macadoolahicky
04.21.12 | Fun fact: the guy next to Rose and Jack as the ship completely sinks was a documented survivor. Can't
remember his name unfortunately, and too lazy to look it up again. Off to see the movie right now
anyway. Also, the ship was made of steel, not iron. The rivets were iron, but the plates were all
steel. |
SgtPepper
04.21.12 | you might think this is a stupid comment but i'm going to say it anyway.
Why didnt they take turns pushing each other on the floating door at the end? They both could have probably survived. I always
thought it was very selfish of the female character to let the guy keep her a float in freezing water- that's fucked up. I get that
it's a movie, and that without that scene the movie would not have been as emotionally moving, but its just something that
bothered me about the movie. |
Butkuiss
04.22.12 | Never seen it. |
rockandmetaljunkie
04.22.12 | Overrated film |
someguest
04.22.12 | Are you a woman? |
Ire
04.22.12 | alice made a new account |
someguest
04.22.12 | "alice made a new account"
lol |
MMX
04.22.12 | 3D titties |
someguest
04.22.12 | yeah MMX they're 3D in real life too, check it sometime. |
klap
04.22.12 | someguest on a good one tonight |
MMX
04.22.12 | I know, but they aren't the size of trash can lids in real life |
someguest
04.22.12 | you're seeking the wrong women then |
Cerbyrus
04.22.12 | the best part of the movie is the propeller guy |
Recspecs
04.22.12 | someguest is right dude nothing like a set of real titties to play with. |
MMX
04.22.12 | well my girl is out of town so I'm low on options |
someguest
04.22.12 | 'hey mom wanna hang out tonight' |
Recspecs
04.22.12 | Go visit your mother or go to a titty bar or go to a bar and hit on a fat chick. |
MMX
04.22.12 | Don't have any 1's laying around and fat chicks need love too, but they aren't getting the loving they need from me |
someguest
04.22.12 | go grind on an obese middle aged woman and find the true excitement of life |
MMX
04.22.12 | Whatever floats your boat man
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someguest
04.22.12 | go to a gay bar and deny everyone to boost your self esteem |
Recspecs
04.22.12 | I don't mind a chick with a little bit of weight, something to grab on. Shit feels good. YOU SHOULD TRY IT MMX YOU MIGHT LIKE A FAT TIGHT VAGINA. |
MMX
04.22.12 | Might go with someguest's last idea
and Respecs NO I CAN WAIT TILL MY FUNSIZED GIRL GETS BACK |
Recspecs
04.22.12 | Fun size? Fuck that shit, 200+ pounds or not all bro. |
Shuyin
04.22.12 | i could totally rewatch Titanic in 3d.
and yea, its an awsome movie. |
Deviant.
04.22.12 | Outside of its obvious technical merits the movie really is terrible |
HitlerIsGod
04.22.12 | nah, it was pretty gay. |
Graveyard
04.22.12 | aside from kate winslet, the film falls more on the monotonous side |
Deviant.
04.22.12 | I just think the movie would have been far more effective if he had just made the entire thing an ensemble piece with no real main characters and spent the entire time just going back and forth between them all, from their arrival on the ship, life on the ship especially between the alternating classes, and then as they all tried to survive after the crash/sinking. In a way Cameron kinda did that but I just don't think he should have revolved the plot around just two people, especially when one of them is engaged to someone else who then subsequently decides to chase after them on a SINKING SHIP shooting at them. If I wanted to watch Romeo & Juliet I would have just watched THAT movie |
KILL
04.22.12 | haha shitty movie |
HitlerIsGod
04.22.12 | they turned it into a melodramatic love story with the titanic as the backdrop. its the perfect movie for a 13 year old girl. also, leonardo was a shitty actor back then. |
Satellite
04.22.12 | http://www.avclub.com/articles/neil-degrasse-tyson-got-james-cameron-to-fix-titan,71829/
despite all of his films chugging dick, props to cameron on this |
klap
04.22.12 | deviant i imagine the box office takings disagree with your idea |
klap
04.22.12 | satellite, aliens certainly did not chug dick |
theacademy
04.22.12 | lol deviant but romeo and juliet ON THE TITANIC is so much better.
i havent seen this movie in like 13 years but i liked it back then. im pretty sure it will feel stale when i watch it again, but then EVERY MOVIE THAT ISN'T DIE HARD, HALLOWEEN, OR JAWS feels stale after a few years... |
Deviant.
04.22.12 | "deviant i imagine the box office takings disagree with your idea"
haha yeah, but this movie was never going to fail at least from a financial viewpoint |
theacademy
04.22.12 | shotty roper
ebert doesn't think videogames can be art so he's forever fucking dead to me |
macadoolahicky
04.22.12 | "deviant i imagine the box office takings disagree with your idea"
You can probably thank the forever-alone teenage girls who saw it 10 times in a row for the movie's major income, honestly. |
klap
04.22.12 | debatable considering literally everyone and their parents saw this movie |
macadoolahicky
04.22.12 | Very true, my folks also saw it when it came out. But Deviant is right, also; the movie was destined to be a box office hit. |
theacademy
04.22.12 | my gramma saw it twice. she was all: "ayo titanic got tha ill boobage son" |
Trebor.
