theacademy
09.14.13 | they taste pretty below average |
slep
09.14.13 | damn, what kind of car do you drive that you're plowing down kangaroos with only bumper damage? |
Keyblade
09.14.13 | Friend gave me a kangaroo nutsack keychain souvenir he got from down under once..no joke. Guess you're not the only one who hates em heh. Sweet jams btw |
Hyperion1001
09.14.13 | damn i laughed at this |
slep
09.14.13 | that still sucks. I live in a woodsy area myself, and deer are abundant. I've had a lot of close calls, but never hit one. I'm paranoid about it though because they are literally the dumbest fucking animal on the face of the Earth. |
JokineAugustus
09.14.13 | Dogs? |
Hyperion1001
09.14.13 | deer suck ass too theyre all retarded and can fuck your shit up because of it |
IbenizGEO1
09.14.13 | Horses are retarded |
TheSpaceMan
09.14.13 | Yeah deer suck, I sent one flying over 6ft in the air once and had to replace my bumper. I was going 30mph in fog... |
TheSpaceMan
09.14.13 | literally walked right in front of my car at last second, didn't even look at me |
oltnabrick
09.14.13 | "From what I hear, don't deer just stand in the middle of the road or just waltz unwittingly into the path of a car?"
heard correctly. squirrels do the same thing. |
slep
09.14.13 | Yeah, deer sort of linger then just jump in front of your vehicle randomly.
One driving tip my dad always tells me is that if you're ever driving on a highway late at night, and a deer enters your path
at last second, don't swerve or slow down even, but speed up as fast as possible so that you can possibly just obliterate
the fucking thing. I guess the logic is that if you're going too slow, the deer can roll over your hood and through the
windshield.
I don't know if that piece of advice is true or not tbh, but it's just stuck with me haha |
BallsToTheWall
09.14.13 | For making this list I hope a roo clocks you cold with a straight jab to the bridge of your nose. |
Hyperion1001
09.14.13 | maybe your dad just hated deer |
BallsToTheWall
09.14.13 | Hating a kangaroo is like hating a walrus or a cardinal. Makes no fucking sense. |
BallsToTheWall
09.14.13 | Why don't you hate dolphins? They rape other dolphins and people, they commit dolphincide and in general are tremendous assholes. |
BallsToTheWall
09.14.13 | Bro, I swerved out of the way so I didn't hit a turtle. I would have glady gotten hurt for it. |
TheSpaceMan
09.14.13 | what slep says is true, you want to be accelerating when you hit a deer, because when you break the
front of your car points down (its even more noticable when breaking at higher speeds) and will force
the deer up your hood and into your windshield |
Greyvy
09.14.13 | have u ever heard of lemmings? they commit mass suicide |
evilford
09.14.13 | Sweet list especially 1, 6 and 20
deer suck and are dumb agreed
Never met any roos |
Cygnatti
09.14.13 | There are more dolphin rapes a year than shark attacks |
IbenizGEO1
09.14.13 | OMG!! dolphins are sluts |
Cygnatti
09.14.13 | It's usually really horny young males that do it. |
Greyvy
09.14.13 | dolphins kill more people per year than sharks too |
Pon
05.02.22 | @egarran |
SteakByrnes
05.02.22 | the lore runs deep |
Pon
05.02.22 | Nearly a decade later and I'm still miffed at em |
CottonSalad
05.02.22 | You’re from Australia?
8 (and ok 13) are 1 |
Pon
05.02.22 | strewth |
CottonSalad
05.02.22 | surprised, disgusted, and/or amazed?
or "truth"?
or both?
wow. |
Pheromone
05.02.22 | this is a great list |
