Rob Zombie
Educated Horses


3.5
great

Review

by TheSmashBro USER (30 Reviews)
November 19th, 2011 | 12 replies


Release Date: 2006 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Rob goes back to his horror metal roots with "Educated Horses", but does it sound as good as his spectacular debut?

Rob Zombie is a great talent overall. With me not being a fan of White Zombie (though More Human Than Human is alright), going solo seems to be the best decision that he could have made in his career. After releasing the incredible "Hellbilly Deluxe", he made what I consider to be his most overrated album "The Sinister Urge." which kind of combined the heavy elements of Hellbilly Deluxe and the groove elements of his times in White Zombie. The grooviness of the album was a turn off to me, though it's heavier moments are the highlight and are pretty good overall. After that, he went back to something closer to his old style with "Educated Horses." This is the thing that Rob needed to bring him back to his extremely heavy, horror-esque style, but is it truly as good as it sounds?

"Educated Horses" opens with "Sawdust in the Blood" and you notice something. Acoustics? In a Rob Zombie album? Yes. There is certainly more acoustic guitar in this album than in his past two albums combined. I think it sounds pretty good and mixes well with the heavier songs.

Following that short opening is "American Witch." This shows the direction that some of the lyrics in this album are going. This, along with other songs focus on the Salem Witch Trials of 1692. This is one of my favorite things to learn about in American history so this focus is a great addition to the album, American Witch also happens to be one of the best songs on the album. Having great guitar work, and lyrics that impressively makes you mentally picture the Salem Witch Trials. The animated music video is also something to check out, for it follows a witch who wears little more than boots, gloves, and a hat. That and it's pretty badass (no pun intended)

The album takes a short trip downhill with the next song "Foxy Foxy." This song is total garbage and doesn't deserve to be a single on this album. It has the sound of a mediocre classic rock song and completely meaningless and forgettable lyrics. Don't even bother listening to this one.

"17 Year Locust" has a very interesting sound. Rob's vocals on this one are very unique with great instrumental backup by the rest of the band. Not as heavy as some others on this album but still a good song overall.

Let's skip ahead a little bit to something completely different. "The Death of it All" is a very slow, completely acoustic song and the most light hearted sounding song Rob has done. I was surprised how much I liked this song. I don't normally end up downloading slower songs from a heavy album, but this is such a great and catchy song with some very meaningful vocals to it.

The album ends on a very high note. "The Lords of Salem" takes it back to the Salem Witch Trials lyrics and hits you with some of the heaviest instrumentals on the album. The whole song screams Salem and entrances you into thoughts of 1892 many times better than "American Witch" and is probably the scariest sounding song on the album. Put this song on while you're reading Arthur Miller's "The Crucible" and have fun.

Rob's third outing is a very positive one. With heavy songs combined with slower, acoustic songs and some incredible lyrics to go along with it, this return to roots is certainly worth picking up for any Zombie fan.

Score: 3.5/5



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Comments:Add a Comment 
TheSmashBro
November 19th 2011


268 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Second review.



This was based on my own opinion of the album. If you disagree, feel free to say, but don't be an ass about it.



CONSTRUCTIVE criticism is also welcome.

Cipieron
November 19th 2011


3508 Comments


Your review was based on your own opinion of the album?


you're weird

TheSmashBro
November 19th 2011


268 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Inorite?



But I just said this so people aren't all like "YOU LIKE THIS? STOP EXISTING RIGHT NOW! MY OPINION IS RIGHT AND YOURS IS NOT AK;SJLDHASLJDFHD"

Acanthus
November 19th 2011


9812 Comments


I've got his and White Zombie's discog, I'm more of a White Zombie fan I suppose.

Acanthus
November 19th 2011


9812 Comments


I like "Dragula" (Matrix lover) and "Living Dead Girl" - my interest pretty much stops there for his self-titled work.

insomniac15
Staff Reviewer
November 19th 2011


6256 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

the album's kind of inconsistent. I personally like the songs you skipped here (The Scorpions Sleeps, Let It All Bleed Out) and a couple more. The review is a bit sketchy; you started out with more details but on the second half you got bored or impatient and wrote a summary of two or three songs and done.

insomniac15
Staff Reviewer
November 19th 2011


6256 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

also, Foxy Foxy is the only reason you gave the album a 3.5 ? you really praise the album but you haven't focused on any negative aspects beside that. write about those too

TheSmashBro
November 19th 2011


268 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

To be honest, my personal rating system is a bit different. If I use words like "great" or "good" or any menial compliments like that, I'll give it a lower score. It's hard for me to find negative things to say about a lot of this. Basically I judge things I like on how they rank on a goodness scale rather than deducting points per negative thing. I'm very sorry if this confuses you, but I'm not quite sure how else I can word it.



Also, I skipped a few songs because I didn't want the review to drag out too long.

Activista anti-MTV
November 20th 2011


3154 Comments


This is on my listen to list, after reading your review. I liked the review.

I am feeling the avatar

MisterSteel
November 20th 2011


453 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Always been a fan of Rob Zombie's work, in his solo career and White Zombie. Even though some of it has definitely been of questionable quality, it's always been a fun listen. The Scorpion Sleeps and Lords of Salem are awesome, even if the album is hit-and-miss.



And just to mention it, no matter what he's in, John 5 always manages to create an interesting, if simple, guitar section.

TheSmashBro
November 20th 2011


268 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Yeah. John 5 is great. I loved him in Marilyn Manson, but I'm still happy Twiggy's back in the band now :3

MisterSteel
November 20th 2011


453 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Thought the combination worked best when Twiggy was the bassist and John 5 was the guitarist, like on Holy Wood. They're both a great influence to the band separately, but the best album came about when they worked in tandem. Interested to see if the new one's gonna be any good.



Thanks for writing the review too, I forgot how cool a few of the songs on here are.



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