04.22.12 | Damn even someguest is dissing, this making you the truest faggot around here.
lol so true |
theacademy
04.22.12 | but if cameron made the movie like deviant's vision (of an 'an ensemble piece with no real main characters'), it would have been a way smaller success. or a flop. who knows what people were thinking in the late 90s. Fucking American Beauty and Shakespeare in Love won best picture. |
theacademy
04.22.12 | my comment obviously intended for macadool |
HitlerIsGod
04.22.12 | its movies like this that give girls fairytale mentalities. |
theacademy
04.22.12 | you are a faggot^ |
HitlerIsGod
04.22.12 | nope. |
macadoolahicky
04.22.12 | Nah dude, it's sad but it's true. Hitler's right. This and The Notebook (I might have loved Titanic
but The Notebook was awful). I'm gonna go watch Memento now and get my mind fucked before I go
to sleep. |
theacademy
04.22.12 | I don't mean homosexual. I mean the traditional use of the term: dumb and posery. |
HitlerIsGod
04.22.12 | nope. |
theacademy
04.22.12 | actually yes i think |
HitlerIsGod
04.22.12 | hey, if you like the movie im not judging. im sure youll find your prince charming someday. |
klap
04.22.12 | memento = overrated |
Sirob
04.22.12 | hitler was gay |
macadoolahicky
04.22.12 | Hitler Was A Sensitive Man.... |
HitlerIsGod
04.22.12 | THIS IS NOT TRUE SHUT THE FUCK |
Sirob
04.22.12 | hitler was gay |
HitlerIsGod
04.22.12 | oh. |
theacademy
04.22.12 | i like the movie fine i just don't think you used "fairytale" correctly... yknow, in your courageous attempt to put down women, anonymously, on a saturday night, on a site full of dudes. you fucking faggot. |
HitlerIsGod
04.22.12 | HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN DEFEATED |
theacademy
04.22.12 | ayo: dont ask me i just work here |
macadoolahicky
04.22.12 | Uhh..... |
HitlerIsGod
04.22.12 | you must be gay |
theacademy
04.22.12 | gay how |
HitlerIsGod
04.22.12 | how gay, you tell me |
theacademy
04.22.12 | if this is some kind of weird, pervy internet thing, im leaving the thred... sorry not into that shit im all about the music. also im pretty sure what's what around here, so I guess I'll be wishing you well. Hope the 'offending strangers with ignorance and bad recs' schtick works out for you bc you seem to be, um, committed to it. best of luck in your future endeavors. |
theacademy
04.22.12 | ill actually be back to the thred later tho so its only goodbye for now |
HitlerIsGod
04.22.12 | you guys ever just sit on the shitter for hours with your laptop and sputnik? |
macadoolahicky
04.22.12 | I want to make a web series that consists entirely of Hitler calling people gay constantly and their reactions. It will be an instant hit. |
theacademy
04.22.12 | i actually gave up defecating in 94 |
theacademy
04.22.12 | you seem to be setting the creativity bar way up high. grats. |
klap
04.22.12 | burn it down, down to the gwound academy! |
theacademy
04.22.12 | nobody fucks with titanic |
Deviant.
04.22.12 | "but if cameron made the movie like deviant's vision (of an 'an ensemble piece with no real main characters'), it would have been a way smaller success. or a flop. who knows what people were thinking in the late 90s. Fucking American Beauty and Shakespeare in Love won best picture."
Probably, but it would have been a better movie! |
theacademy
04.22.12 | yea i think we can all agree on that |
macadoolahicky
04.22.12 | "nobody fucks with titanic"
Except for icebergs |
theacademy
04.22.12 | shut up faggot this is my thread |
theacademy
04.22.12 | @deviant: let's pitch a remake: From the folks who brought your Valentine's Day and New Years Eve comes Titanic, an endearing series of whimsical, hyperlinked, vignettes starring your favourite celebrities. Garry Marshall directs. Ashton Kutsher, Katherine Heigl, Jennifer Lopez, and Josh DuHamel star. |
Deviant.
04.22.12 | I was thinking more of a Robert Altman-type affair but yeah I'm game. As long as we go all Love Actually and include a scene at the end where everyone meets up again, regardless of whether or not they died |
macadoolahicky
04.22.12 | Needs more Michael Bay and George Lucas |
theacademy
04.22.12 | yeah maybe we can throw in a song that everybody sings too. like while theyre drowning. |
ZilbelPing
04.22.12 | Hahahaha this thread. |
macadoolahicky
04.22.12 | @Deviant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6mMvBeEPT4
made me think of you :D |
Deviant.
04.22.12 | "yeah maybe we can throw in a song that everybody sings too. like while theyre drowning."
I'm going down down down down down
Didn't realise you wanted to go all Magnolia with this |
theacademy
04.22.12 | ahaha nice reference. guess i didn't even realize i wanted to go Magnolia but i damn sure do now. |
Recspecs
04.22.12 | "especially when one of them is engaged to someone else who then subsequently decides to chase after them on a SINKING SHIP shooting at them"
Hahaha YES. If a remake is made, there would have to be a lesbian scene for merit of course. |
MoosechriS
04.22.12 | Im assuming after celebrating the mass tradgedy that was the sinking of the titanic, that we'll be celebrating the 100th anniversary of september the 11th in the same way in 89 years time. With movies and celebrations alike |
Recspecs
04.22.12 | I already celebrate 9/11, it's been ten years so I can make fun of it and not feel guilty. Not that I haven't already been doing that. |
theacademy
04.22.12 | well aren't you both precious. |
Recspecs
04.22.12 | Sup academy |
theacademy
04.22.12 | nm bout2 hit the hay |
Recspecs
04.22.12 | Same here man
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