Green Day
¡UNO!


1.5
very poor

Review

by teslabarrier USER (6 Reviews)
August 19th, 2013 | 82 replies


Release Date: 2012 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Punk my ass.

Green Day used to be my favorite band. But after American Idiot everything went down (oral sex joke). 21st Century was too pretentious. Uno next was just a piece of crap, the worst in the trilogy. It was too poppy and lacked the edge that made them so good before.

They used to sing about jerking off, and now they're making ballads (at least it says *** in it). "Oh Love" has to be one of the wimpiest tracks ever heard before. Even the title is gay! "Oh Love?" Should be singing "Oh Deep Throat Me Please". Would have been more fun. At least that's why Dos was better.

This album is also repetitive. Decent songs like Kill THE DJ or Rusty James are ruined by repetitiviness. Kill the DJ is even that bad. Lyrics are decent because they say f uck 18 times, and I like the dance theme, but Rusty James only says *** once. A real downer.

Only two good songs on this one. Better than 21CB though, which only had one. Amerikan Eulogy. Now, it's a slight improvement. Let Yourself Go is brash, edgy and in your face. I love the anger and rage in BJ's voice. Favorite line: "All this ***-***in with my head now." If they had used these great lyrics on more tracks, and made it more dirty, would have been beter? Maybe it would.

"Angel Blue" is also very punk ish. Has lots of nice lyrics that I relate too. I once cut my heart like a stick in the mud too.
"Loss of Control" is also not bad. Has good lyrics too, like "But you're a stupid mother ***er and you're doing your time 'cause" and "I'm taking down all my enemies 'cause they're all so ***ing useless
A bunch of *** talking drama queens and they're all filled with excuses".

"Troublemaker" has nice lyrics. I wanna get inside of you. But its garge rock sounds really bring it down. Uno! could have been better if they ditched the love songs and ballads, made more references to sex, and said *** more. But we're stuck with a pile of *** that has three good songs and the rest for pussies. Dos! was better, and was what I wanted to hear from punk-turned pussy homos.



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teslabarrier
August 19th 2013


64 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

I took the constructive criticism and tried to make a better review. Didn't curse except for quoting lyrics, twindled down the sex jokes. Please pos it.

NordicMindset
August 19th 2013


25137 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

"please pos it"



now i'll neg

Tunaboy45
August 19th 2013


18616 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Neg.

This is a really lazy review.

Take time in between reviews to think about how you can improve them. Otherwise you're just going to

keep getting a bad response.

YourDarkAffected
August 19th 2013


1870 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

"(oral sex joke)"



the improvement in your professionalism is staggering

danielcardoso
August 19th 2013


11770 Comments


This trilogy is so painfully bad.
The review is not much better. Neg'd.

danielcardoso
August 19th 2013


11770 Comments


And you're so wrong in so many ways!
Where are the lyrics good???

NordicMindset
August 19th 2013


25137 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

looking at this guy's reviews, i have a feeling he thinks that the more fucks there are in the lyrics, the better they are

FromDaHood
August 19th 2013


9111 Comments


This review sucks dick (oral sex joke)

Tunaboy45
August 19th 2013


18616 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

"Oh Deep Throat Me Please"

Grow up and stop writing shit reviews.

NordicMindset
August 19th 2013


25137 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

his pos-neg rate is 2-40 lol

Tunaboy45
August 19th 2013


18616 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Haha!

Tunaboy45
August 19th 2013


18616 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Is 'Punk my ass' meant to be a euphemism for anal?

DrGonzo1937
Staff Reviewer
August 19th 2013


18527 Comments


Felt bad by the hate, read the review. Realised why.



Cormano
August 19th 2013


4261 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

review gave me cancer

AgainAnd
August 19th 2013


281 Comments


There's something oddly funny about this review. Almost pos'd for the entertainment value. Then I
remembered music and not reviews is the entertainment.

As for genuine feedback, I feel you need to cut down on offhand comments such as the much maligned "
(oral sex joke)". What does that have to do with the music? Also, if you're going to swear (most
likely not a good idea in any case), you should have a well thought out purpose behind it. Also, while
a review is mostly no different from an elaborated and well explained opinion, this review fulfills
only the "opinion" part. Try and explain why the lyrics suck for example, as calling them "gay" is
hardly enlightening. Also the text would benefit from proofreading, as there are obvious
misspellings such as "beter".

Tunaboy45
August 19th 2013


18616 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Not defending his review, but are you just on this site to slag people off?

You haven't done anything else except comment.

NightmareCinema16
August 19th 2013


2016 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

Just another rant. Why do you keep trying if this is the same constant result?

DegausserGuernica24
August 19th 2013


1134 Comments


'please pos it'

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danielcardoso
August 19th 2013


11770 Comments


Lol.

NightmareCinema16
August 19th 2013


2016 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

Lot of effort for something that isn't a huge deal.


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