Hollywood Undead
Five


2.0
poor

Review

by LethalPaintball USER (10 Reviews)
October 26th, 2017 | 9 replies


Release Date: 2017 | Tracklist

Review Summary: In an attempt at maturing, Hollywood Undead releases an inconsistent pile of muddied ideas.

Hollywood Undead. Five albums deep into their career, which is crazy to think about actually. I remember hearing 'Undead' about ten years ago and thinking it was the coolest thing ever, and about two years later, Swan Songs would even be the first CD I had bought with my own money. I fell off with the band around two years ago, when 'Day Of The Dead' came out, and haven't really looked back since.

Years, months pass by, and I hear the lead single from their fifth album, not so cleverly titled 'Five', and I feel absolutely nothing. 'California Dreaming' isn't a sign of growth, but rather a kick in the balls for anyone that thinks that after ten years the band would move past cringe inducing nu-metal "anthems". And other than that what else did the band do? Party anthems of course. Though, thankfully, this album is almost devoid of any party songs. In the forefront is self-loathing, straight up hip-hop songs, the aforementioned nu-metal anthems, and occasionally dubstep because that's what's hip in 2017 right?

Self-loathing has never been a strong point for Hollywood Undead, even middle schooler me knew this. It's definitely not a strong point here either, though noticeably improved from their previous efforts. I'm sorry, but "It's like I should give up because I'm not legit" doesn't work as a good lyric for your fans to connect with, nobody says "legit" anymore, let alone in a demeaning way. The hip-hop tracks stand on their own pretty well, not groundbreaking in any way but somewhat enjoyable and in the long-term, is the style they should stick with. Dubstep on the other hand? The genre's never sounded more dated than it does here.

In the end, 'Five' leaves me utterly confused. It looks and acts like an act of maturity, but then you listen to songs like 'Cash Out' and 'Bang Bang' and you just kind of wonder if they even want to mature.

Though, to be honest, four years ago I would've eaten this up, maybe I'm not the demographic Hollywood Undead is aiming for.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
LethalPaintball
October 26th 2017


1005 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

okay first off i want to say two things

1. i know that the album isn't out yet, but im going to be quite busy for the next two days and wanted to put up this review as soon as possible

2. im 15 almost 16, do with that info as you will when reading this review



cheers and thanks for all the positive feedback lately, but as always criticism is appreciated

Drifter
October 26th 2017


20868 Comments


That second sentence should be expelled to the lava lakes of oblivion. Same with the first sentence of the second paragraph.

"Party anthems of course, sex, drugs, and partying."
This sentence should be changed. "Party anthems of course" shouldn't be attached to the rest and the second part of the sentence just shouldn't be there.

"Thankfully, yes, this album is almost devoid of any party songs"
Putting yes into there makes it sound so weird and wrong. Expel it to oblivion I say.

"I'm sorry but "It's like I should give up because I'm not legit" doesn't work as a good lyric for your fans to connect with, nobody says "legit" anymore, let alone in a demining way."
Should be a comma after "sorry." You also spelled demeaning wrong.

SteakByrnes
October 26th 2017


29882 Comments


I'm always so delighted by your avi, I used to be obsessed with Neko Atsume

LethalPaintball
October 26th 2017


1005 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

much love @drifter

ive put in the edits you've suggested

Drifter
October 26th 2017


20868 Comments




AsleepInTheBack
Staff Reviewer
October 26th 2017


10236 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Heads up: if the album isn't out yet and there is no legal stream then the mods will take this down.

LethalPaintball
October 26th 2017


1005 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

i was worried about that until i remembered that the first flower boy review was up for about a month before the albums official release

pretty sure im in the clear

glorybox94
November 11th 2017


1079 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

broken record may be top 5 worst songs of all time

glorybox94
November 11th 2017


1079 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

TRASH



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