SrightryEpic
03.29.10 | help me in any way you can |
Inveigh
03.29.10 | The Devil And God Are Asian In Srightry |
SrightryEpic
03.29.10 | i prefer this new manifestation of myserf |
atrink
03.29.10 | That is exactly what I'm doing |
SrightryEpic
03.29.10 | is there a cure? |
Insurrection
03.29.10 | Take your pants off. |
SrightryEpic
03.29.10 | what do i do then? |
porch
03.29.10 | Apply an industrial strength adhesive to your penis and wait 24 hours. |
Insurrection
03.29.10 | Stand up. |
SrightryEpic
03.29.10 | h'okay standing up. now what? |
Insurrection
03.29.10 | You're officially cured. |
SrightryEpic
03.29.10 | but I still haven't achieved anything with my life, I still have the feeling that I'll never amount to anything and that I don't deserve the love that anyone might be willing to dote upon me ;_; |
Insurrection
03.29.10 | If it helps, I've always had a small sexual attraction to you... |
Transient
03.29.10 | if it helps, no-one is going to love you anyway |
bungy
03.29.10 | Did you get my homing pigeon? |
SrightryEpic
03.29.10 | that was yours? oh my god bungy I'm so sorry I ate it :x |
bungy
03.29.10 | You ate Eagle!? |
SrightryEpic
03.29.10 | well I mean at first it flew through my window, to which I was surprised to say the least. He just decided to sit in my house and I was having none of that, so I shooed him away! Then he shat all over my living room carpet. I just saw red and before I knew it he was roasting in the fireplace. I'm so sorry bungy, can you forgive me? |
bungy
03.29.10 | It isn't Eagle I'm upset about. I have an entire farm of pigeons named after different types of birds to replace her...but inside of a pouch along Eagle's stomach I had slipped a copy of a City of Caterpillar demo, previously unheard of. It was the only one. And you ate it. |
SrightryEpic
03.29.10 | oh that explains the caterpillars crawling around in my poop :c
regardless I just opened that hayley williams video ready to release my sticky juices only to find that the video link was dead or whatever what a bonerkill |
pizzamachine
07.10.22 | Interesting list/thread |