Anal Trump
To All the Broads I've Nailed Before


1.0
awful

Review

by lecolumbus USER (9 Reviews)
January 24th, 2017 | 83 replies


Release Date: 2017 | Tracklist

Review Summary: About as well thought out as a Donald Trump tweet.

Travis Ryan, usually involved with more serious grindcore (such as Cattle Decapitation and Murder Construct) and Rob Crow (of Pinback, which is an indie rock band funnily enough) have teamed up to put together another EP for their satirical Donald Trump-themed project, Anal Trump. Considering how short their ‘full-length’ album was at roughly 3 minutes, it’s no surprise that this release barely reaches 1 minute long, with 10 tracks to boot.

Even though this album was released to ‘commemorate’ Trump’s inauguration, it honestly sounds like they could have conceivably written and recorded it on that same day. There is so little thought seemingly put into this that I was wondering whether I should even write a review for it. The humour is about as obnoxious and on-the-nose as any of the Trump SNL parodies, and it wears thin before the minute duration of the album is even up. The most clever thing about it is the album cover that depicts a flower gets urinated on and the decision to press the release on “piss yellow” yinyl.

Sonically, even though the band name references Anal Cunt they sound more like they’re channelling Agoraphobic Nosebleed. Minus most of the appeal, unfortunately. The things that work best in Agoraphobic Nosebleed’s sound are the insane, overbearing fast drum machine beats, meaty riffs and wacky over-the-top lyrics that go together to craft a surreal atmosphere of debauchery, violence and general extremity. Anal Trump doesn’t even come close.

When it comes to Anal Trump, the vocals are at the forefront of the mix. There is mostly nothing special about the guitar work and the drum work is decent but fairly buried within that mix. Songs are mostly indistinguishable save for two. Although that can be par for the course with grindcore typically there are memorable moments throughout a grindcore album – although you might not be able to remember which song they were part of, they will still likely resonate with you later and I feel like nothing on this release will accomplish that for me.

The two songs that stand out for me are The Fat Picture and The Trump Rule. The Fat Picture has the single best vocal performance on the album and I wish I saw that kind of variety and ferocity more often. It reminds me a lot of Devin Townsend at his most insane. The Trump Rule features Travis’ higher pitched clean vocals which Cattle Decapitation fans will be familiar with and even though I don’t think it works too well here I appreciate attempt at variety.

I can only hope if Anal Trump does another release (which they probably will) that they put just a little more thought into it. I’m not expecting the most socially aware satire to come from this project, but I’m hoping for a little more considering the talent involved.



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lecolumbus
January 24th 2017


229 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

You can hear the album at:

https://analtrump.bandcamp.com/album/to-all-the-broads-ive-nailed-before

It's $5 and all the vinyl has sold out - wouldn't recommend paying for it though. Even though I think 100% of net proceeds donated to Planned Parenthood, you might as just donate directly. Or pay whatever you want for that new United Nations song:

https://theofficialun.bandcamp.com/album/stairway-to-mar-a-lago

They're donating all proceeds to the ACLU and Planned Parenthood and it's simply a much better song than anything on here.

YakNips
January 24th 2017


20105 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

seth putnam rolls over in his grave. sad!

RadicalEd
January 24th 2017


9546 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Why would anyone even bother to check this.

Mort.
January 24th 2017


26201 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

because its only one minute long you pleb



not like it takes out much time from your day

RadicalEd
January 24th 2017


9546 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Or you could just give it 1.0 without listening. Like me.

Evreaia
January 24th 2017


5405 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

It's only a minute long, at least have the decency to listen to it before 1 it.



Or just 1 it, it's not worth listening to, trust me.

botb
January 24th 2017


18630 Comments


Yeah I was kind of avoiding hearing this because it sounds just awful

Mort.
January 24th 2017


26201 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Bad meme

RadicalEd
January 24th 2017


9546 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

She wishes. Bill is shlonging everyone but that hag.

RadicalEd
January 24th 2017


9546 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Schlonged:



"To be cockslapped by a man with a large penis."



'Shit that teenage mum just got schlonged by that hobo!'



thx urban dictionary.

RadicalEd
January 24th 2017


9546 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Lol Donald. Truly a champion of high standards.

SCREAM!
January 24th 2017


15755 Comments


A lot of the songs sounded like they could've been good but they end before they actually have a chance to do anything/go anywhere

lecolumbus
January 24th 2017


229 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

The Harambe metal stuff is honestly more worth of a listen. I can only expect that the 500 people that actually fucking bought this on vinyl are gonna listen to this once and be very ashamed and regretful.

SteveOffProbation
January 24th 2017


1445 Comments


"listen. I can only expect that the 500 people that actually fucking bought this on vinyl are gonna listen to this once and be very ashamed and regretful."

lmao you are such a moron. look at the place the money is going, and tell me people are gonna regret that

SteveOffProbation
January 24th 2017


1445 Comments


I cannot believe all of you are so dense 1'ing this lolllll

lecolumbus
January 24th 2017


229 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Looking forward to getting your copy in the mail, Steve?

zaruyache
January 24th 2017


27887 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

you people are why we lost Vietnam.

Deathconscious
January 24th 2017


27530 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Why would anyone spend that much time writing a serious review about this album.

Asdfp277
January 24th 2017


24849 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

"Even though this album was released to ‘commemorate’ Trump’s inauguration, it honestly sounds like they could have conceivably written and recorded it on that same day."



how's this a contradiction

Wizard
January 24th 2017


20576 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

About as well thought out as a Donald Trump tweet.



Yep.



lmao you are such a moron. look at the place the money is going, and tell me people are gonna regret that



I agree with this however why would you buy this on vinyl? Just give the money directly to planned parenthood. This was just a waste of my life and I usually like snappy little grind albums like this.



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