Alestorm
Captain Morgan's Revenge


5.0
classic

Review

by TheMetalPony USER (3 Reviews)
July 31st, 2012 | 19 replies


Release Date: 2008 | Tracklist

Review Summary: They are musical pirates. YYYAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

“So, here are these 4 guys who call themselves: “Alestorm”.
-“They do not look like pirates.”
-“Who cares? They ARR pirates.”
-“Why should they be?”
-“Well, they are musical pirates.”
-“So, what does these musicians make pirates?”
-“Their music of course.”
-*facepalm*
-“Well, listen to their music and you will see. Start playing, yer bloody idiots!”
-“Yarr!”

That might be the possible story of Alestorm, the infamous pirate metal band, as they call it.
Alestorm is a drunk Scottish band, and well known for their own brand of metal.
Their album Captain Morgan’s Revenge was accually one of my first metal albums.
I listened to Iron Maiden and Rush before, but I did not consider them metal.
So, when a friend of mine at school said: “I know a band named Alestorm, that is a pirate metal band.” I thought: Well, that seems interesting, but I never listened to metal before. A few days later, when we were doing something with the school band, showing our favorite music to everyone, he showed me the first 2 songs of this album. When the first notes started, I immediately liked it, and it was my doorway into metal. Later, when I was home, I immediately downloaded the album, and listened it all the time in the weekend when I was at a camp with some friends. The epic tunes and the drunk stories never faded, and about a few months later I downloaded their other albums.
I compared them, and everytime I downloaded a new Alestorm album, the new songs stayed into my head. While I compared them, my final thoughts were that Captain Morgan’s Revenge was still my favorite album, mainly because of the nostalgic feel to it, andthe more original and technical songwriting. There still are many good tracks on the other albums however, but Captain Morgan’s Revenge is more well rounded, with more variation, and thrashier guitars.
The tracks all have their own feel, for example: Over the Seas is a nice, simple, singalong pirate story, while The Huntmaster is a catchy headbanger about a guy who needs to bring back beer to the world. Overall, these things stay pirate songs, with an epic “Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack” brass section, and catchy folk tunes, and also the Scottish “anthem” Flower of Scotland.
However, this is really a like or hate thing. A friend of mine hates pirate-themed metal more than Christian metal. The problem is that pirate metal is mostly not taken seriously, and I understand that.
The music seems great to me, but the themes are of course a little childish.
Well, I really don’t care. I like pirates, mate. And there are some less good songs on this album, but the fun theme and the catchiness of the songs makes it all right.
And of course, the album is not perfect, but it doesn’t have to be perfect to give a perfect feeling.
If you don’t like pirates, forget the pirate part and just listen to the music, and most importantly:
don’t grow up too soon. Live the way you want to live, and forget all the rules for one time.

BE A PIRATE!

Pros:

+ Catchy
+ Good for headbanging
+ The magical combo of this two
+ Epic
+ PIRATESSSSS!!!!

Cons:
- 5 and 6 are less epic
- Love or hate thing

Rating: 5 out of 5


user ratings (411)
3.3
great
other reviews of this album
south_of_heaven 11 (4)
Alestorm's first full-length heartily embraces the tales of pirating and spins them into a wild, sin...

Ragez (1.5)
fags are trying to be pirates, just say no....



Comments:Add a Comment 
truekebabpower
July 31st 2012


797 Comments


it seems that someone was enjoying a bottle of rum themselves while writing this review...

DarkNoctus
July 31st 2012


12400 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

that was excruciating to read



Cons:

- 5 and 6 are less epic

- Love or hate thing




what exactly is 'epic' in terms of your review? it's an over-used nearly meaningless term



also this isn't a love or hate thing at all, it's just power metal, seriously

truekebabpower
July 31st 2012


797 Comments


no, not JUST power metal...


power metal...and a bottle of rum

but seriously, the album's horribly cheesy

TheMetalPony
July 31st 2012


25 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Well guys, I just like this album.



And with epic I mean something that you see in movies, something like cinematic.

This album has a really strong theme, and if you don't like that, it's most likely nothing for you. That is what I mean with love or hate.

Also because of the great stereotypes.

Whatever, it just does sound great in my opinion.

DarkNoctus
July 31st 2012


12400 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

you should be more reserved with 5/5 ratings i think

TheMetalPony
July 31st 2012


25 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Maybe you are right about that.

You see, I do not like to hate things.

If I hate something, I would never review it at all.

And most of the songs in this album just seem to have no problems, in my opinion.

DarkNoctus
July 31st 2012


12400 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

no problems =/= 5/5 warranted rating



i could name a myriad of problems with this album but eh, can't be bothered to review it

Ovrot
July 31st 2012


13304 Comments


did you just rate this higher than rust in peace?

TheMetalPony
July 31st 2012


25 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I did.

It just has more good things put in one record.

Rust in Peace is also very good, but it misses the cinematic sound of this album.

Accually, thrash is my fav metal subgenre, but it misses some emotion.



RevengeSoldier
July 31st 2012


308 Comments


Awful review, but I pos'd for "They ARR pirates" and "I like pirates, mate."

Xenorazr
July 31st 2012


1466 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

I think I'd prefer a visit to Davy Jones Locker.

ShadowRemains
August 1st 2012


28120 Comments


so do i need to do something ridiculous and then put my foot on a wooden barrel to listen to this or what...

TheMetalPony
August 1st 2012


25 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

nope

intotheshit
August 1st 2012


3637 Comments


I prefer to walk the plank.

TheMetalPony
August 1st 2012


25 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

You know, guys, I just like this album very much, and because I give it a 5 out of 5 doesn't immediately mean my review was bad.

I think it's kinda cool when you listen an album, you shiver and laugh at the same time. Those kind of things rarely happen when listening to music.

That is why I think this album does exactly what it should do, and that is why I give it a 5. That is also a thing that RIP doesn't do.

intotheshit
August 1st 2012


3637 Comments


Your review isn't bad because of the rating. The review is horribly written and reads like the writing of a ten year old with severe head trauma. That's why it's bad.

Oh, and that shivering and laughing? That's probably the meds you're on to keep you schizophrenia in check.

ViperAces
August 1st 2012


12597 Comments


No thrash fan will rate this higher then RiP.

TheMetalPony
August 2nd 2012


25 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I will. And I am a thrash fan.

By the way, I am still learning to write proper reviews, and I think this worked pretty well for my second review.

And indeed, I use meds. If I don't use them, I can't control my thoughts that good.



TheMetalPony
August 2nd 2012


25 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

By the way, I'm dutch.



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