14 times a day my fingers are permanently pruned |