Review Summary: Lord take me downtown, I'm just lookin for some tush!
KISS have been rocking the scene for over 35 years and at this point, let's face it, they are a goddamn joke. No one under the age of 25 enjoys their music, and soon that age will be 30. Young people think they are the faggot version of ICP, when really ICP is the faggot version of KISS. KISS is awesome though. What hipsters like to forget, or rather, pretend is not true is that KISS influenced basically every good band since them, whether it be the Melvins or Nirvana or even Pantera (RIP DIME), KISS has rocked the nuts of countless peeps since 1974.
With what may be their 100th studio album, KISS return to rock n' roll all nite just a bit more before they are put in the nursing home. This album was definitely worth the deuce I spent on it! This record's so awesome, it goes great with some cold gin. It's sexy, like a gun that shoots love. Speaking of love, I love this album so much, I made a plaster of it! There are so many songs, I got to choose which one is my favorite! This album is great with the volume at full blast! I really love it loud! The cover art is awesome, almost as beautiful as a black diamond. It's so hot, I had to call the firehouse!
Sonic Boom is truly a record for the thunder god. It inspires me to lick it up. Listening to this album is like a rocket ride. It really shocks me, and makes me feel better, and even wants to make me put on my black leather.
The only downside is that these kings of the nighttime world obviously didn't spend too much time in the ladies room this go-around, because these songs don't contain as much love-makin' as I would have hoped from a band like KISS.
No matter what hipsters will always say about KISS, I love them. And I like Sonic Youth. And King Diamond. So KISS is really like the Beatles. They're for everyone. And I sure know something when I say their timeless music makes me want to shout out loud everytime I hear it.
